Lin Hai somewhat admired Chu Lin'er's perseverance. He had maintained this ambiguous posture for a full hour.
"Hey, your foreplay is a bit too long. Can you take care of the audience's feelings? When will we enter the stage of real action?" Ahua lay there and said with a yawn.
Foreplay, your sister! If Lin Hai hadn't been unable to move, he would have definitely pounced on and kicked this dead dog hard.
"Hey, you damn bitch, stop watching the show, help me get rid of this woman quickly." Lin Hai yelled at Ahua.
When Ah Hua heard this, her big head suddenly shook like a rattle.
"Dad, you can play as crazy as you want with your SM, but please don't cheat!"
Lin Hai is so angry, your sister, sm you are a dog head, this damn dog really knows so much!
"Hurry up, you helped me today, and I will find you a bitch tomorrow." Lin Hai started to induce again.
Sure enough, when she mentioned the bitch, Ahua's eyes immediately lit up with stars.
"Dad, are you serious?"
"Really, get her off me quickly, I'll find her for you early tomorrow morning!" Lin Hai saw that A Hua was tempted, and hurriedly shouted again.
Ahua's face shone with excitement and she stood up from the ground.
"Well, Princess Lin'er..."
"If you dare to move, I will castrate you tonight, and then I will find 100 bitches every day and stick their butts out in front of you. If you don't believe me, you can try it." Chu Lin'er turned her head and gave Ahua a sweet look.
smile.
Seeing Chu Lin'er's charming smile, Ahua felt a chill in her bones for some reason, and she couldn't help but tremble.
"Well, Dad, I, Ah Hua, am an upright dog. Don't seduce me with your beauty, that won't work." Ah Hua made a sanctimonious look.
Justice! Lin Hai was really speechless for this dead dog.
"Um, Princess Lin'er, look at us like this. It's so indecent. It's not good for your reputation if others see it. Stop making trouble and get off me quickly. Be good." Ahua.
That was out of the question, so Lin Hai had no choice but to find a solution from Chu Lin'er.
"It doesn't matter, I don't care, what are you afraid of? Besides, no one can see me except you?" Chu Lin'er said with a smile, ignoring Lin Hai's problem at all.
"Who said no one can see it? Then there is a dead dog? I have been watching for an hour." Lin Hai raised his chin towards Ahua.
"It? It's okay. I'll just dig out its eyes later." Chu Lin'er smiled even sweeter.
Ahua was lying there lazily, but when she heard this, she jumped up.
"What the hell, princess, I didn't see anything. Hey, why is there the sound of a mouse? I went to get the mouse." After Ahua finished speaking, she kicked off and ran away.
"Oh my God, you are such a heartless guy!" Lin Hai cursed at A Hua's butt.
"Now, we are the only ones left." Chu Lin'er stared at Lin Hai with springy eyebrows and a smile.
"Oh no, what are you going to do? I'm telling you, even if you get my person, you can't get my heart." Lin Hai said in horror.
"Bah! You stinky gangster, stop being so stinky." Chu Lin'er cursed.
"Hurry up and hand over your phone. Let me see who you are chatting with."
"Hey, isn't this good? My brother's cell phone is full of girls, and the chat content is all inappropriate for children. You won't be able to sleep after watching it." Lin Hai said exaggeratedly.
"Stop talking nonsense, I clearly saw that you seem to be chatting with a man named Antarctic Immortal, asking if he is the Antarctic Immortal from heaven!" Chu Lin'er raised her eyebrows, and her charming face almost touched Lin Hai's nose.
superior.
"Huh? Princess Lin'er, I found that your skin is not very good, you have blackheads." Lin Hai said suddenly.
"Ah, go to hell!" Chu Lin'er was so angry that she went crazy. If she couldn't hit Lin Hai, she would have beaten him into a pig-headed face.
"Stop interrupting and tell me quickly, are you chatting with the Antarctic Immortal in Heaven?"
Ma De, I was too careless. Lin Hai finally knew why Chu Lin'er insisted on looking at his mobile phone.
Being able to communicate with the gods in the sky is my biggest secret, and I must not let the second person know about it.
What's more, Chu Lin'er is still the princess of the underworld. Who knows if there will be any consequences if she finds out about this matter.
Can't give in, absolutely can't admit it!
"Princess Lin'er, you have too much imagination." Lin Hai made a strange expression.
"Why, isn't it?" Chu Lin'er tilted her little head and stared at Lin Hai with suspicion.
"Hey, this Antarctic Immortal is the online name of Bald Qiang. Bald Qiang, you know, is an idiot who can quarrel with Ahua and a dog. It shouldn't be a big deal for a person like that to have such a name.
Isn’t it difficult to understand?” Lin Hai sold the bald head to Qiang.
"Really?" Chu Lin'er didn't believe it.
"Look, why don't you believe it? How about I call him over tomorrow and let you inspect the goods in person?"
"Okay, then ask him to come over tomorrow." Chu Lin'er said seriously.
puff!
Your sister, it’s not that big of a deal, you just said that, why did you really call her over?
Lin Hai suddenly felt that this Chu Lin'er was quite cool. It was just a screen name. Didn't he just change it at the drop of a hat? What's the use of calling him here?
Hey, that’s not right!
Lin Hai suddenly remembered that the online names of his friends in heaven seemed to be his real name, and so was Chu Lin'er's.
I wonder if these guys are all the same, what is their real name, and what is their online name?
"Um, Princess Lin'er, can I ask you a question?"
"What's the problem?" Chu Lin'er blinked her eyes.
"Are your online names and real names the same for people in the underworld?"
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Chu Lin'er gave Lin Hai a strange look, as if he was looking at an idiot.
"Uh..." Lin Hai's face darkened.
Damn, what does nonsense mean? Are you right or wrong?
"Is that true?" Lin Hai asked again.
"WeChat is bound to everyone's real identity. Of course, the real name and screen name are the same, otherwise you can't log in at all? Are you stupid?" Chu Lin'er asked with a concerned look.
Silly, your sister is stupid, your brother is much better than you!
Only then did Lin Hai realize. No wonder Chu Lin'er really wanted to make Baldhead stronger. It turns out that in your perception, your online name and your real name are the same and cannot be changed.
Damn, WeChat in this underworld is really backward.
Ma De, one day my brother will change his online name to King Chujiang. Then when Chu Lin'er sees him, he won't be able to call him daddy?
Lin Hai thought of this and looked at Chu Lin'er's charming face, and suddenly laughed out loud.
"Why are you laughing?" Chu Lin'er looked at Lin Hai's malicious look and suddenly became wary.
"Nothing, nothing." Lin Hai quickly shook his head, "That Princess Lin'er, Bald Qiang will come over tomorrow to verify his online name for you, can you let me go now?"
"Let you go? Why let you go?" Chu Lin'er looked surprised.
puff!
Girl, do you have any sense of logic?
"How on earth can you let me go?" Lin Hai said angrily.
"Play chess with me."
puff!
What a sin. Did you play a Jiji game on her in the first place?
Forget it if you download the game, why would you want to play against her online?
You really dug a hole and jumped out of it yourself.
"Also, you have to play with me every day from now on, otherwise I'll be on top of you every night and you won't be able to do anything."
puff!
Damn, is this the legendary ghost bed?
Well, now, this little ghost girl who is addicted to games has changed from a stand-alone superman to a bully of other online games.
What should I do? I can't just go home and do nothing every day, just play chess with ghosts?
It's still the favorite backgammon among children, but it lowers the lower limit of IQ.
He is really a dead dog.
No, you have to find a way, this is not an option.
Lin Hai frowned and thought quickly in his mind.
"Hey, let me tell you, don't play any tricks? This princess is smart and smart, you can't fool me." Chu Lin'er saw Lin Hai's eyes turning and hurriedly warned her.
"Haha, I have it!" An idea popped up in Lin Hai's mind.