"Hey, so quiet?" Lin Hai looked at it and found that no one had spoken for a long time. It was almost a dead group.
"Tai Shang Laojun and these leaders are incompetent at their job. I guess they are thinking about cheating and abducting them every day."
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: (Expression: If you have nothing to do, just come out and make a fuss. What if someone falls in love with me? Who can say for sure about fate?)
Dian Mu: @小狗仙,大仙, people have taken a liking to you, my old Lei is not here, why don’t you come over and sit down? (There is a winking expression at the back)
Lei Shen: @电MU, Ah Dian, I’m here! (Behind is a cuckold with a confused expression on his face)
Mother of Lightning: @雷神, you can leave now. If you have nothing to do, go out and get your hair done! (There is an annoyed expression behind)
Chang'e: @小狗仙,大仙, people are also interested in you. Do you still have carrots and cucumbers? When you come, bring some for others! (There is a shy expression behind)
Zhu Bajie: @嫦娥, Fairy, what carrots and cucumbers do you want? Isn’t my old pig better than those things? I just need you to say a word and I will be there at your call! (There is a wretched drooling expression behind)
Chang'e: @ Zhu Bajie, I'm sorry, I don't eat pork!
Mo Li Hong: @ Zhu Bajie, if she doesn’t want to eat, I’ll eat her. Give me two kilograms and ask for a pig’s head and face!
Zhu Bajie: @魔礼红, get out! I don’t have a pig head and face, do you want a pig whip?
Seven Fairies: @小狗仙,大仙, I’m so bored now, why don’t I come to the fruit shop next to Pan Taoyuan to chat with me? If we have fun chatting, we can develop further! (There is a seductive expression behind it)
Thunder God: @小豆仙, don’t believe it, she is a peach sitter!
Dian Mu: @雷神, how do you know? (followed by an annoyed expression)
Thor: Uh...guess, guess! (followed by a fearful expression)
Lightning Mother: @雷神, guess your sister! I will castrate you, chop you into pieces and feed them to the dogs! (followed by a scolding expression)
Roaring Dog: Woof!
Erlangshen: @电MU, keep your word, my barking dog has been waiting at your door, and I will eat it at your house today!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @电MU, please live broadcast!
Night Travel God: @电MU, please give me a +1 for the live broadcast
Nezha:@电MU, please give +2 for live broadcast
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @电MU, please broadcast +3
…
Lin Hai stared at the screen of his mobile phone and suddenly laughed. These guys are so fucked up. Not only did they not stop the fight, they even asked for the live broadcast to chop the bird. It is simply unethical!
Seeing that the quiet group was filled with chaos after his words, Lin Hai, the instigator, shut down the group and escaped, and then found the WeChat account of Emperor Ziwei of the Arctic.
Little confused fairy: Great Emperor, what are you busy with?
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: I am playing the song "Swordsman" composed by you with Han Xiangzi. It is really a divine song that is timeless and shining today. We have played it together countless times, and we feel more and more the boldness, openness and soul-stirring feeling in the song.
, Immortal Friend’s way of music really makes me admire you!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Haha, the emperor has given me the award. Well, do you still have the meteorite? Can you give me another piece? (There is a drooling expression behind it)
The meteorite was used up in the battle against the demon god last time. Whether it was controlling the seventy-two evil star compasses or tempering the star holy body, the role of this meteorite was very important, so Lin Hai shamelessly began to ask Ziwei again.
The emperor asked for it.
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: Meteorite? Easy to talk about!
Ding dong!
The Arctic Ziwei Emperor has sent you x10 meteorite, please check it in the Qiankun bag.
"I'll say it, that's fun!" Lin Hai said with joy, the emperor is the emperor, with this courage, this pattern, this mind, you can give ten yuan for one, it's so grand!
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: Ask me for more when you are done with it, it’s enough!
"Oh, what you said is so domineering!" Lin Hai had a deeper affection for Emperor Ziwei of the Arctic. If he were here, he could not wait to go up and kiss him.
However, Lin Hai has always respected me a foot and I respect others a foot. The great Arctic Ziwei Emperor is so generous to him. If he doesn't express it at all, it would be a bit uninteresting, right?
Lin Hai's eyes suddenly fell on the acoustic guitar beside his bed, and his eyes lit up.
"Yes!"
Doesn’t Emperor Ziwei of the Arctic like music? He doesn’t have time to play with this guitar, so I might as well give it to him.
After opening WeChat and scanning, Lin Hai pointed at the guitar and scanned it.
Ding dong!
You sent an acoustic guitar to Emperor Ziwei of the Arctic!
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: Fairy friend, is this acoustic guitar a new musical instrument? It looks so strange, I have never seen it before! (There is an excited expression behind it)
Little confused fairy: It’s not surprising that the emperor has never seen it, because it was invented by little fairy recently!
"It's cool to brag, anyway, the Arctic Ziwei Emperor doesn't know the authenticity!" Lin Hai looked proud and shamelessly placed the inventor of the guitar on his head.
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: Fairy friend, you have such a genius! (There is a shocked expression behind)
Little confused fairy: Haha, the emperor gives you the prize!
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: I wonder how to play this guitar?
Lin Hai directly took a guitar book from the bedside, then tore off the cover and sent it over.
Xiaoxian: This is a guitar playing tutorial written by Xiaoxian. It is easy to understand and very simple. The emperor is proficient in temperament. According to the book, if you master the chords and fingerings, you can successfully learn by yourself.
Arctic Ziwei Emperor: Okay, okay! Thank you, my dear friend, I will go and learn now!
After saying that, Arctic Ziwei Emperor couldn't wait to hold the book and study it.
At this time, Liu Xinyue's video request was sent, and Lin Hai quickly answered.
"Honey, I was taking a shower just now." Liu Xinyue's wet hair was draped over her shoulders, with a hint of blush on her fair and tender face, and she smiled at Lin Hai.
"When a beauty takes a bath, there is such a smell!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up and his saliva almost flowed out.
"Disgusting!" Liu Xinyue suddenly squealed and gave Lin Hai a pale look.
"Oh, this charming little look took away my brother's soul!" Lin Hai suddenly made an intoxicated expression.
"Bah, you stinky scoundrel, you are so shameless!" Before Liu Xinyue could speak, Liu Xinqing's contemptuous voice came out.
"Uh..." Lin Hai suddenly blushed. Damn, I didn't expect that while he was flirting with his Xinyue, his sister-in-law was right next to him.
"Sister, I'm telling you, you have to keep an eye on him. He's quite a pervert. He's definitely a playboy, and he's definitely trying to attract women... Hey, I haven't finished yet!" Liu Xin
Yue suppressed her laughter and pushed Liu Xinqing out.
"Is this sister-in-law a kiss?" Lin Hai was speechless for a moment, unable to laugh or cry.
"Tell me, are you really messing around with women outside?" Liu Xinyue closed the door, pouted, and asked Lin Hai coquettishly with her beautiful eyes. "How could you? I'm not blind.
, how can those vulgar girls outside compare with my little baby Xinyue! Look at my little baby Xinyue, wow, this figure should be convex and curly, this skin is so white, smooth and tender, this little baby
Her face is even more unparalleled. I am afraid that the fairies in the sky are no more than
Is that so?"
"Poor talk!" Liu Xinyue was immediately praised by Lin Hai and felt sweet in her heart. Her beautiful eyes gave Lin Hai a smile.
The two flirted again and again, and then Lin Hai returned to his seriousness.
"Xinyue, my parents mentioned getting married again today."
"What did you say?" Liu Xinyue suddenly felt nervous, and her little heart started beating wildly.
"I promised them that I will marry you in one month!" "Ah!" As soon as Lin Hai finished speaking, Liu Xinyue let out a soft cry, and was immediately surrounded by deep joy.