0603 The female Tang monk learns scriptures without even thinking about it
The funeral procession was blown away by the strong wind, the coffin fell to the ground and the bodies fell out.
Tang Sanzang's soul landed on a woman's body, and the woman's soul was blown onto the corpse by Bai Long's sneeze.
Ksitigarbha and Eliminate Karmic Obstacles are about to cry but have no tears.
Tang Sanzang's soul was wrapped in the Buddha's light from the rebirth scriptures. Within a year, even if the saint Amitabha came, he could not solve this problem.
Within this year, Tang Sanzang could only use the appearance of a woman to continue his pilgrimage to the West...
Woohoo!
Ksitigarbha and Karma Remover looked at the sky quietly, with tears shining in their eyes.
When people have extremely bad luck, they should keep smiling, look at the sky at 45 degrees, and fill their hearts with sunshine.
Very meow!
If Tathagata knew about this, how should we deal with them?
To eliminate karma and Ksitigarbha, they don’t dare to think about it, and they don’t dare to think about it at all.
Ksitigarbha turned his head angrily, glared at Bailong, and roared: "Evil dragon, it's all you! Why are you sneezing when you have nothing to do? What should I do?"
snort!
Bailong raised his head disdainfully and said with a smile: "What should I do? What does it have to do with me? Why don't you let me sneeze? Are you violating human rights?"
"When you sneeze, can't you cover it with your hands? Can't you be civilized?"
snort!
Bai Long joked: "This is in the sky, and I didn't spray it in your face. Who knew it would cause such a strong wind? What's the point of relying on me?"
brute!
Ksitigarbha didn't want to say anything more. There was no point in talking anymore. This evil dragon was completely unreasonable and was a thing that could kill a thousand swords.
If he hadn't had the chance, if he hadn't been spiritually good, he would have been served to the dinner table long ago.
brute!
With tears in her beautiful eyes, the girl stepped forward and held Bailong's arm, pouting and complaining: "Bailong, how can you be so mean? I know you didn't mean it, but can we pay more attention? You
Look at this Tang Monk turning into a woman, how can I explain to my Buddha?"
Bailong glanced at Yunxia.
The original soul of the woman's body was knocked onto the corpse in the coffin.
The moment the corpse got up, everyone in the funeral procession ran away frantically while shouting: "Oh my God, the corpse has been faked! Run quickly, leave quickly!"
Tang Sanzang covered his head and rubbed his chest again.
Suddenly, Tang Sanzang's hand paused twice, pinched his chest twice, then opened his collar and looked inside.
Poor monk!
Tang Sanzang's eyes suddenly widened, and the tip of his nose felt sour.
36d!
Oh, poor monk, go!
Tang Sanzang looked at his body and was stunned...
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Then unconsciously, he touched the position of his bird, and saw his mouth opened wide, and he slowly closed his eyes helplessly.
The bird is gone, the egg is lost...
A few seconds later, Tang Sanzang stood up with a splash, pointing his slender middle finger at the blue sky.
He couldn't see clearly what was in the sky. He only knew that Ksitigarbha and Ksitigarbha were looking at him in the sky.
"Ksitigarbha, get rid of all the karma, you two idiots! If the poor monk becomes a saint, he will definitely massacre Xitian! In order to prevent me from going to a brothel, you turned me into a woman?"
Woo woo woo…
Eliminate karma and Ksitigarbha, with a look of tears on his face.
What should we do? Can we continue our journey to the west?
The female Tang Monk seeks scriptures, this is something I have never thought of!
If men and women match up, will the work not be tiring?
The four masters and disciples went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. It was okay. Tang Seng could still reward the three masters and disciples with a kiss each?
As long as the female Tang monk participated in one difficulty in seeking scriptures, all the merits of her journey to the West would be gone!
How to do how to do?
Ksitigarbha glared at Bailong.
Suddenly, a bright light flashed between Ksitigarbha's brows.
"Bodhisattva, the Bodhisattva who removes karmic obstacles, can only let Tang Sanzang learn scriptures in this way. The situation has changed too much, and I, the Buddha, may not be able to accept it. It is better for us not to say anything and quickly turn Tang Sanzang into a neutral person!"
Um!
Karma-Removal Bodhisattva nodded.
This is a good way, and at present, this is the only way.
It is definitely not possible for the female Tang Monk to seek scriptures. Not only will the merits of her journey to the West be lost, but the merits of all the monks in the entire Western Heaven will also slowly decrease.
But the journey to the west cannot stop.
The only way is to make Tang Monk neither male nor female, losing all the functions of male and female.
Karma Chu held Bailong's arm tightly and said helplessly: "Ksitigarbha, there is nothing I can do about this, so you should do it."
OK!
Ksitigarbha glared at Bailong again, raised two fingers to his mouth, and silently recited a spell.
After a while, Ksitigarbha was surrounded by golden light, his eyes shot out two rays of white light, and he walked straight towards the female Tang Monk.
"Hey, hey, what's going on..."
"Hey, hey, why are my breasts gone? Breasts?"
The female Tang Monk floated into the air uncontrollably, her hair fell out one by one, and her breasts also shrunk little by little.
After a while, Tang Seng changed his appearance and became a man.
However, Tang Monk's bird did not come back, which is very sad!
Oh my goodness!
After a while, Tang Monk landed uncontrollably.
Fortunately, it landed on the grass, otherwise it would have fallen to half death.
call…
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Ksitigarbha took a deep breath and shook his head helplessly.
This journey to the west is simply too difficult!
No wonder Manjushri and Samantabhadra are unwilling to monitor the journey to the West despite their karmic obstacles.
"With the karma removed, Tang Monk has been resurrected. Let him continue his journey to the west."
"good!"
With one hand holding Bailong's arm, and with a wave of his hand, Tang Sanzang flew into the sky uncontrollably and returned to the Black Wind Mountain outside Baoxiang.
The barrier that trapped Sun Wukong and the four others also disappeared at the same time.
When Tang Monk saw Sun Wukong, his eyes were full of fear.
This rebellious monkey dared to attack him. It was so audacious.
But Tang Sanzang didn't dare to recite the Tightening Curse because he was afraid that Sun Wukong would kill him with a stick.
"Wukong, thank you for coming back to save me. It's wrong for me to slap me."
Sun Wukong held his head high and said disdainfully: "You bald donkey, you must understand that it is not me, the old grandson, who wants to come to learn the scriptures, but Xitian who forces me to come here to learn the scriptures. Don't be like me if you don't have the same number. If you keep talking, I, the old grandson, will not come here to learn the scriptures."
I'll beat you to death with a stick!"
Uh-huh-huh!
Tang Sanzang nodded obediently.
He was really scared, really scared of being beaten by Sun Wukong. It seemed that he had eaten this stick more than once, but he couldn't remember anything except this time.
At this time, White Dragon Removes Karma and Ksitigarbha appeared in front of everyone.
King Ksitigarbha glared at the Westward Journey people and glanced at Sun Wukong: "Monkey, if you dare to kill Tang Monk again in the future, the poor monk will start my Buddha and suppress your Monkey. Anyone can leave in this Journey to the West.
, don’t be too arrogant!”
Sun Wukong looked at Ksitigarbha and didn't pay much attention to his words.
Just because Bailong is here.
Who is threatened?
In front of his Brother Long, how dare you threaten him like this?
"Okay, okay, I just want to listen to your bragging. If that bald donkey doesn't slap me, how can I kill him with a stick? If I don't want to beat him to death, I have to
Let him be more stable. If he is no older or younger than me, the next time he dies, it will not be his body, but his soul..."
Well?
Tang Sanzang listened on the side, and his body couldn't help but shudder.
Why is his life so miserable?
He didn't want to travel to the West, so he was forced to do so...
Xitian bullies him, monsters bully him, and bodyguards bully him too?
Woohoo!
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva shouted sharply: "Get on your horse! Move forward quickly!"
Well?
Except for Sun Wukong, the other three people, including Bai Longma, were all startled by this voice.
But at this moment, Bailong patted Ksitigarbha on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't be so anxious. I still have cases to deal with. Don't leave yet."