Lin Hai went out and remembered that he came in Ye Ziming's car.
"Fuck, we can only walk back."
Lin Hai took out his mobile phone while wandering around and opened the Tianting trading group.
It seems that there are always endless things to do recently, and Lin Hai hasn't seen these funny fairy water groups for a long time.
As soon as I opened it, holy shit, there were thousands of messages!
Just when Lin Hai was about to look through it, someone suddenly spoke.
Yue Lao: Is anyone here?
Yue Lao: Just give me a squeak.
After waiting for a long time, no one said anything.
Yue Lao: The God of Wealth is giving out red envelopes!
Barefoot Immortal: Where is the red envelope?
Night Travel God: Has it been posted? Why didn’t I see it?
Thor: Where is the red envelope? Where is the red envelope?
Chang'e: Brother God of Wealth, I really want red envelopes.
…
These teasers all appeared one by one.
Yue Lao: Okay, you are all diving, and if I ask who of you is there, you won’t say anything. It’s so disrespectful.
The group was quiet again.
Yue Lao: Can I ask you something?
After waiting for a long time, no one responded.
Yue Lao: Hello, where is the person?
Five minutes have passed.
Yue Lao: You are so disgusting (an angry expression behind)
Still no one paid attention to him.
Yue Lao: Ahhhh! I’m so angry. Do you want a red envelope? Okay!
Ding dong!
A big red envelope appeared on the screen.
"I'll rub it, red envelope!" Lin Hai didn't have time to order it.
Wow!
The sound of gold coins being dropped into a bag.
The red envelope grabbing plug-in directly snatches the red envelope.
Before Lin Hai had time to see what he was grabbing, the group became lively.
Thunder God: @月老, bastard, just give me a red envelope. It’s so wicked, even stingier than the God of Wealth!
Erlang Shen: @月老, just repost, don’t let me despise you, put you and the God of Wealth on the same level.
Chang'e: @月老, so annoying, as stingy as the God of Wealth.
Mo Li Qing: @月老, I am really speechless, the God of Wealth is second.
Zhu Bajie: @月老, I look down on you, you are as stingy as the God of Wealth!
Nezha: @月老, as stingy as the God of Wealth +1
Red Boy: @月老, stingy is like the God of Wealth +2
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @月老, the stingy one is like the God of Wealth +3
Giant Spirit God:@月老, the stingy one is like the God of Wealth +4
…
Lin Hai saw the formation forming up again, and suddenly felt like laughing.
Damn, these guys, why do they like to drag the God of Wealth with him whenever something happens? Isn’t the God of Wealth lying on his back?
I don’t know if the unlucky God of Wealth is watching the group. If he saw it, he would probably be so angry that he would vomit blood.
God of Wealth: It’s none of my business if he gives out red envelopes! Shut up, shut up everyone (followed by a row of crazy expressions)
puff!
Lin Hai felt funny for a while.
Damn, this guy is actually still here, but this time it works. He didn't vomit blood, so he seems to be making progress.
Yue Lao: @All members, can you be more civilized and stop swearing! Calling me stingy like the God of Wealth is the most unpleasant curse word I have ever heard in my life!
Group reminder: The God of Wealth’s qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his moral conduct is reduced by ten years.
puff!
"Hahahaha..." Lin Hai suddenly laughed.
Damn it, this unlucky God of Wealth has not escaped this disaster after all. Yue Lao's words are so lethal.
God of Wealth: @月老, I’ll fuck you, uncle! (followed by a row of angry expressions)
Sun Wukong: @二郎神, my son, you are as stingy as the God of Wealth.
Erlangshen: @孙武公, damn monkey, you are so vicious, you actually used the most unpleasant curse words on me, I want to challenge you to a duel!
Zhu Bajie: @嫦娥, sister, give me the little underwear you replaced yesterday, otherwise I will scold you for being stingy and like the God of Wealth. (There is a smirk on the back)
Chang'e: @ Zhu Bajie, you are forcing me, you are so cruel!!! (followed by a tearful expression)
Red Boy: @Nezha, lend me the second volume of "One Piece" for two days. If you don't, I'll say you're as stingy as the God of Wealth.
Nezha: @红海儿, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I will give it to you after class.
…
puff!
Lin Hai took a look and thought, this stingy sentence is just like the God of Wealth, and it has become an internet buzzword.
Group reminder: The God of Wealth’s qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his moral conduct is reduced by ten years.
"Fuck, another mouthful." Lin Hai burst out laughing.
God of Wealth: @All members, please stop saying that you are stingy and like the God of Wealth, who is talking about me and who is in a hurry!!! (There is a row of angry expressions smashing the ground behind)
Yue Lao: @财神, as for that, I didn’t even say anything, I’m really a stingy guy.
Chang'e: That's right, what's the rush, @财神, stingy +1
Zhu Bajie: Sister Chang'e is right, @财神, stingy +2
Thor: This is not the first day you have known that the God of Wealth is stingy, @财神, stingy +3
Antarctic Immortal: I always feel that the God of Wealth is even more stingy than before, @财神, stingy ghost +4
…
"It's going to be bad, it's going to be bad, this crazy formation is happening again, the God of Wealth will have to vomit if he doesn't get it right." Lin Hai began to worry about the God of Wealth.
Group reminder: The God of Wealth’s qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his moral conduct is reduced by ten years.
puff!
Damn it, no matter what I said, I vomited again.
Lin Hai laughed so hard that his stomach hurt.
"Ouch." Lin Hai was looking at his cell phone when he accidentally bumped into someone.
"I'm sorry, aren't you..." Lin Hai apologized quickly, but stopped mid-sentence.
"Is it you?" Lin Hai frowned.
"Lin Hai?" Wang Ting was stunned for a moment, and then her eyes suddenly became extremely urgent.
"Lin Hai, let's make peace." Wang Ting grabbed Lin Hai's arm.
Lin Hai felt a sudden pain in his heart, and the old scars were opened again.
"I'm sorry, I already have a girlfriend." Lin Hai shook his head and prepared to push Wang Ting's hand away.
"Lin Hai, I was wrong. I know I was wrong. Please forgive me and give me another chance. I know you love me and you must still have me in your heart. I beg you, let's make peace.
." Wang Ting hugged Lin Hai tightly and shouted like crazy.
The two people had such a quarrel, which immediately attracted many people to watch.
"It's impossible, let me go." Lin Hai said indifferently.
"I won't let go, I won't let go. If you don't agree to my reconciliation, I will keep holding you like this." Wang Ting suddenly burst into tears and hugged Lin Hai tighter.
"Hey, young man, this girl is so infatuated with you, that's about it."
"Yeah, what's the big deal about young lovers? They quarreled at the head of the bed and settled at the end of the bed."
"Yeah, buddy, forgive your girlfriend, she cried even when I didn't see her."
The onlookers didn't know the situation. Seeing Wang Ting's pitiful condition, they all tried to persuade Lin Hai.
"A good man won't let the woman he loves get even a little bit hurt..." One brother even more exaggerated and sang directly.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes, hey, I don't even know what's going on, why are they all just messing around?
"I'm sorry, we can't do it anymore. You can't pester me anymore." Lin Hai felt cruel, pushed Wang Ting away, and walked away.
"Lin Hai..." Wang Ting suddenly burst into tears.
Looking at Lin Hai's retreating back, Wang Ting was stunned for a while, and huge regret filled her heart, making Wang Ting wish she could slap herself in the mouth.
"I can make him come back to you." Suddenly, a voice sounded behind Wang Ting.