Read You Thousands of Times and Never Get Tired of Chapter 341
(Global Village Chat Room Notes viii)
There is sunshine in your heart, the years are fragrant, and happiness is endless. (aslongathereisalwayssunshineinyourheart, stingsweetness and happiness.)
341. I laughed
Preface
I don't remember who once said: "Life is the source of creation." I believe that this is 100% true. Today there are jokes to write again. Do you want to hear "my" jokes? Thanks to life, there are constant "sources", but you need a reminder. You might as well listen: Don't laugh when eating, just to prevent choking.
Second Middle School Examination Site, End of Examination Meeting
Jinyu: Hello, leader! Why didn’t I click my name?
Examination staff: Check it on the big screen, what number of test points are you?
Jin Yu: I can't see the big screen clearly. (It looks like a piece of white cloth to me)
Examination Personnel: What's your name?
Jinyu: Look at the invigilator list on my mobile phone.
Examination staff: You went to the wrong test site.
Jin Yu: Why did you get out of the wrong way?
Examination staff: There is a dividing line on it, so you can look bigger. Your test point is at No. 9 Middle School.
Jinyu: Oh, it was my negligence. I'm sorry, thank you. I have to take bus No. 11 and go to No. 9 Middle School to get to get to know the exam room.
At around ten o'clock, the section chief phone number
Jinyu: Hello! Hello!
Section Chief: Where are you now? Why didn’t you attend the meeting?
Jinyu: I ran to the wrong test site and rushed to the Ninth Middle School.
Section Chief: When you arrive at No. 9 Middle School, please explain to the examination staff.
Jinyu: OK. Thank you, Section Chief.
Ten:20, the gate of the 9th Middle School
Doorman: Who are you looking for?
Jinyu: I am the invigilator, so I’m very familiar with the examination room.
Guard: The examination meeting has ended.
Jinyu: I know. I am No. 42.
Guard: There seems to be no No. 42 here.
Jin Yu: Then please check it out for me.
Yan Jiao: At this age, he couldn't see it clearly. He showed it to me. I called the examination team.
"Are you absent from the morning name?"
Examination Team: "Yes. Teacher Jinyu is absent."
Yan Xue: "Oh, he said he went to the wrong test site and is now at the school gate."
Examination Team: "Okay. Arrive at school before 6:50 tomorrow."
Yan Jiao: I will arrive at the school at 6:50 tomorrow. Now I can go back.
Jinyu: Thank you!
Yan Jiao: Where do you live in?
Jin Yu: Next door to Jinghai Garden.
Yan Jiao: It’s very close to this place.
Jinyu: Teacher, your surname is yours?
Yan Jiao: I will not be exempted from your surname Yan.
Jinyu: Are you engaged in administrative work?
Yan Xiao: serves as vice principal.
Jinyu: Hello Principal Yan! I’m lucky. Where are you going?
Yan Jiao: Go home from get off work.
Jinyu: The sun is hot today, so the principal is not afraid of the sun?
Yanxiao: If you get used to it, it won’t get in the way.
Jin Yu: Where does Principal Yan live?
Yan Jiao: Huixiang Community.
Jin Yu: Not far from school.
Yan Xue: So I walk when I go to and from get off work every day, and occasionally ride a bicycle.
Jinyu: Green travel, strengthen your body.
Yan Xue: Kill two birds with one stone. The sun is particularly hot this year.
Jin Yu: I empathize with it. It has been late June, and the flood season in the south has not yet ended. I had moved north long ago.
Yanxiao: Floods are flooded and the losses are significant. Every man is responsible for environmental protection.
Jin Yu: War also has an impact on the environment.
Yan Xiao: It’s a bit.
Jin Yu: There are constant bombings every day, and there are many warm surroundings.
Yanxiao: There are many factors that affect the environment.
Jin Yu: Yes.——Hey, I haven’t seen it for more than a year, and the house here has been built, it’s so fast.
Yan Jiao: The roads on Shuxiang Primary School have been built, so you can save time from it.
Jinyu: When did you practice it?
Yan Xue: It has been almost two years since I started working on it.
Jin Yu: That's great. I can take a shortcut in the invigilator these two days. Thank you Principal Yan for guiding the way.
Yan Jiao: You're welcome. I've crossed the street.
Jin Yu: Principal Yan walked slowly.
Go home WeChat group review
Jin Yu: Review to Section Chief Wu and Section Chief Jiang: I didn’t see the divider clearly, so I went to the wrong test site in the morning. I just took the bus back to No. 9 Middle School, and met Principal Yan of No. 9 Middle School at the gate, and explained to him the reason for the absence. Poor eyesight, it would be a big problem, so it would be great if I could change people.
Sincerely,
salute!
Section Chief Wu: Received. Change it next year.
Jinyu: OK, thank you Section Chief Wu!
Section Chief Jiang: Teacher Jinyu, we have not done our job well.
Jin Yu: It’s not your fault, it’s me that I was too negligent. I didn’t take the notice carefully and made a big joke.
Section Chief Jiang: Teacher Jinyu, the weather is stuffy today, thank you for your hard work! Have a good rest at home in the afternoon, and the next two days will be smooth!
Jinyu: Thank you Section Chief Jiang for your understanding and concern!
postscript
Because my old eyes are blurred and my vision is blurred, I often "turn the black and white": the black ones are regarded as white, and the white ones are regarded as nothing. For example, this time, the dividing line on the list was regarded as nothing, but it turned out to be a joke, which was considered self-punishment.
A poor vision is definitely not useless. The only "benefit" is: everyone is so handsome and everyone is so beautiful. So life is for me, as long as I don't do meticulous work, everything is a song of joy. For example, traveling around the world, chasing clouds and singing to the sky, this life is more extensive to me, and there is joy in the world.