Chapter 1003 Ill get you done with a dip of dog urine!
puff!
"Fuck your sister!" Lin Hai was so shocked by Ahua's words that he almost fell off the woman in black.
Nima, what kind of bad idea is this? Is my brother that kind of person?
Although this woman in black looks plump, well-proportioned, with a fragrant body, slender thighs, a pleasant voice, and beautiful eyes, she must be a rare beauty, hehehe...
"Dad, why are you drooling?" Ahua suddenly said with a shocked look on her face.
"Is there any?" Lin Hai quickly wiped his chin and then glared.
"What bullshit method, this one won't work, let's try another one!"
"Dad!!!" Ahua suddenly showed sympathy and sadness on her face.
"I didn't expect that you would die! When did this happen? Don't worry, I won't discriminate against you, believe me! Oh, my poor dad!"
"No, you uncle!" Lin Hai looked at Ahua with a look of gloating on his misfortune, and his face turned black with anger!
"Who said that my brother can't do it anymore? He's known as a seven-times-a-night man. He's much better than a dead dog like you!"
"I mean, this method won't work! You rogue dog, why are you listening to him?" Lin Hai stared and cursed angrily.
"Oh, it's not that you're dying, isn't it?" Ahua nodded her head in sudden realization.
"But Dad, what I said just now is all sincere. Even if one day you really die, I will not discriminate against you!"
"Die!" Lin Hai yelled angrily, this damn dog is so damn bad!
"Stop talking nonsense, tell me quickly, how can I make her admit defeat?" Lin Hai asked anxiously. He didn't know if he heard A Hua's movements, but the woman in black started to struggle crazily again.
"Isn't this simple? Look at me!"
Ahua smiled mischievously with her little eyes, wagging her tail and walked towards the woman in black.
"How could such an ugly dog come about?" The woman in black exclaimed when she saw Ah Hua's strange look!
"Dad!" Ahua's footsteps suddenly stopped, with a look of shock on her face.
"Is this woman blind?"
"Blind?" Lin Hai was stunned, "You're not blind, your eyes are fine!"
"Impossible!" Ahua said firmly, "Didn't you hear what she just said?"
"She actually said, how could such an ugly dog come about? If she wasn't blind, how could she say such unrealistic words?"
puff!
Lin Hai was going crazy. He looked at Ahua with a collapsed expression and a speechless expression.
"Ahua, can you please stop teasing me? My brother is in a hurry to get down to business!"
"Dad, what you said is wrong. This is related to Ah Hua and my charming and handsome appearance. This is also a business matter, and it is a big business matter!" Ah Hua said seriously.
"Shut up!" Lin Hai couldn't stand it anymore.
"Immediately think of a way to make this woman admit defeat to me. When it is done, I will reward you with two little bitches!"
"If you fail, my brother will stew you when he goes home at night!"
When Ah Hua heard this, her little eyes suddenly blossomed, and her mouth watered!
"As promised, you can't lie to the dog!"
"Also, I want to ask, can I choose the breed of the two little bitches?"
puff!
I choose you to be paralyzed, you rogue dog!
"One more sentence will reduce the number of little bitches!"
"No!" Upon hearing this, Ah Hua was so frightened that she quickly stretched out her front paws and covered her mouth.
The woman in black was pinned down by Lin Hai, and she forgot to continue struggling at this moment. She looked at Lin Hai and Ahua, one person and one dog, winking at each other, with confused expressions on their faces.
While she was in a daze, Ahua suddenly opened her mouth and was caught off guard, directly pulling off the veil of the woman in black.
"Ah!" The woman in black suddenly exclaimed, and a beautiful face appeared in front of Lin Hai and Ahua.
"Go, it's so beautiful. Dad, you are so lucky!" Ahua exclaimed with peach blossoms in her eyes.
At this moment, Lin Hai also saw the face of the woman in black, and his expression was also stunned.
"It's simply top-notch!" Lin Hai didn't know why, but when he saw the face of the woman in black, he suddenly thought of Mu Wanqing in "Dialogue"!
"What are you looking at, you stinky scoundrel!" The woman in black saw Lin Hai staring at her in a daze, his pretty face turned crimson, she couldn't help but said angrily, her slightly angry look added a different kind of charm.
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"Will you admit defeat or not? If not, I will make a big move!" Lin Hai glared, pretending to be fierce, and threatened.
"Bah, there's no way I can make my aunt admit defeat!"
"Okay, don't regret it!" Lin Hai nodded, then nuzzled towards Ahua.
"Ahua, it's up to you!"
"Don't worry, Dad!" Ah Hua gave a bad laugh, suddenly turned around, and pointed her butt towards the pretty face of the woman in black.
"Ah, what is this ugly dog doing?" The woman in black suddenly exclaimed, a trace of panic flashing in her eyes.
"Who knows, but it's definitely not a good thing!" Lin Hai shrugged and said gloatingly.
He didn't know what A-Hua was going to do, but Lin Hai believed that A-Hua's bad intentions meant that he had a bad idea and forced the woman in black to admit defeat, so he could just watch the show.
At this time, a smirk flashed across Ahua's face, and one of her hind legs suddenly lifted up.
puff!
Damn, this damn dog is so damaged!
As soon as Ah Hua put on this pose, Lin Hai immediately knew what this guy was going to do!
When a dog lifts its hind legs, it means it wants to pee!
I really didn’t expect that this damn dog wanted him to soak the dog’s urine on the fair and smooth face of the woman in black!
Women care about their appearance very much. If they really pee, why would the woman in black go crazy?
The woman in black also understood that A-hua's gesture represented what would happen next. She was so frightened that her face turned pale and she couldn't help but scream in terror.
"Get out, get out of here!!!"
The woman in black was almost scared out of her mind. If this ugly dog really peed on her face, it would be better to just kill her!
Unfortunately, instead of leaving, Ah Hua turned her head, bared her teeth, and gave the woman in black a very anthropomorphic evil smile.
Then, he swung his butt and kept rocking back and forth in front of the woman in black, and he was actually taking aim!
"Nima, this guy can't be serious, right?" Lin Hai also felt a little weak.
The woman in black under Lin Hai was even more empty-hearted than Lin Hai.
Her two beautiful eyes were wide open, looking at Ahua's big ass shaking back and forth with a look of fear on her face. The muscles on her face were trembling, fearing that dog urine would leak out at some point.
"Let me go, let me go quickly!" The woman in black was so anxious that she yelled at Lin Hai.
"No, unless you admit defeat!" Lin Hai shook his head firmly. Ahua did this to help him subdue the woman in black. How could Lin Hai not cooperate!
"Ahhhhhh!" The woman in black howled crazily, her spirit almost collapsed.
"We'll talk about admitting defeat later. Help me beat this dead dog away first!!!"
"No, you give up first!" Lin Hai refused to give in!
"It's absolutely impossible for me to admit defeat!!!"
Lin Hai looked at the woman in black with frightened eyes and stared at A Hua's butt. He almost collapsed with fear. He couldn't help but feel funny in his heart, but he pretended to be frightened.
"Ouch, ouch! I need to pee, I need to pee!!!"
When Lin Hai threatened, the woman in black screamed in fear and closed her eyes hard!
"I give up, I give up, don't let it piss on my face!"
"Haha!" Lin Hai was immediately overjoyed, "I finally gave in!"
"What the hell, a golden elixir-level killer is amazing? Brother, I can kill you with just a splash of dog urine!"