I saw Wang Peng sitting on the sofa, like a wood carving and clay sculpture, with his mouth open enough to fit a fist.
"Haizi, are you a god?" Wang Peng suddenly asked.
Lin Hai was startled, then burst into laughter.
Only then did he realize that Wang Peng had been frightened by what he had just done.
Whoosh!
Lin Hai's figure flashed and he sat next to Wang Peng in an instant, holding Wang Peng's shoulders with a playful look on his face.
"You only know now!"
"Brother is a god!"
"Ugh!" Wang Peng screamed in pain as Lin Hai hugged his shoulders, his face turned pale and ugly.
Damn it!
Lin Hai was startled, then slapped his thigh in annoyance.
I forgot to heal Wang Peng.
Just now, He Meng said that he was from the Haiyue Sect, which instantly diverted all Lin Hai's attention.
Now I think about it, Wang Peng only has half his life left.
Buzz!
Lin Hai raised his arm, and a beam of wood-type light fell on Wang Peng.
"Oh~"
Wang Peng suddenly groaned, as if he was soaking in a hot spring, feeling indescribably comfortable.
Under the great healing technique, Wang Peng's mortal body recovered instantly.
Not only that, even my physical condition has improved a lot compared to before, and I feel like I have been completely transformed.
However, the sound Wang Peng made made Lin Hai tremble and get goosebumps.
"Your uncle, what kind of sound is that? It's so disgusting!"
Lin Hai quickly distanced himself from Wang Peng and said with a look of disgust.
However, Wang Peng, who had regained his vitality, threw Lin Hai onto the sofa with his eyes flashing green.
"Hell, you damn fat man, what are you going to do!"
Lin Hai quickly crossed his arms and shouted with a vigilant look on his face.
"Hey hey hey, Haizi~"
Wang Peng's eyes gleamed, he smiled obscenely, and his saliva almost flowed out.
"Fuck you, brother, I'm not interested in you!" Lin Hai was so pressed by Wang Peng that he couldn't breathe.
However, Wang Peng had no intention of getting up at all. Instead, he stared at Lin Hai and suddenly said excitedly.
"Haizi, you are really a fairy!"
"You waved your hand and all my injuries were healed!"
"Sir, why didn't you tell me earlier!"
"If I had known you were a god, you would have taught me a charm technique when I was in school. I could charm all the girls in school, so what's the use of having a hard drive worth hundreds of gigabytes!"
The more Wang Peng talks about it, the more annoyed he becomes.
Regretful, in the end I just stamped my feet, beat my chest, burst into tears, as if I had missed something so important.
"But fortunately, it's not too late!"
After Wang Peng finished speaking, he pulled Lin Hai up and said extremely seriously.
"Haizi, if you are a buddy, teach me the charm technique now. I want all the beauties around the world to take the initiative to throw themselves into my arms."
"Hahaha, the world is so beautiful!"
"Hey, He Yun, when did you come?" Lin Hai suddenly looked surprised and looked behind Wang Peng and said.
puff!
When Wang Peng heard this, his whole body trembled and he almost fell to the ground in fright.
"Oh, my dear little Yunyun, that was not what I really meant just now!"
"You know that Lin Hai is a sullen and rotten person. He forced me to say this. I broke up with him immediately. I..."
As Wang Peng spoke, he turned back with a smile on his face, only to realize that there was nothing behind him.
"Uh..." Wang Peng was stunned and turned around suddenly, only to see Lin Hai looking at him with a playful look on his face.
"I'll rub it, you fuck me!" Wang Peng reacted immediately and said in shock towards Lin Hai.
Lin Hai looked at Wang Peng with disdain and shook his head in great disappointment.
"Fat Wang, I can see you clearly, you are a scum who values sex over friends."
"Just now, you actually wanted to break up with me, I...fuck you!"
Before Lin Hai finished speaking, Wang Peng rushed forward again and pressed Lin Hai heavily.
Lin Hai cried on the spot.
"Haizi, why are you crying? Are you moved by my sincerity in seeking enlightenment and are you ready to teach me the charm technique?"
Lin Hai slowly shook his head and said silently.
"I just sympathize with how He Yun has survived these years."
"Hahaha, you are so wretched!" After hearing this, Wang Peng laughed so hard that his whole body trembled.
Then, he winked at Lin Hai and raised his eyebrows.
"Our family, He Yun, has always enjoyed the supreme status!"
When Wang Peng spoke, he specially emphasized the word "upper" and "bit", which made Lin Hai feel contemptuous.
"You bastard, you have been making trouble for a long time and you have no status!"
"Stop talking nonsense, Haizi, you really need to teach me some magic tricks." Wang Peng stopped smiling and suddenly said with a solemn expression.
Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.
"I don't know how to charm."
"You're serious!" Wang Peng gave Lin Hai a slap, and then sighed softly, with a look of worry on his face.
"Haizi, He Yun and I opened a hotel. It is developing very well and is one of the best in Sichuan."
"However, I finally understood what it means to have a big tree attracting the wind. I don't know how many people
, coveting my hotel.”
"Today, He Meng just wanted to take away my hotel, and he even used despicable means."
"If I hadn't asked He Yun and the children to hide in advance, things would have been disastrous."
"So, in order to protect my family, I really have to learn some superhuman skills."
It was rare to hear Wang Peng speak so seriously, which made Lin Hai think he had admitted the wrong person.
"I asked you to learn a long time ago, but you were afraid of hardship, and now you finally regret it?" Lin Hai said speechlessly.
Wang Peng's eyes suddenly flashed and he muttered.
"I thought you asked me to learn martial arts or something like that."
"If I had known that I was cultivating immortality, I would have been a fool not to learn."
"It's all your fault. If you don't explain it clearly, it ruins my golden years of learning art!"
Lin Hai burst out laughing, this damn fat man had to rely on him in the end.
"Okay, after this is over, I will arrange for someone to be responsible for your cultivation."
Lin Hai already had a plan in mind. Fatty Wang was afraid of hardship, and Lin Hai knew it better than anyone.
If you want him to embark on the path of spiritual practice, you must find someone to force him to practice.
Otherwise, this product will definitely be popular in three minutes and give up halfway.
"Huh?" At this moment, the smile on Lin Hai's face suddenly stopped and he looked towards the door.
"Lin Hai, what's wrong?" Wang Peng was surprised and asked quickly.
"If what I expected is correct, it's the brother of the man just now, here he is!"
When Wang Peng heard this, he was immediately surprised, and then said nervously.
"Is that the famous person who is the leader of the Haiyue Sect?"
"Made, what kind of evil organization is this Haiyue Sect? It sounds scary."
"Lin Hai, have you dealt with it?"
puff!
Lin Hai almost slipped out of the sofa and got up, raised his hand and gave Wang Peng a slap in the face.
"Evil, your sister, evil!"
"Hai Yue Sect is the sect founded by his brother and Xinyue. The sea is Lin Hai and the moon is Xinyue!"
"It's your uncle's. It's so obvious that you wouldn't even think of it."
"Ah?!" Wang Peng was stunned when he heard this.
boom!
At this moment, the door was suddenly kicked in, and then a figure rushed in with a wild beast-like aura.
As soon as He Yong came in, his eyes were like sharp swords, sweeping around the room.
Then, his eyes suddenly condensed and fell on Lin Hai and Wang Peng with cold intimidation.
"Where's my brother?" He Yong asked sharply.
Lin Hai crossed his legs, raised his eyelids slightly, glanced at He Yong, and said lazily.