Chapter 1099 Do you believe me when I say I guessed it?
Sun Wukong: Yes, the greatest use of merit points is to exchange for Taoism!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Then Brother Monkey, I want to exchange for Dao Xing, what do I need to do?
Sun Wukong: In exchange for Daoxing? Didn’t the second brother just feel the existence of Daoxing? Has he already started practicing? (There is a surprised expression behind him)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: That’s not true. I haven’t started practicing yet, so I can’t redeem it?
Lin Hai's heart suddenly sank. If this was really the case, then he would be in trouble.
Sun Wukong: If you haven’t started practicing, you can’t exchange it. This is common sense!
"It's over!" Lin Hai instantly felt like a basin of cold water had been poured on him. He had countless merit points, but if he couldn't redeem them, they were of no use!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, thank you Brother Monkey, I understand! (There is a disappointed expression behind)
Sun Wukong: My second brother is so anxious to redeem his Taoism. Could it be that he has encountered a powerful enemy?
"Here, Sun Wukong is really smart. He can guess almost everything!" Lin Hai had to admire Sun Wukong's wit.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: To be honest, Brother Monkey, I met a person with profound Taoism before and almost fell into her hands. Fortunately, there was another person with profound Taoism who took her in. But the power of Taoism made me a little bit confused.
I still have lingering fears, so I want to practice as soon as possible!
Lin Hai and Sun Wukong were sworn sworn friends, so there was no need for Lin Hai to hide it from each other. He told Sun Wukong about his previous encounter with Mrs. Zhao Xiong and the vague figure!
Sun Wukong: Oh, I am so anxious to death! (There is an angry expression behind)
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what is it that makes you so anxious?
Sun Wukong: My old grandson is worried. Naturally, my second brother, you are in the secret realm and are being bullied. But my old grandson can’t help. It’s really annoying, annoying!
"It turns out that I'm worried because I can't help myself!" Lin Hai felt warm in his heart. These words came out of Sun Wukong's mouth. Based on Sun Wukong's character, he was definitely sincere and not fake at all. It seems that he, the sworn brother, is
He really considers himself a brother!
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Don’t worry, Brother Monkey, I’m not very talented, but I can still handle it, at least I have no problem protecting myself!
Sun Wukong: No, no, I, the old Sun, must help my second brother improve his strength as soon as possible. How can we allow Xiao Xiao to act wildly on his head? Just wait, I, the old Sun, will find a way to do it!
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, no need, really no need!
As a result, after waiting for a long time, Sun Wukong did not reply. It seemed that he had already taken action, leaving Lin Hai speechless for a while.
This monkey is really an impatient activist, but he is also really warm-hearted!
It seems to be a very good thing to have such a sworn brother.
The road of cultivating Taoism is temporarily dead. Lin Hai doesn't know what method Sun Wukong can think of, but if he wants to improve his strength, it seems there is still a way to go!
Lin Hai found Taishang Laojun's WeChat account again, hesitated for a moment, and then sent it.
Little confused fairy: Laojun, are you here?
Taishang Laojun: Considering that you and Sun Dasheng have just become sworn brothers, I will give you another discount. If you open the Baibao Pavilion today, you only need a 20% discount for a total of 80,000,000 merit points. Remember, opportunity
Just for one day! (followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
puff!
When Lin Hai saw the news about Taishang Laojun, he was so frightened that he almost rolled off the bed. His eyes widened instantly. At the same time, a cold breath came out from behind, and his forehead was suddenly covered with sweat!
Little confused fairy: How do you know that Sun Dasheng and I have just become sworn brothers? Also, how do you know that I want to open the Baibao Pavilion today? (There is a scared expression behind)
"It's too scary. This Taishang Laojun is too scary!" Lin Hai's heart almost jumped out of his chest, and cold sweat kept breaking out from his forehead.
Becoming sworn sworn brother to Sun Wukong, what just happened, Sun Wukong could not tell Taishang Laojun immediately, and there was no reason to tell him, but how did Taishang Laojun know?
Also, the fact that he was planning to open the Baibao Pavilion today was even more bizarre. It was just an idea that just came to him, and he hadn't even made a complete decision yet. How did he know?
Could it be that he can read minds through his mobile phone?
If this is the case, then this Taishang Laojun is not ordinary terrifying, and is even countless times more terrifying than he thought!
In fact, Lin Hai is not too worried about these things. What Lin Hai is really afraid of is whether Taishang Laojun will find out that he is a mortal. This is Lin Hai's biggest secret in front of the immortals in heaven. Once he is found out, the consequences will be really difficult.
material!
Taishang Laojun: I said I guessed it, do you believe it?
"It's weird to believe you!" Lin Hai rolled his eyes directly, are you fooling around here?
Little confused fairy: Laojun, stop making trouble, you look like this, I am so scared!
Taishang Laojun's noncommittal attitude made Lin Hai feel extremely guilty. That feeling was like being sentenced to death but not knowing when the execution would be carried out. It was indescribably tortured!
Taishang Laojun: I'm afraid of your sister! Open the Baibao Pavilion and get a 20% discount. It's only for one day. You should consider it yourself! Also, your Sprite and Coke are out of stock again. Hurry up and get new ones.
Pity my pumping! (followed by a crying expression)
"Uh..." Lin Hai blinked, looking confused.
Damn it, what does this Supreme Master mean? He thinks about things right and left, so how come he got into a quarrel?
Little confused fairy: Laojun, just tell me, how do you know?
If Lin Hai didn't ask clearly, he probably wouldn't feel at ease anymore. However, Taishang Laojun simply stopped replying to Lin Hai's messages, which made Lin Hai agitated.
"Nima, this old guy! Forget it, just say it or not. Anyway, my brother just tries not to offend you. You can't start a cross-border pursuit just because your brother is a mortal, right?"
"Taozu, how on earth did you know about this variable in the three realms and plan to open the Baibao Pavilion today?" In a mysterious place in the heaven, Tathagata Buddha asked the Supreme Lord curiously while drinking tea.
"You know, I said it was a guess, but I just happened to be right, haha!" Taishang Laojun flicked his fly whisk and said with a proud smile.
"Are you really guessing?" Tathagata Buddha shook his head and was speechless for a while, "So, you are also talking nonsense about the Three Realms Variable and Wukong's sworn sworn relationship?"
"That's not true. The matter of sworn vows is indeed a thing!" Taishang Laojun nodded solemnly.
"Oh?" Tathagata became more and more curious, "Then how did you know?"
"Haha, what's so difficult about this?" Taishang Laojun narrowed his eyes and showed a wicked smile.
"Don't forget, this heavenly WeChat was developed by me. How could there not be a backdoor? I have all the records of the monkey chatting with the variables of the three realms!"
"You actually left a back door!" After Taishang Laojun finished speaking, Tathagata Buddha's face suddenly changed!
"Hehehehe!" Seeing this, the Supreme Lord smiled even more obscenely. He leaned in front of Tathagata Buddha and whispered softly, "Don't worry, Buddha, I have never seen your chat with the female Bodhisattva, especially yesterday.
At night, we talked about what was going to happen until dawn, but I didn’t know anything about it!”
"Amitabha!" As soon as Taishang Laojun finished speaking, a big handprint suddenly appeared out of thin air, landed on his butt, and whipped him into the sky!
"Ouch, Buddha, you are swearing again!" Taishang Laojun shouted, and his figure disappeared into the sky.
Taishang Laojun's words made Lin Hai feel more and more that a top-level god like Taishang Laojun was really terrifying.
Just when I was upset, suddenly there was a ding-dong sound and WeChat rang.
When Lin Hai saw it, his eyes suddenly lit up!
"It's Sun Wukong, can he find a solution so soon?"