Zhao Kun looked at the man and woman coming out of the corner and couldn't believe his eyes.
"This..." is exactly the same as what the old Taoist priest described!
When the old Taoist priest saw Zhao Kun's expression, he knew that the boy had already believed him, but to be on the safe side, he had to strengthen his belief.
"Shangxian, maybe it's just this once, you may think it's a coincidence, so let's do it again."
The old Taoist priest said and looked around the corner again.
"Next, a pair of middle school students in school uniforms came over hugging and kissing each other. Three, two, one! Appear!"
As soon as the old Taoist priest finished speaking, two middle school students turned out from the corner.
"Fuck!" Zhao Kun's eyes almost fell to the ground. This time he was really confused.
Swallowing hard, Zhao Kun turned his head to the old Taoist priest.
"Shangxian, if you still don't believe it, let's guess the next one. The next one is..."
"Stop, stop, stop, I believe it, I really believe it." Zhao Kun quickly stopped the old Taoist priest.
"Um, do you think I am really the reincarnation of an immortal?" Zhao Kun's little eyes began to shine.
"That's right." The old Taoist priest nodded heavily.
"Then, which immortal am I reincarnated?"
"Which immortal?" The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes, "Have you never noticed in your life that you are different from others in any aspect?"
"Different from others?" Zhao Kun frowned and thought for a long time, "No."
"Fuck, you're so featureless, how can you ask your brother to edit it for you?" the old Taoist priest cursed secretly.
"It's impossible. If you think about it carefully, even if it's a little bit different, it still counts."
Zhao Kun frowned and thought for a while.
"If there is any difference between me and others, it is that I seem to eat and sleep better than others."
"Wori, you can eat and sleep. Isn't this a pig?"
"Huh?" The old Taoist priest's eyes lit up, "Yes!"
"Don't move, let me take a good look!" The old Taoist priest was suddenly startled and stared at Zhao Kun for a while.
"Oh, oh, oh!" the old Taoist priest suddenly shouted in shock.
"Hey, what's wrong? What are you calling for?" This call made Zhao Kun panic.
"That's it, that's it." The old Taoist priest looked like he suddenly understood.
"Fuck, stop being so pretentious and tell me quickly."
"Shangxian, you were very famous in your previous life. When it comes to you, almost everyone knows about you."
Zhao Kun was happy when he heard this.
"Haha, it's true. Then tell me, who am I reincarnated?"
"You are the one in charge of the 80,000-strong navy in Heaven, Marshal Tianpeng!"
puff!
"Who is that? Marshal Tianpeng?" Zhao Kun almost fell to the ground.
"You damn old Taoist priest, how dare you play tricks on me?" Zhao Kun was angry.
"Oh, Marshal Tianpeng, where do you start with these words?" The old Taoist priest looked frightened.
"Fuck. Do you think my brother hasn't read Journey to the West? My brother also read it yesterday. Marshal Peng was Zhu Bajie that day. Didn't you call me a pig?"
"Marshal Tianpeng, what you said is wrong." The old Taoist priest shook his head.
"What's wrong? Damn, if you can't give me a reason, I can't forgive you!"
"Zhu Bajie was just a reincarnation of you in one life, it doesn't mean that you will be a pig for all generations."
"Um...is that so?" Zhao Kun scratched his head.
"Definitely. For example, in this life, do you think you are a pig?"
"Fuck, I'm definitely not a pig." Zhao Kun glared.
"Then let's get over it." The old Taoist priest said to himself, you are indeed not a pig, you are stupider than a pig.
"It seems to make sense." Zhao Kun blinked, his head a little exhausted.
"Then, why don't I have any mana?" Zhao Kun suddenly thought of a very important question.
"That's because, Immortal, you haven't awakened the memory of your previous life yet." The old Taoist priest said matter-of-factly.
"How can I awaken?" Zhao Kun asked anxiously.
Damn it, if you awaken your magic power, then who will I be afraid of?
Damn it, when the time comes, be the first to snatch Ling Chuchu, no, snatch all the beauties for me to enjoy.
Wow haha! Zhao Kun was very excited just thinking about it.
"Hey, I'm asking you, tell me quickly." Seeing the old Taoist priest frowning and saying nothing, Zhao Kun urged from the side.
The old Taoist priest sighed and then shook his head.
"What the hell, what do you mean?" Zhao Kun was a little anxious.
"Marshal Tianpeng, it was not difficult to restore mana originally, but now it seems that it is a bit difficult."
Zhao Kun is just stupid. Damn, if you can't recover your mana, why don't you play with a hammer?
"Just tell me how to do it."
"Excuse me." The old Taoist priest suddenly looked serious.
"An old enemy of the Marshal has also been reincarnated in this life. He is working hard to prevent you from recovering your mana! If he succeeds, not only will the Marshal's mana be unable to be restored, but his life may also be in danger."
"Who the hell, who is it? I asked my dad to kill him!" Zhao Kun became nervous now.
"This poor man doesn't know it either, but he has already started to take action and has revealed some clues."
As the old Taoist priest spoke, he suddenly leaned into Zhao Kun's ear.
"Marshal, if my prediction is correct, a very strange person should have given you a plant recently and asked you to harm people and obtain something!"
Zhao Kun was startled, "Let me think about it."
The old Taoist priest rolled his eyes, Damn, my brother has reminded me so clearly, why do I need to think about it? He is really a pig.
"Ah! I remembered it!" Zhao Kun looked horrified.
"What do you remember? Tell me quickly!" the old Taoist priest said quickly.
"Some time ago, there was a man wearing a mask. It was very strange. He gave me a peach blossom and asked me to throw it on a girl named Taotao. After throwing it, the peach blossom withered."
"What? Hey! It's over!" The old Taoist priest stomped his feet regretfully.
"What's over, please make it clear!" Zhao Kun was scared.
"Hey, that person is your old enemy!"
"What!" Zhao Kun was immediately stunned.
"If I'm not wrong, you should have something in your hand. He will ask you to give it to your family. In this way, your whole family will be finished. It's too cruel!"
"Fuck!" Upon hearing this, Zhao Kun quickly took out Taotao's cell phone.
When the old Taoist priest saw it, he looked terrified.
"Marshal, this is the phone! You, don't move, get it quickly, hurry, it will be too late!" the old Taoist priest shouted anxiously.
"Ah? Oh, here you go." Zhao Kun hurriedly handed over the phone in a panic.
The old Taoist priest put his cell phone in his pocket, haha! I got the auction information!
"Then what should we do now?" Zhao Kun asked anxiously.
The old Taoist priest frowned.
"Marshal, it's too late now. I'm not sure whether it can succeed. I can only give it a try."
"What? It's too late? No, you have to save me." The old Taoist priest almost made Zhao Kun cry.
"There is only one solution for the present." The old Taoist priest seemed to have made a lot of determination.
"Marshal, please tell me your birthday in this life. Remember, there can be no mistakes. Otherwise, even if the Jade Emperor comes, he won't be able to save you."
"Birthday and horoscope? I don't know anything about it."
Zhao Kun took out his cell phone in a panic.
"Mom, what is my birth date?"
"Oh, don't worry about it, tell me quickly!"
"Mom, are you sure you're right? Are you really sure? Okay, I understand."
After a while, Zhao Kun told the old Taoist priest the result of his greetings.
The old Taoist priest felt so beautiful, haha, this idiot, his brother deceived his birth date so easily.
"Old Taoist priest, what should we do now?"
"Marshal, without further ado, Pindao will go back and do it right away."
"Ah, okay, then go quickly and do a good job."
The old Taoist priest took two steps and then turned back.
"Marshal, this time is really extremely dangerous. I'm not sure I can save you. For now, you have to rely more on yourself."
"Rely on me?" Zhao Kun was confused.
"Yes! Marshal, you were Zhu Bajie in your last life, so next, you'd better find a pigsty to live in, eat, live and entertain with the pigs every day. As long as you persist for a week, your Zhu Bajie's magic power in that life will be
You can wake up. In this way, no one in the world can be your opponent, and you can sleep peacefully."
"What, you want me to live with pigs?"
"Hey, Marshal, follow the authority when the matter is urgent. Whether it saves your life or saves your face, you can decide for yourself."
After saying that, the old Taoist priest shook his head and drifted away.
Zhao Kun froze on the spot for a long time before gritting his teeth and taking out his phone.
"Made, Gouzi, contact the young master to a pigsty!"