(Global Village Department Chat - Tianshi Notes vii)
xiao . across the river?—those who are narrow-minded and will hing whereas(while)those who are broad-minded
A perfect instrument, generous and tolerant of people and the world.
56. Mother-in-law
Huilan: Why are you willing to buy flowers?
Jinyu: I wish you a happy Mother’s Day in advance.
Cymbidium: Is this bouquet of flowers expensive?
Jinyu: "It's free."
Cymbidium: Are there any free flowers?
Jin Yu: It’s a long story, but it’s not that long. When upgrading TV and computer cables, the cost does not go up but goes down. It went up from 49 MB last year to 50 MB, but the price is 120 yuan cheaper. Is this considered a “free gift”?
ah.
Hui Lan: Just what you want.
Jin Yu: That’s not all. I hiked back and forth, which took more than an hour, and I also visited the park on the way. I didn’t spend a penny more, and I exercised by the way. Isn’t it killing two birds with one stone?
Hui Lan: What you don’t lack is time, but I’m not as leisurely as you are.
Jinyu: That is. Who are you? Your time is money, and my time is leisure. Different concepts lead to different results.
Hui Lan: What’s the point of being the same? Only by being different can we see the true meaning. I have something to ask you——
Jin Yu: I am a good comrade who is diligent and willing to ask questions. I have the patience to answer all questions.
Huilan: Which women are you willing to spend money on?
Jin Yu: You don’t have the context, so how can I know? You suddenly said something, which made me confused.
Hui Lan: Look at this post, here is the real evidence.
Jin Yu: I’m really bad at touch typing, and I made another typo. Fortunately, you corrected it in time, otherwise it would be very serious. When will I be willing to spend money on my “mother-in-law”?
Huilan: I searched for Mother-in-Law, and the meaning is roughly as follows: 1. A common name for women. 2. Calling yourself or someone else’s wife. 3. Referring to a maid. 4. The common name of purple jasmine is Wan Po Niang flower. Please be careful when posting online, some
Mistakes are serious. Although some mistakes are harmless, try to avoid them if they can be avoided.
Jin Yu: My wife’s teachings are very true. My original intention was to write "Po Niang", which is Jianqin’s nickname for you. You know the reasons. First, you have poor eyesight. Second, you don’t know how to touch-type. Third, you didn’t check.
Carefully, it turned out that it was "deeply hidden". Fortunately, you found it out. I hereby post a correction to avoid any ambiguity.
Cymbidium: Knowing your mistakes can help you improve a lot. Please put the flowers in the vase.
Jinyu: The fragrance can fill the air for a while again. May your life become sweeter and sweeter.