"Get up. When you see me, just worship me once a day."
Um!
Hundreds of villagers in Gaolaozhuang, at this moment, were extremely respectful to Bailong.
Approachable.
No wonder, as the old saying goes, the higher your status, the more easy-going you are towards civilians.
On the contrary, those quack beans are so round in appearance that they don’t even know how much they cost. If they are a little disrespectful, they will find faults like crazy.
Heavenly Court, Tang Dynasty, Us Kingdom.
Managers are all the same thing!
Bailong cleared his throat and pointed at Marshal Tianpeng.
The ethereal voice, like falling from the sky, fell into everyone's heart.
"Let me introduce to you, the so-called pig demon you call is not actually a pig."
"He is the Grand Marshal of Tianpeng who guards the borders of Heaven and is in charge of Tianhe's 80,000 navy troops."
"It's just because I made a small mistake five hundred years ago and was punished by the Jade Emperor."
"Again, he was plotted by a sinister person and reincarnated into the arms of a sow."
"That's why we are like this today."
"You also know that immortals are different from mortals. The appearance is just the host body. The real value is the soul."
"The twenty-eight stars in heaven are all demons, including me, who is also a dragon-turned-immortal."
"Why do you look at your kind friends with colored eyes?"
…
At this moment, the villagers in Gaolaozhuang lowered their heads one after another.
"Inspecting the Spiritual King, it's because we have blind eyes and fail to recognize Mount Tai, and mistakenly mistake the immortals for monsters."
Canopy holds its head high.
Comfortable!
This has to be Brother Bai Long, who pays attention to people.
Since he was demoted to the lower world, in the past five hundred years, not a single god who once flattered him has come to see him.
That’s too much!
Bailong smiled slightly and said: "Tianpeng, go learn scriptures from Tang Monk Xitian. As long as you reach Lingshan, you can restore your golden body and get rid of this pig's body."
But at this time, Marshal Tianpeng lowered his head in despair.
"Brother Long, I'm afraid that after I leave, Cuilan won't be able to stand the rumors and will commit suicide."
Buzz!
The minds of all the villagers in Gaolaozhuang were blank again.
Whether it is an eighty-year-old woman, a fifty-year-old aunt, a young woman in her twenties, or a young girl of seventeen or eighteen, their eyes are full of tears.
have a look!
"Look at Gao Cuilan, how happy she is!"
"As a mortal, I am so favored by God."
"In this life, I can only have one heart, and we will never leave each other until we grow old!"
"envious!"
At this time, a woman immediately presented herself.
"Zhu Ganglie, what do you think of me? Although I'm not as beautiful as Gao Cuilan, I have big breasts.
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"Zhu Ganglie, I weigh one hundred and sixty pounds! Even in the Tang Dynasty, fatness was regarded as beauty. I can have a good child!"
"Zhu Ganglie, I do a good job! We can actually find a house to communicate and develop a relationship!"
…
In mid-air, the four great Bodhisattvas looked at this scene and lowered their heads involuntarily.
Isn't this nonsense?
It turns out that Marshal Tianpeng was captured by Sun Wukong, and the villagers believed in Western religion after seeing the monk catching demons.
At this time, Marshal Tianpeng became popular?
Oh my god?
However, they really didn't dare to say anything.
This scene has completely departed from the script.
If Bailong leaves, not only will Zhu Bajie not be able to travel to the west, but the villages within a hundred miles will not be able to believe in the west.
The four great Bodhisattvas could only look at Yunxia calmly and continue to beat Bailong's back.
If you are fooling around, then keep fooling around to the end!
I saw Tianpeng raise his hand and said loudly: "Everyone, I, Old Zhu, am a lover. Although I am a bit lustful, my Cuilan is the wife. The wife does not agree to take a concubine, so I will not take a concubine.
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well!
The women who recommended themselves lowered their heads one after another.
A god still cares about the red tape of mortals?
Bailong landed on the ground and put away all his equipment.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet!"
Suddenly, Gaolaozhuang was silent.
Bai Long looked at the canopy and said with a smile: "Brother, let's go to Gao's house. I'll let you put your worries aside."
Um?
Tianpeng didn't know what happened, he only knew that Brother Long would not harm him.
"good!"
After a while, Bailong, the Four Bodhisattvas, Sun Wukong and hundreds of villagers arrived at the backyard of the Gao family at the same time.
Sun Wukong pushed gently.
The door cast by the canopy was pushed open.
The whole yard is overgrown with weeds.
Gao Cuilan looked at the canopy with tears in her eyes.
Gao Cuilan also listened to what Bai Long said in mid-air just now.
At the same time, Bailong used the Thousand Miles Sound Transmission Technique to broadcast what Tianpeng said to Gao Cuilan.
At this moment, she was only moved.
"Ms. sir! Woohoo! Cuilan misunderstood you!"
Gao Cuilan shed tears and threw herself into Tianpeng's arms.
Hundreds of villagers in Gaolaozhuang were all smiling and applauded heartily.
“When you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; when you marry a dog, follow the dog; when you marry, follow a carrying pole!”
Tang Sanzang, standing next to Bai Long, was also smiling and applauding.
Only the four great Bodhisattvas have faces as black as ink.
The Journey to the West plan completely deviated from the script!
Is this special meow helping me?
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What a beast!
Lingji Bodhisattva couldn't bear it anymore. He suppressed the anger in his heart and whispered softly.
"Bai Long, they are so in love, are you sure Zhu Bajie can go to the West to learn scriptures? Aren't you kidding?"
"What nonsense?"
Bailong looked at Tianpeng and Gao Cuilan with a smile on his face.
"There is a saying in Buddhism that it is better to demolish ten temples than destroy one marriage. This is a merit of this king and a merit of the West."
Lingji Bodhisattva closed his eyes speechlessly.
The export is dirty!
Merit, your grandma is a dung fork, did this sentence come from the West?
People say no?
Manjusri also gritted his teeth and said softly: "Nielong, I don't care how you mess around. Marshal Tianpeng must go with Tang Monk. If he doesn't participate in the journey to the west, you will interfere with the journey to the west, and the Nine Heavens Divine Thunder will strike you."
"I know, Sanba, why do you still need to talk nonsense?"
Bailong rolled his eyes, waved his hand, took out a ginseng fruit, and gave it to Gao Cuilan.
"Eat it."
ah???
When the four great Bodhisattvas saw this scene, they couldn't bear it anymore.
What does Bailong mean?
Nonsense, complete and utter nonsense!
If Gao Cuilan eats ginseng fruit, she will become an early Earth Immortal!
What a beast!
To remove karma, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, and Lingji came to Bailong's side.
"Picket Spirit King, you should think twice before you act!"
"Although you are a king and can improve the cultivation of mortals, you do not have the right to become a god!"
"White Dragon, the three of you can't mess around!"
"That's right, Nie Long, don't you do anything without using your brain? Have you never been severely beaten by society?"
snort!
Bai Long glared coldly and said: "I have my own way of doing things. You can tell just by looking at me. Why are you talking so much nonsense?"
Well?
The four great Bodhisattvas were immediately silenced.
Evil dragon!
This is simply too cheap!
Did the Westward Journey team let Zhu Bajie carry his wife on his back to the West?
Oh my god!
That was the moment when they were in a daze.
Bailong broke off half of the palm-sized ginseng fruit and stuffed it into Gao Cuilan's mouth.
Cough cough cough!
It was so sudden that Gao Cuilan didn't even react.
Fortunately, I didn't choke and swallowed it.
Bailong stuffed the other half into Gao Cuilan's mouth.
At this moment, Gao Cuilan was choked with tears.
Um!
Bailong couldn't help but nodded when he saw this scene.
Tianpeng has good taste, Gao Cuilan is a good girl, her throat is shallow!