Read You Thousands of Times and Never Get Tired of Three Hundred and Fifty-two
(Global Village Department Chat Room Notes viii)
There is sunshine in your heart, the years are always fragrant, and the happiness is infinite. (as long as there is always sunshine in your heart, stingsweetness and happiness.)
352. Borrow money
Tianzhiya: The policeman is so awesome! A suspect who has been on the run for 26 years, has been hiding in Tibet, has long been beyond recognition, and has been living a life of fear. Recently, he was arrested by the police.
Hai Zhijiao: Why is it illegal?
Tian Zhiya: They teamed up to block the road and robbed 10,000 yuan. Don’t laugh if you hear this. 10,000 yuan at that time was definitely not a small amount.
Hai Zhijiao: How dare I laugh at you? I was just trying to borrow money from you.
Tianzhiya: How much do you want to borrow?
Cape of the Sea: Not much. Ten thousand yuan.
Tianzhiya: I have to weigh it up.
Hai Zhijiao: What do you want to consider? Don’t you still trust me?
Tianzhiya: Borrowing money is a small matter, but it requires thinking.
Hai Zhijiao: Why are you such a mother-in-law?
Tianzhiya: I am a person who has been influenced by traditional Chinese culture. Helping others is our glorious tradition.
Hai Zhijiao: Isn’t that enough? What else do you want to say?
Tianzhiya: I have to figure out what the borrowed money is for.
Hai Zhijiao: What you use it for is my business. Just borrow it.
Tian Zhiya: That's not possible. What if you use it to do bad things? What if you secretly harm me?
Hai Zhijiao: Where do you come from with so many precautions?
Tian Zhiya: I don’t want to shoot myself in the foot. I also don’t want to be unjust for my good intentions.
Hai Zhijiao: Am I as unsightly as you think?
Tian Zhiya: Things in the world are unpredictable, and people’s hearts are separated from each other. I don’t harm others, but I will never harm myself.
Hai Zhijiao: Did you hear any gossip?
Tianzhiya: I have heard rumors about it. It can be as small as an individual or as big as a country. But I still don’t know whether the short video is true or false. So it’s better to be cautious.
Hai Zhijiao: You are my good classmate and you are so grateful to me.
Tianzhiya: As the old saying goes, borrowing money to make enemies is annoying.
Hai Zhijiao: But you have to see the target clearly. Not everyone is what you imagined.
Tianzhiya: Then please swear to God.
Hai Zhijiao: What are you swearing at?
Tianzhiya: You are 100% a good person.
Hai Zhijiao: I swear to God: If you have ulterior motives, God will strike with five thunders.
Tian Zhiya: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hai Zhijiao: You are kidding me. I almost forgot who I am.
Tian Zhiya: But to be honest, you should be careful when borrowing money. You should lend it to the right person and never lend it to the wrong person.
Hai Zhijiao: Your reminder is not unreasonable. We cannot open our eyes and destroy the peace.