When Lu Xingyao saw that photo, he was shocked. It was as if someone had taken the photo out of the universe, saw et, and then crashed onto the earth!
She didn't expect that Nan Yi, as a god, could actually appear in the photo.
I didn't expect that I could look at Nan Yi with that expression that looked like a slut!
"Oh my god! What happened?" Lu Xingyao put his hands on his forehead, pushed up his bangs, and suddenly shouted toward the kitchen: "Mom, what's the date today?!"
Luo Huilan, who was cooking, frowned and added salt while replying: "Did you sleep silly? Today is the 10th!"
Lu Xingyao recalled, it was the night of the 8th when he went to Mr. Tang’s small grocery store, right?! Hey, why didn’t she disappear for two days just for a meal?!
No! You have to ask that guy from the God of Evil for the two-day account!
Without saying a word, Lu Xingyao passed over the gossiping Huang Hao in front of him, pressed his watch, then opened the door to his home and ran out.
She can't talk to Nan Yi at home, can she?! If they can't see him, she's a lunatic talking to the air. If they can see him, wouldn't that photo just now be a real deal! Then, it will really be true
Jumping into the Yellow River is useless!
"Oops——!" She walked outside, because she was afraid that Huang Hao, the gossip, would follow her out, so she kept looking towards the front door of the cabin. As a result, she didn't pay attention to the front, and she happened to bump into the heart of Nan Yi who had just appeared!
It hurts so much! Does this evil god go to the gym every time he has nothing to do? His chest muscles are so strong?!
"Why are you calling me?" Nan Yi asked her while brushing his teeth. His hair was also fluffy, as if he had just woken up, and his face was impatient.
She "..." suddenly remembered the woman she met in the dark space who was obsessed with the evil god, and couldn't help but think to herself: Don't be afraid if you meet him.
She pushed away the messy thoughts in her mind and asked Nan Yi, who was still brushing her teeth in front of her, "Hey, let me ask you! Why haven't I seen you for two days after I woke up?! I don't care, I agreed
Damn it, you have to give me back the two days I was missing!"
Nan Yi continued brushing his teeth expressionlessly, and the toothpaste foam was about to overflow in his mouth.
"Bah——!" He suddenly spit forward and spit out all the toothpaste in his mouth. Lu Xingyao was so frightened that he quickly stepped aside.
"It only took me a day to find you in the mountains and forests. You were still entangled by that mountain god and pulled me to play with you for a whole day. I finally had time to rest, so you summoned me! Is this why you summoned me?
?Then just listen to me!"
"Can't--!"
Nan Yi's heartless answer was like a bomb that exploded in Lu Xingyao's mind! She said aggrievedly: "Why? It's not what I thought... How did I know that she told me your past story?
I just want to relax my vigilance and seize this body!"
Nan Yi raised his eyebrows, as if he heard some strange words, and then pulled Lu Xingyao over.
"What story did she tell you about the past?"
Lu Xingyao thought that his feet would be in the air again this time, but unexpectedly they weren't. He just pulled her in front of him and stopped.
I really don’t know whether I should be happy now or pray for the fact that I said the wrong thing?
Although... the only god she can pray to is Nan Yi.
She subconsciously avoided Nan Yi's eyes. Nan Yi didn't have the patience to do so, so he could only forcibly position her face so that her eyes could only look at him.
"Say! What did she tell you?!" The tone gradually became serious.
Lu Xingyao could only bite the bullet and hesitated: "If I tell you, can you punish the two granddaughters who bullied our mother and daughter for me?"
Nan Yi's eyes flashed with surprise, and he spoke after a while: "Don't you hate lynching the most?"
Lu Xingyao scratched his head and said: "It's quite annoying, but I can't ask for justice in this matter. Even the mother-in-law and granddaughter who are afraid of losing almost hurt my mother by talking about efficacious gods!
Well, that female ghost is on my body, and she is good at picking, but if she picks my mother and gets her hurt, how uncomfortable will I be, right?"
"..." She doesn't seem to be your biological mother, right? Although Nan Yi had such a question in his mind, he didn't say it out in the end. He just nodded "Yeah" and agreed to her.
In this case, Lu Xingyao also kept his promise and told him the story of the girl in the heart of the evil god Fanluo that he heard from the mountain god Fanluo.
He was stunned for several minutes, and finally recovered.
It turns out...those dreams are all true! This is really what happened. It was he who dragged the girl down and let her be captured by the bad guys, and then there was no one left. No wonder, every time he dreams back at midnight, he
You can see the girl's desperate eyes towards him.
That look was actually caused by him.
If he could run faster, maybe the girl wouldn't die...
If only he could be a little more capable, just a little bit...
He was stunned for a moment, then suddenly said to Lu Xingyao, "Thank you."
Lu Xingyao didn't even know if he was hallucinating, but he could still hear the God of Evil thanking him during his lifetime.
Although this thank you was a little shaky, she had known how to accept it when she was young, so she quickly and generously replied: "It's okay, it's just a little effort. Then look, my wasted two days... can
cannot……"
She turned around and before she finished speaking, she found that the figure of the evil god was gone.
She was stunned on the spot, and after several seconds, she couldn't help but curse: "His grandma's Nan Yi! Oh God! Are you going to break your promise and run away?! Hey! Nan Yi! As promised,
Are we going to tease those two mothers and daughters together?!"
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How Nan Yi teased the two mothers and daughters in the end, Lu Xingyuan had no way of knowing. He only knew that a few days later, on a sunny day, Mrs. Tang brought her precious granddaughter Tang Hualien to visit her home.
Already.
Moreover, he also said that he had been having the same nightmare recently, that there was a ghost in the grocery store, and that ghost would come to haunt the two of them every night. He also said that he was not afraid of any gods, but was afraid of Luo Xinyan, because she was the one who opened the door.
Shanjing rescued her.
"Have you really seen that mountain well and opened it?" Mrs. Tang asked in a timid manner, giving people a feeling of both asking and being afraid.
Lu Xingyao smiled softly, and the laughter made the person in front of him sit up straighter.
Because I'm too scared.
Because Luo Huilan lost her memory of that day, she patted Lu Xingyao on the back and scolded: "Be more serious!"
Lu Xingyao "...",
If you knew what they did, you wouldn't let me be serious, right?
It's not a gentleman not to retaliate against someone, isn't it?
"Ahem!" Fortunately, Lu Xingyao has always adhered to the four words "just accept it when it's good". Since both of them have been scared to sleep at night these days, the dark circles under their eyes are comparable to those of pandas, and their faces are also
No, just let them go!
"If you want that ghost to let you go, it's not impossible."
Lu Xingyao imitated the talk of the fortune teller in the play, who was often alarmist, and said: "It's very simple. You just need to go home and apply the soil from outside on your face before going to bed. Leave it on for seven to forty-nine days."
, it will be fine. Remember, it doesn’t take more than a day! Also, the soil needs to be replaced, you can’t keep using the same place.”
Mrs. Tang and Hualien Tang "?"
Luo Huilan also asked "?", and was about to ask something, but was interrupted by Lu Xingyao, "Hey, Mom, I'm doing serious business, please don't interrupt."
Luo Huilan "..." I really don't know when my daughter will start to learn theology.
Mrs. Tang asked curiously: "The soil outside is so dry and dirty, how can you apply it on your face..."
Tang Hualian also echoed: "Yes, you are cheating on both of us, right?!"
Lu Xingyao raised his eyes, yes, he was bullying you two.
However, out of professionalism, she still answered seriously: "So what if it's dry? Can't you just add some water? What if it's dirty? Don't do it if it's dirty. Anyway, the female ghost looks better, right?"
When the mother and daughter heard this, their faces turned blue, and they immediately replied: "We'll apply it, we'll just apply it!"
Lu Xingyao was really curious about how Nan Yi could scare the two of them who were usually aloof to such a high level!
She proudly continued to talk nonsense: "That ghost comes from the mountains. If you smear your whole body with the air of earth, it will naturally make her think that you are also of the same kind, and she will not scare you anymore!"
"Yeah!" The two nodded, as if they really believed it.
Before leaving, he kept bowing and apologizing to her as if she were a living Buddha, which was completely different from the previous dejected appearance.
It was really hard for Lu Xingyao to hold back her laughter. So, after the two of them left, she laughed openly at home!
Luo Huilan looked at her as if she were a fool, confused.
But, the next day, she suddenly understood what her daughter was laughing about.
The two mothers-in-law, Mrs. Tang and Tang Hualien, listened to Lu Xingyao's words that day and smeared mud on their faces after returning home. As a result, they both had rashes on their faces due to allergies. Although they were sent to the hospital for treatment in time,
For some unknown reason, the two men dug up the hospital lawn that night and applied it to their faces.
When Mr. Tang complained to her, she could feel the resentment pounding her heart, but she was embarrassed to say that it was her daughter's work.
But she didn't have the heart to blame Lu Xingyao. After all, she had been working here for so long, and she had indeed been unhappy with Mrs. Tang who always looked down on others.
It's rare that Luo Xinyan has a way to cure them, so why should she stop them!
Recently, she really found that Luo Xinyan had improved. No matter what she did, she was able to do everything with ease, just like another person...
"Emperor? Let's change bodies again!"
"Little Honghua, shut up!"
At this time, the TV in the grocery store was playing a popular TV series: "The Secret of the Red Orchid" that caught Luo Huilan's attention.
This TV series tells the story of a little flower demon who accidentally exchanged his soul with the emperor of the heavenly clan. The little flower demon commanded thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals in the emperor's body, and was able to call upon the wind and rain, while the emperor was bullied in the demon world of the little demon.
All these scenes made Luo Huilan suspicious.
The changes that Luo Xinyan has undergone in the past few days are like a salted fish turning over. Could it be that... she also exchanged souls with someone?!