As soon as Lin Hai returned to the villa, Ahua ran over with scars all over his body.
"Damn it, did you get into a fight with another dog just to steal the bitch?" Lin Hai was startled.
Ahua glanced at Lin Hai with a resentful look, and said with a cry: "Dad, please stop talking sarcastically. You took a peek at the female ghost's body and then ran away. As a result, she took out her anger on me. You
It looks like I’m not handsome anymore after beating me.”
puff!
Damn, what does peeking mean? It's obviously him running out without any clothes on, okay?
But thinking of Chu Lin'er's furious look, Lin Hai was still a little frightened.
No matter what, she couldn't hit herself with the peach wood sword anyway.
"Lin Hai, you little thief!" Chu Lin'er's angry voice came out as soon as he entered the room.
"Hey, what are you shouting for? You took the initiative to run into my house naked, and you blame me for watching!" Lin Hai looked confident.
"You, you..." Chu Lin'er's chest kept rising and falling with anger.
"What are you doing? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, hit me. Come on, hit me here! Can you beat me?" Lin Hai patted his chest with a stern look on his face.
"Bang!" As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Hai was kicked in the chest and flew up and hit the wall.
"What the hell! What's going on?" Lin Hai was confused.
Damn it, my brother has a mahogany sword. Didn't this Chu Lin'er fail to hit him before?
By the way, why didn’t the Taomu Sword emit that white light?
Suddenly, Lin Hai remembered.
Damn it, the Taomu Sword was contaminated by Hu Wei before, why did you forget this!
"Didn't you ask me to beat you? This princess will beat you into pieces today!" Chu Lin'er took action one after another and beat Lin Hai violently.
Lin Hai held his head, feeling so miserable in his heart.
Your sister finally understands that if you don’t do something, you won’t die.
Why do you think you are stimulating this aunt?
"Hu Wei, what the fuck, uncle!!!"
Thinking that this violent beating was all because Hu Wei had contaminated his peach wood sword and could not avoid it, Lin Hai cursed in frustration.
"Bang!" After fighting for a while, Chu Liner kicked Lin Hai into the corner and collided with Ahua.
"One of you and one dog, stay down and reflect for me!" Chu Lin'er finally took a breath, said a few words, and left.
Lin Hai squatted in the corner, looking at me and Ahua, they both looked miserable.
"Dad, based on my countless experiences with bitches, I will give you an idea. If you find an opportunity to fuck her, she will become your woman and she will not dare to sneeze."
"Fuck your sister!" Lin Hai kicked this unreliable dead dog aside.
Damn it, living in the same house with this violent female ghost without some means of self-defense is impossible.
Lin Hai thought for a while, opened WeChat, and contacted Zhang Tianshi.
Little confused fairy: Zhang Tianshi, the peach wood sword is contaminated, what should I do?
Zhang Tianshi came back quickly.
Zhang Tianshi: Contaminated by what?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The first saliva of the devil.
Zhang Tianshi: This is easy to say, just wash it with ambergris saliva and it will be fine.
Little confused fairy: Where can I find ambergris?
Zhang Tianshi: Looking for the Dragon King (a weird expression behind him)
Little confused fairy: Don’t you have three packs of peach wood sword? (with a teary-eyed expression)
Yes, Zhang Tianshi just ignored him.
Damn it, old stuff!
Lin Hai raised his middle finger.
I happen to have the Dragon King of the East China Sea among my friends, so I want to see if I can order some ambergris from him.
Little confused fairy: Dragon King, can you give me some ambergris? Thank you, thank you! (a kneeling expression behind)
Dragon King of the East China Sea: 1000 merit points, 1 tael, no bargaining!
Lin Hai rolled his eyes, Marde, let alone 1,000, my brother has lost even one merit point.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Can you owe me first? (a pitiful expression behind)
Dragon King of the East China Sea: I’m busy, don’t make trouble if you don’t buy it.
puff!
Your sister! Lin Hai felt slanderous in his heart.
Mud, I just want some saliva from you. As for it, if it’s not useful, I won’t give it to him for free. Why does my brother think you’re dirty?
Lin Hai thought for a while, and suddenly an idea flashed.
Damn, I thought you were the only one who had the ambergris. Mad, brother, go find little Nezha!
Little Nezha is the master who slays dragons whenever he disagrees. Isn't it a small thing to get some dragon saliva?
Thinking of Nezha, Lin Hai also thought of the bellyband that saved Liu Xinyue's life.
He said before that he wanted to thank Xiao Nezha, but Lin Hai felt that he could not break his promise.
After leaving the villa, Lin Hai was walking and thinking, what gift should he give to Nezha?
Also giving carrots and grass, obviously inappropriate.
When he mentioned carrots, Lin Hai suddenly remembered that he still owed Golden Flower Boy a carrot, and he promised to give it to him after saving Liu Shan.
How about giving Xiao Nezha cigarettes as a gift?
no!
Lin Hai thought about the young lady Nezha holding a cigarette in his mouth, and immediately shook his head.
Madhu, if you lead a bad child, the King of Tota will not be allowed to go down to the world to hunt him down?
What should I give as a gift?
As Lin Hai walked, he looked at the shops on the roadside.
"Huh? One Piece anime?" Lin Hai suddenly found a bookstall.
Damn, don’t all kids like anime?
Lin Hai immediately had an idea and bought a set of 30 copies of One Piece.
Back at the villa, Lin Hai sent a message to Nezha.
Little confused fairy: Are you there?
Huh? No response?
Little confused fairy: What about you? You don’t know how to fall in love? (A smiley expression behind you)
This time, Nezha returned quickly.
Nezha: Don't talk nonsense, we are in the little fairy classroom.
puff!
Class? What kind of fairy class?
Lin Hai suddenly felt a bit ridiculous.
Little confused fairy: What class are you taking?
Nezha: I'm studying Laojun's "Tao Te Ching", it's so boring. (There is a crying expression behind)
"Hahaha..." Lin Hai burst into laughter.
Thinking about little Nezha, so lively and active, sitting in class, shaking his head and reciting the "Tao Te Ching", I suddenly felt full of joy.
Little confused fairy: I’ll give you a good thing.
You sent the first volume of the comic "One Piece" to Nezha.
Nezha: "One Piece"? What is it? I didn't hear it when I was in the sea?
Lin Hai broke into sweat.
Damn, please don't use the word "Hai" in your name, just get along with you, "Nao Hai", okay?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You’ll know just by looking at it.
After a while.
Nezha: Thank you, fellow Taoist, I like this book so much!
Lin Hai saw it and realized the time had come.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Well, Third Prince, I have something to do and I want to ask you for a favor.
Nezha: What’s the matter? Tell me!
Damn, judging from the tone, it shouldn't be a big problem.
Little confused fairy: The little fairy needs some ambergris, but now there is no merit point left. Look...
Nezha: Wait a minute, the tenth prince of Xihai Dragon Palace is in the same class as me.
Lin Hai was shocked. Damn it, this little Nezha wouldn't go over and slaughter those ten princes on the spot, would he?
If this were to happen, if the Dragon King of the West Sea couldn't afford to offend Nezha, why would he have to fight against himself?
Although I am in the mortal world, who knows if these gods have any means to kill me thousands of miles away.
Just as I was thinking about giving Nezha a few words of advice, my WeChat message rang.
Open it and take a look.
Nezha sends you a bucket of ambergris.
Nezha: Let’s see if it’s enough. If it’s not enough, I’ll give them two more mouths to make them spit out more.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: That's enough, that's enough!
Damn it, this little Nezha is simply a super campus bully. If he wants something, he just has to slap his mouth to get it!
Just as he was about to extract the ambergris, Ahua ran over.
"Dad, Dad, go watch TV!"
"Watching TV?" Lin Hai walked to the living room, took one look and was stunned.