When Bai Hongtu said that he was performing a tribulation performance, Ji Zhi enthusiastically took out the heart-saving pills that he had prepared long ago.
However, Jiang Li has a strong heart and does not need Jiuxin Pill at all, which makes Ji Zhi very regretful.
The lightning in the center of the stage was so beautiful that it was difficult to see Bai Hongtu's expression clearly. Only Jiang Li could see it clearly.
Bai Hongtu grinned and played with the hula hoop. It looked relaxed, but in fact he was shaking with electricity and shaking his body involuntarily.
And because the thunder was so powerful, Bai Hongtu's clothes were scorched and turned into ashes.
In other words, he is naked now.
"The Master of the Dao Sect ran naked openly"
Jiang Li rubbed his face, this is the second performance for me.
After the thunder tribulation passed, the ladder to immortality still did not appear. Jiang Li took advantage of the fact that everyone had not yet adapted to the change in light, wrapped Bai Hongtu in a white shroud, and brought him back to the stand.
"This thunder calamity is not moral. It was promised that the disaster would not affect the clothes. Why didn't you even leave me a pair of underpants?" Bai Hongtu cursed.
He was wrapped in a shroud and wrapped himself tightly, only his head was exposed, and he angrily denounced the thunder calamity, without showing the joy of successfully overcoming the calamity.
Jiang Li slashed the back of his head and pretended.
Currently, there are only two people in Kyushu who have survived the tribulation of immortality, Commander Liu and Li Er, and Bai Hongtu is the third one, and the most conspicuous one.
"How does it feel to have passed through the tribulation of becoming an immortal for the first time?" Jiang Li asked casually, and the others quickly pricked up their ears.
Bai Hongtu curled his lips: "What can I do? I feel like I can become an earthly immortal at any time, but I just need to be baptized by the immortal power. I feel so depressed."
"On the contrary, it is the Mahayana stage, and there is no feeling of touch at all. To be honest, if it weren't for your precedent, I doubt whether there would be such a state as the Mahayana stage."
"Tell me how to break through the Mahayana stage."
Jiang Li glared: "This is not the first time I tell you how to break through the Mahayana stage. You are not smart enough to understand my theory. What do you want me to do?"
Bai Hongtu apologized and smiled: "Brother Jiang, you are my brother. How about you take the trouble to simplify the theory so that we stupid people in the tribulation stage can understand it?"
Jiang Li agreed. He has been trying to split and simplify the Mahayana theory, but there has been no progress.
Bai Hongtu's Tribulation was so powerful that the entire stage was shattered into pieces. Commander Liu resisted the urge to vomit blood and sent extra manpower to repair the stage.
"Next is the Buddhist performance - rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors is an ancient sport. It not only competes luck, but also tests eyesight and hand speed. Let us wait and see what surprises Buddhism can bring us.
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The name of the Buddhist performance sounds confusing, but the host is a ruthless person who has experienced immortal tribulation on the spot. He has also seen big storms. He doesn't feel any problem facing the Buddhist performance and welcomes it with applause.
The audience in the audience was still recalling the majestic aftermath of the thunderstorm, and it took them a long time to calm down and start applauding.
The two holy Bodhisattvas walked lightly on the stage with their hands clasped together and their eyebrows lowered in a gesture of compassion.
Suddenly, thousands of hands appeared behind him. They put their palms together, made fists, and stretched out two fingers.
The two Bodhisattvas actually used the Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara's moves to play rock-paper-scissors!
Both sides have thousands of hands, corresponding one to one, holding out scissors or hammers to see who can win.
Only when one party defeats the other party in thousands of hands can it be considered a victory!
There were so many flaws in this scene that Jiang Li didn't know which angle to complain about.
"Whose idea was this?"
The Arhat who subdued the Dragon and the Arhat who was not surrendered looked at each other and both pointed to the Brahma Tower: "The Buddha's proposal."
Brahma Pagoda didn’t think there was anything wrong with this performance and said confidently: “Isn’t the performance supposed to be entertaining and unexpected?”
"Don't you see the beautiful postures of the two Bodhisattva Thousand-Armed Avalokitesvara? It's just for viewing."
"Do you know when the winner will be determined? This is a surprise."
"This performance is absolutely perfect."
"The performance was very good. I won't be allowed to perform next time."
When Brahma Pagoda heard the praise, he felt happy.
It was impossible for the two Bodhisattvas to decide the winner in a day-long competition. Jiang Li sent a message to the two Bodhisattvas, and quickly one of them produced rocks and the other of them produced scissors, ending the performance.
What Confucianism performs is language change. Before that, they searched ancient books, studied history, sorted out the process of language change, and then carefully polished the script. On the stage, they used silent words and exaggerated movements to show how thousands of languages
Unified into Kyushu dialect, it gives people a heavy epic feeling.
With Taoism and Buddhism in front, the Confucian performance seemed so normal that it was incompatible with the atmosphere of the scene.
"Our awareness of innovation is not enough." Dong Zhongren reflected.
Jiang Li quickly said: "No, no, no, you can just do this, there is no need to innovate anymore."
After finally catching an ordinary person, Jiang Li couldn't let him go.
"The following is a play performed by the Zhou Dynasty and the Dragon Palace of the Four Seas - Li Nezha makes waves in the sea."
"???" Jiang Li was confused. Who the hell is Li Nezha? Doesn't it sound awkward?
He was not surprised that the story of Nezha causing trouble in the sea appeared in Kyushu, because this was what he spread and it was very popular. People in Kyushu liked to hear stories about gods and ghosts the most.
The performance on the stage is unfolding in an orderly manner.
There was a place called Chentangguan near the sea of the Zhou Dynasty. The general's name was Li Jing, and his wife was called Mrs. Yin.
Mrs. Yin gave birth to her third son.
"Since the eldest son is called Jin Zha and the second son is called Mu Zha, the third son will be called Shuizha." Li Jing suggested.
"There are many water gates and it doesn't sound good, so let's call him Nezha." Mrs. Yin felt that her husband's name was not good.
"Okay, let's call him Nezha, and my third son will be called Li Nezha." Li Jing laughed, feeling that his wife was more educated.
Li Nezha has a talent for cultivating immortals, and his cultivation level is increasing rapidly.
The Great Zhou Dynasty is adjacent to the East China Sea. The third prince of the Dragon King caused trouble, which made Chentangguan miserable. Moreover, the third prince of the Dragon King also wanted to eat the children of fishermen. Li Nezha was so angry that he fought with the third prince of the Dragon King for 300 rounds. In the end, the third prince of the Dragon King failed.
The enemy Li Nezha had his dragon tendons stripped off.
When the Dragon King of the East China Sea heard this, he was furious. He called his three brothers, transformed into real dragons, held dragon balls, and put pressure on Chentangguan, asking Li Jing to hand over Li Nezha, otherwise Chentangguan would be flooded!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas exerted boundless magic power to form a thousand-foot tsunami, which even covered the sun. Chentangguan seemed too small in the face of such disasters.
Li Jing was helpless but refused to obey. Mrs. Yin cried heartbreakingly. Li Nezha had a righteous heart and stood up bravely: "Old Dragon King, I'm out, what are you going to do to me!"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea showed a row of formidable teeth and said cruelly: "Of course you will be punished for intentional injury and sent to Dazhou for punishment!"
"???" Jiang Li felt that this seemed to be a little different from what he remembered.