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0078 Just for jokes

Bailong turned his head, took the Qiankun bag from Chang'e's hand, and fell to the ground.

There were more than 10,000 ginseng fruits in those 569 Qiankun bags!

Three thousand years of flat peaches and cultivation elixirs, there are so many that it is impossible to find out!

Oh my god?

The Queen Mother's eyes suddenly flashed with light, and she said: "Ai Qing, you have helped the Ai family a lot! In the Ai family's mind at this time, the only impression they have of you is these three words! Rich! Domineering! Willful!"

Ding!

It was at this moment that Bailong received a reminder that the mission was completed.

[Mission completed, rewarded with one million years of cultivation]

Listening to the task prompts, Bailong didn't react at all.

After eating the Five Gourds and Nine Transformations Golden Elixir, he was already in the early stage of Taiyi Golden Immortal.

A million years of cultivation is meaningless.

At the same time, Lingxiao Palace.

Immortals from various palaces and halls, as well as immortals from overseas, gathered here and talked about it.

The Jade Emperor sat at the top of the table with a sad look on his face.

How difficult is it to have no money to pay these people?

At this time, Lingguan Youyi flew into the Lingxiao Hall and reported: "Your Majesty, the Buddha of the West, together with 338 Bodhisattvas, Arhats, and holy monks, are seeking an audience in the Tongming Hall."

Well?

Jade Emperor, his brows are almost broken.

Today is the birthday of the Queen Mother, the Peach Festival.

Isn’t it embarrassing that so many people have come to Xitian?

It can’t be said that the huge heaven was turned upside down by a middle-stage Golden Immortal Sun Wukong?

But if we don’t tell them, what good reason is there to drive away Tathagata and the others?

oops!

What a shame!

The Jade Emperor closed his eyes slightly, waved his hand impatiently, and said, "Invite them into the palace."

"According to the order!"

You Yi Lingguan turned around and flew out of the Lingxiao Palace.

After a while, the splendor overflowed.

The Tathagata of the West, together with Bodhisattvas, Buddhas, holy monks, and Arhats, a total of 338 people, gathered in the Lingxiao Palace.

Tathagata ordered others to send various gifts to the West.

Seeing the Jade Emperor's expression at this time, Tathagata felt happy.

Haha~

There are no peaches in the Peach Festival, let’s see how you can still laugh.

Today is definitely your most embarrassing day.

The old monk has lost his face these days, and he wants to get it all back today!

The Tathagata put two fingers to his mouth, nodded and said with a smile, "Great Heavenly Lord, the old monk is late for the peach gathering for the Queen Mother's birthday. I apologize for my fault. There will be a peach gathering later, and the old monk will accompany you to drink more.

cup."

The Jade Emperor frowned and said with a smile: "Buddha, to be honest, something happened in heaven, and the Peach Conference may have to be postponed."

oh?

Tathagata frowned, pretending not to know anything, and looked around.

"Great Heavenly Lord, the Pan Peach Conference has been postponed? If there is any problem, if the old monk can help, he will die through fire and water, but the Great Heavenly Lord said it doesn't matter."

The Jade Emperor glanced at Tathagata with a sad look on his face.

At this moment, he also understood.

A few days ago, he asked Tathagata to take Sun Wukong away. Why did Tathagata run away?

Combine Bai Long's words with the scenes that happened these days.

Sun Wukong's peach party seems to be a huge conspiracy created by Buddhism.

However, the Jade Emperor was not angry.

After all, there was no evidence, so he accused Tathagata of arranging for Sun Wukong to cause trouble.

The Jade Emperor smiled apologetically and said: "Buddha, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, stole all the flat peaches. Now there is not a single ripe fruit in the flat peach garden."

Well?

Tathagata's face suddenly turned cold.

In fact, he was very clear-sighted and it was all part of his plan.

However, you need to pretend to be more realistic.

"Great Heavenly Lord, are you talking about the monkey in Huaguo Mountain? It was only the middle stage of the Golden Immortal Period. How could it possibly cause trouble in the Peach Garden?"

With Tathagata's words, all civil and military officials in the court bowed their heads in shame.

Shame! Shame!

A little golden fairy can cause such a big disaster in the huge heaven!

Doesn’t this reflect from the side that all the heavens are pigs?

Alas~

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly and said, "I was careless and didn't listen to Bai Aiqing's words, which led to today's accident. I bear the main responsibility."

Hehehe~

The Tathagata smiled and said: "Great Heavenly Lord, since something happened in heaven and it is inconvenient for the old monk to stay here longer, we will go back to Lingshan first and you can solve the problem first."

After finishing his words, Tathagata took the Bodhisattva and the holy monks and turned around and walked out.

So cool!

A lot of the grievances he felt these days dissipated instantly.

"Wait a minute, Buddha!"

However, at this moment.

A soft female voice stopped everyone in Xitian.

Everyone in Xitian looked back.

The Queen Mother, along with the Seven Fairies and the White Dragon, entered the Lingxiao Palace.

All the civil and military officials and immortals from all over the world were stunned and bowed and said: "See the Queen Mother!"

Um!

The Queen Mother nodded and turned to look at Tathagata.

"Buddha, leave as soon as you come. Why are you in such a hurry?"

The Tathagata put two fingers to his mouth and said with a smile: "See you, the empress. I wish you a long life. The peach garden was looted and Sun Wukong was caught. The poor monk can't help here, and I don't want to cause trouble here."

snort!

Bailong stared at Tathagata and cursed in his heart.

You're pretty good at pretending, you're obviously just here to see a joke.

The Queen Mother smiled slightly and said: "Buddha stayed, there are many flat peaches, the conference will not be cancelled."

Um?

Unexpectedly, Tathagata frowned when the Queen Mother said something.

Are there many more flat peaches?

The Tathagata said half-believingly and half-suspiciously: "My Lady, please don't force your smile, the old monk won't mind. Compared with Heavenly Court, I have higher cultivation levels in the Immortal Family. It's okay if I don't eat peaches for a year."

However, the Queen Mother still smiled beautifully and said: "Buddha, please stay in peace, the Ai family did not lie."

The Queen Mother turned her head, looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty, and asked: "Are all the dear ladies here? Have any of them left?"

Lord Wu Quxing immediately walked out of the crowd and said: "Go back to your Majesty, all the immortal families in all the palaces and palaces in heaven, and all the immortals from all over the world are here."

"good!"

The Queen Mother said: "Everyone, please don't be depressed. The Peach Festival has been postponed for one day and will be held at Yaochi tomorrow at Mao hour!"

oh?

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of all the gods in Lingxiao Palace lit up.

Tathagata and everyone in Xitian frowned tightly.

Manjushri Bodhisattva joked: "Mother, you are really good at joking. All the ripe peaches that have been produced for nine thousand years have been harmed by monkeys. What should we eat?"

Manjushri Bodhisattva said a word, and the excited heart of the immortal family who was just happy became cold again.

yes!

Everyone has been harmed, what can we eat?

Those dragon liver, phoenix marrow, and wine bear paws are useless and will not increase your cultivation.

Samantabhadra Bodhisattva also smiled at the side and said: "Empress, do you want all the officials to eat the things that monkeys harm? Wash them before eating?"

Well?

All civil and military officials were heartbroken.

I have been busy working hard for a whole year, but in the end, I have no salary this year.

How big a blow is this?

What terrible news is this?

At this time, the Jade Emperor glared at Taibai Jinxing fiercely.

This idiot was the one who suggested to Sun Wukong to guard Pantaoyuan.

If I had known this, I should have listened to the Bailongxian family and not allowed monkeys to see the peach garden.

Look what's going on.

If a peach conference is held tomorrow, not only dragon liver and phoenix marrow will be eaten, but also fairy peaches?

The Jade Emperor was disappointed and said: "My dear friends, it is my fault this year. I did not listen to the advice of the inspector and asked Sun Wukong to guard the flat peach garden. Tomorrow there will be no flat peach at the flat peach conference. Everyone will drink openly."

However, this is the moment.

The Queen Mother flew to the top and said something.

Jade Emperor's eyes suddenly lit up.

This chapter has been completed!
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