0455 Adaptation is not random compilation, joking is not nonsense!
"I'm not dissatisfied..."
Lingji Bodhisattva, swallow down the fire in your heart.
As long as it enters Huangfengling, this evil dragon must die!!!
At this time, countless villagers rushed up, formed a circle around them, and knelt on the ground.
"Jiu Lingwang, we also want to become immortals!"
"That's right, we are also very kind-hearted, so please give us a piece of fruit!"
"Jiu Ling King, we will worship you from generation to generation!"
…
ah???
At this time, Chu Karma held Bailong's arm and said angrily.
"Rich man, what should you do now? I tell you to do it in a place where no one is around and let them all see it. Can you still live a good life?"
At that time, Bai Long only wanted to satisfy Zhu Bajie, but he really didn't think about so much.
If each of these five hundred people was given a ginseng fruit, the Jade Emperor would probably make his daughters divorce him.
That's really nonsense.
Bailong looked at the more than 500 villagers and said with a smile: "I have carefully observed that you have no chance of becoming an immortal in this life. But don't be discouraged. Some of you will become immortals in the next life. Remember, it is not possible to commit suicide and go to the next life. You must be serious.
Live this life to the end!”
Um?
The more than 500 villagers couldn't help but widen their eyes.
The Jieling King said that they will have an immortal destiny in the next life!
Boom, boom, boom!
More than 500 villagers knelt on the ground again and kowtowed over and over again.
"Spiritual King, we remember!"
The four great Bodhisattvas lowered their eyes, and their lungs were about to pop out.
Evil dragon!
What about talking and farting?
Who can see what will happen in the next life!?
The Ten Palaces of Yama have not yet judged these people. Will they be reincarnated as pigs, dogs or humans in the next life?
Lie without blinking an eye!
Bailong put away his equipment, turned his head and looked at Marshal Tianpeng.
"Tianpeng, I will give you a name today. It will be..."
"Zhu Bajie!"
Karma-Removing Bodhisattva was standing aside and spoke out first.
Um!
"Then call me Zhu Bajie and just listen to Mother Buddha."
Zhu Bajie nodded and said, "I understand, Brother Long! Thank you very much for the name, Brother Long!"
Bai Long explained: "It's fourteen years since the journey to the West. You follow Monk Tang to obtain scriptures, and then find Gao Cuilan when you come back."
this……?
Looking at Zhu Bajie's expression, he was still a little worried.
"Brother Long, can I take her with me to Lingshan to learn scriptures?"
Well?
The three great Bodhisattvas and Lingji Bodhisattva all stared at Zhu Bajie.
"How about I just give you a RV and let Bailong Ma pull it?
"Are you showing off your composure? Are you taking things too far?"
"Zhu Bajie, can there be women in the Buddhist scriptures team? Like
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What does it look like?"
Zhu Bajie listened to the bombardment of the three Bodhisattvas with an expressionless face.
Brother Long is here, still listening to them?
When the three great Bodhisattvas discovered that Zhu Bajie was not listening to them at all, they stopped educating them.
Furthermore, Gao Laozhuang and the villages within a hundred miles radius really cannot believe in Western religion.
It’s so shameful!
Karma Chu pouted and shook Bailong's arm.
"Bailong, can we be more serious? This Zhu Bajie wants to take his wife to learn from him!"
"I'll handle it..."
Bai Long smiled slightly and said: "Bajie! Gao Cuilan is now an Earth Immortal, and his life is about 47,000 years old. You are a pig chosen by the Zhunti Saint, and there is nothing I can do. This is all I can do for you.
To give my brother some face, you can study for fourteen years and then reunite with your wife when you come back."
Zhu Bajie didn't listen to anything else, only one sentence.
Give me some face.
Whose face can be withheld? Is Zhunti Saint a ball?
We must give Brother Long face!
Um!
"Brother Long! Don't worry, I will definitely learn from my experience and won't embarrass you!"
"Okay, these are brothers!"
Bailong patted Zhu Bajie on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Goodbye to my wife, Gao Cuilan is the patron saint of this hundred-mile radius. I asked the handsome Qiu Shouxian of Xitianmen to keep an eye on her. If anything happens, I will come. You
Do not worry."
Um!
Zhu Bajie nodded gratefully.
"Brother Long, don't say anything anymore. If you say too much, you will shed tears!"
Zhu Bajie hugged Gao Cuilan tightly in his arms and said reluctantly.
"Cuilan, I, old pig, am about to go on the road. You must wait for me to come back! You can fly now. If you have anything to do, go to Xitianmen to find Qiu Shouxian and ask him to report to Brother Long."
Uh-huh!
Gao Cuilan nodded obediently.
"I understand, sir! It's getting late, and it's not too late to leave this night. Let's have a wedding tonight and leave tomorrow morning, right?"
Well?
Zhu Bajie looked at Bailong pleadingly.
The four great Bodhisattvas immediately stopped working.
If Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan were allowed to bridal chamber, waiting for Amitabha to come back, and Xitian opened the door, how should they explain?
"No... the picket spirit king, I cannot agree to this!"
"That's right, Bai Long, the plan for Journey to the West is here. The adaptation is not random fabrication, and the drama is not nonsense. You are doing this to apologize to everyone in the world!"
"If the two of them get married, the merits of their journey to the West will be halved!"
"That's right, don't you agree that he should be called Bajie? His name is Bajie, but he broke the lust warning that night?"
…
"okay!"
Bailong raised his hand and interrupted the four great Bodhisattvas.
"Is it appropriate for someone who is lustful and disobedient to marry and leave her a widow? As the old Buddhist saying goes, it is better to demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage. What do you think?
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Why is it different from what you do? Why is your heart so cruel?"
Well?
The four great Bodhisattvas all lowered their heads.
People say no?
Listen!
Is this what people say?
This special thing is not what the dragon said!
Karma Remover held Bailong's arm and pouted: "Bailong, don't talk nonsense! How can this sentence be found in the Western Diamond Sutra, Avalokitesvara Sutra, Boruo Sutra, Prosperity Sutra, etc.?"
Bai Long smiled and said: "It turns out that in my area, the monks all ride in luxury cars to hug their little girls. Don't be so rigid and be more open-minded. Today I will add that I would rather demolish ten temples than ruin one marriage."
People say no!
The four great Bodhisattvas lowered their heads once again.
What does Bailong do?
If you add a sentence to the Western Scriptures, you have never died!
However, the four great Bodhisattvas did not dare to say anything.
If the evil dragon is angered, it will be terrible if he destroys the journey to the west.
Lingshan was closed to the outside world and their journey to the west was stopped. They had no place to complain.
But……!!!
Why can’t I swallow this breath in my heart?
Manjusri, Samantabhadra, removes karma, and Lingji looked at each other.
If this evil dragon hadn't been the Jade Emperor's son-in-law and lived such a lowly life, he would have died a hundred times long ago.
What a beast!
At this time, the villagers in Gaolaozhuang all clapped their hands and started to boo.
"Bridal chamber! Enter the bridal chamber! Enter the bridal chamber..."
Gao Cuilan's pretty face turned red, and she punched Zhu Bajie's chest with her small fists.
Zhu Bajie exists in human form, not to mention quite handsome.
Manjusri waved his hand and took out the golden hoop, staring at Zhu Bajie coldly.
Originally, this golden hoop was meant to be worn by the black bear spirit.
In the plan to measure the calamity of the journey to the west, they were given three gold, tight and forbidden hoops by Tathagata Tathagata, which were to be worn on the heads of Black Bear Spirit, Sun Wukong and Red Boy respectively.
But the black bear spirit was taken in by Bai Long and could not be taken with him.
Since Zhu Bajie is so ignorant of current affairs, then bring it to him!
That way, Zhu Bajie wouldn't dare to be disobedient, and even if he wanted to explode his soul, he wouldn't be able to!
Whoosh!
Manjushri Bodhisattva flashed his figure, took out the golden hoop, and threw it towards Zhu Bajie.
Well?
"Bajie, be careful!"
Although Manjusri struck quickly, he could not escape the White Dragon's wise eyes.
Using the spell of ecstasy combined with the technique of the Golden Crow turning into a rainbow, Bailong instantly stood in front of Zhu Bajie and kicked away the golden hoop.
Bailong said angrily: "Sanba! What did you do? What did you throw?"
Manjushri Bodhisattva said angrily: "Nielong, where did you kick the golden hoop?"