Beautiful girl’s WeChat, how can there be any reason to disagree.
Lin Hai told Hu Sanniang his WeChat ID.
Ding dong!
Hu Sanniang requests to add you as a friend!
pass!
This is nothing to say!
You have added Hu Sanniang and you can start chatting now.
Lin Hai sent him a drooling expression.
Hu Sanniang couldn't help but blush when she saw Lin Haifa's expression. But when she saw Lin Hai's nickname, Hu Sanniang's expression suddenly changed.
"Little confused fairy? You, you are not a mortal? You are from heaven!" Hu Sanniang was shocked!
"Um..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while. Damn, I really don't know how to explain it.
When Chu Lin'er saw herself chatting with the Antarctic Immortal, Lin Hai already knew that the functions of WeChat in heaven and hell seemed to be relatively backward, and the nicknames were all real-name.
But I am indeed a mortal, and this little confused fairy is really a name I randomly chose.
"Well, if I said that I am really a mortal, would you believe it?"
"I don't believe it!" Hu Sanniang shook her head firmly.
"Okay." Lin Hai had a dark look on his face. Damn, since I can't explain it, I won't explain it.
"Then just think of me as someone from heaven." Lin Hai shrugged helplessly.
Unexpectedly, Hu Sanniang suddenly stretched out her hand and grabbed Lin Hai's arm.
"Ah!" Unfortunately, she didn't know that Lin Hai had a mahogany sword with him.
Before Hu Sanniang's little hand touched Lin Hai's arm, it was bounced back by a white light.
"Hey, beauty, we're all familiar with you, but don't touch her, okay? Men and women don't kiss each other." Lin Hai pretended to be serious and said.
"You, do you think I am a womanly person?" When Hu Sanniang heard this, her face turned red with embarrassment, then she lowered her head and said with embarrassment and grievance.
"Uh..." Lin Hai was stunned. Damn, this ancient feudal woman really couldn't take a joke.
"No more, that..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while.
"I just knew you were from Heaven, so I was a little too excited." Hu Sanniang lowered her head and explained.
"Oh? Why are you excited when I am a member of Heaven?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while.
"If you are a person from heaven, doesn't it mean that heaven and the mortal world can still be connected?" A trace of hatred suddenly appeared in Hu Sanniang's eyes.
"If that's the case, I can go to heaven and kill the two thieves Song Jiang and Li Kui, and avenge my entire village!"
When Lin Hai heard this, he felt dizzy.
Damn, these ladies really think too much!
Putting aside the fact that my brother is not a person from Heaven and cannot reach Heaven at all, even if he can actually reach Heaven, do you think anyone can be like Monkey Sun and cause havoc in Heaven?
Those guys in heaven will destroy you in a matter of minutes.
"Beauty, the matter of revenge should not be rushed at the moment. It is better to think twice before taking action." Lin Hai was embarrassed to tell Hu Sanniang directly that he did not know what he could do, so he had to persuade her tactfully.
"Don't worry, handsome man. I, Hu Sanniang, am not a brainless person and will not act recklessly." Although Hu Sanniang had a look of hatred on her face, she was still calm and worthy of being a general.
"Aren't you a brainless person?" When Lin Hai heard this, he subconsciously glanced at Hu Sanniang's chest.
"It's quite big, but you don't think it's brainless?" Lin Hai muttered.
"What's so big?" Nacheng thought. Although his voice was small, Hu Sanniang heard it.
"Uh..." Lin Hai was embarrassed for a while, "I mean, you actually want to kill the Heavenly Court. You have a pretty big ambition, yes, you have a pretty big ambition."
Lin Haisan explained with a smile.
"Hmph, I, Hu Sanniang, will not give up until I achieve my goal. When the time comes, I will ask the handsome guy to help me." After Hu Sanniang finished speaking, she suddenly turned her head to Lin Hai and said pitifully.
"Can't help!" Lin Hai suddenly shook his head like a rattle.
Nima, help you make trouble in heaven? Are you kidding!
The monkey made a fuss and was crushed down the mountain for five hundred years. How brave do you have to dare to play such a big game with you?
Without even thinking about it, Lin Hai refused directly.
When Hu Sanniang heard this, her face suddenly changed, and despair suddenly rose in her heart.
Gritting her teeth, Hu Sanniang suddenly undressed and took off her belt in the car, revealing her white and tender shoulders in the blink of an eye.
puff!
Lin Hai watched from the side, his eyes almost falling out of his surprise.
"You, what are you going to do!" Lin Hai looked terrified.
Hu Sanniang glanced at Lin Hai with a determined look on her face, and tears flowed down her face.
"Handsome guy, I'll tell you the truth. Ever since I found out that my whole village was killed by Li Kui's thieves, my heart has died. I really can't believe that my parents and relatives all died in the hands of my brothers.
What’s even more stupid is that I actually married the brother of my enemy!”
Hu Sanniang raised her hand to wipe away her tears, her face full of regret.
"Therefore, the only purpose of my life, Sanniang Hu, is to take revenge. In order to get revenge, I am willing to pay any price!"
Hu Sanniang said, her eyes dimmed, and then she slowly took off her top, revealing her pink bellyband.
Lin Hai saw Hu Sanniang's busty breasts half-exposed and her beautiful face with a rosy look. His mind swayed uncontrollably, and a wave of heat rushed toward his lower abdomen.
But soon, Lin Hai forcibly suppressed the evil thoughts that had just arisen in his heart.
Although Lin Hai admitted that he was a bit lustful, he would never do anything to take advantage of others.
"Handsome guy, as long as you are willing to help me, I will do anything you ask me to do. If you don't think that I am not perfect anymore, I am willing to be a concubine of the handsome guy. Now..."
Hu Sanniang was really willing to go all out for revenge. She stretched out her hand to take off her bellyband.
"Stop, stop, stop quickly!" Lin Hai quickly stopped Hu Sanniang.
Damn, this girl is just playing with fire!
My brother's self-control is very limited, okay? If you continue like this, maybe I will execute you on the spot.
"Beauty, listen to me. It's not that I don't want to help you. It's because Heaven is too powerful. If I help you go to Heaven for revenge, that would be tantamount to seeking death!" Lin Hai explained anxiously.
Hu Sanniang was startled when she heard this, and then shook her head.
"No, handsome boy, you misunderstood. I don't need you to help me get to heaven. You just need to tell me how to reach heaven. I won't bother you with other matters."
"Uh... Is it that simple?" Lin Hai was stunned when he heard this, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, I scared the baby to death.
I thought you asked your brother to go to the Heavenly Palace with you.
"In this case, I can promise you, but you must also promise me a condition."
Seeing that Lin Hai agreed, Hu Sanniang felt happy immediately.
"What conditions, tell me!"
"You must practice your skills hard until you have the ability to kill in heaven. Only after my assessment can I tell you the method." Lin Hai did not want Hu Sanniang to go directly to die, so it was considered a kind protection.
What's more, heaven and the mortal world have been separated for a long time, and Lin Hai has no idea how to get to heaven.
"Okay, no problem!" Hu Sanniang nodded repeatedly after hearing this.
"Okay, deal!" Lin Hai raised his hand and snapped his fingers, feeling relieved.
Unexpectedly, Lin Hai said it was a deal, and Hu Sanniang's face once again showed a shy blush.
"Handsome guy, since you promised me, I will fulfill my promise just now..."
"Promise, what promise?" Lin Hai did not react.
Hu Sanniang pouted and rolled her eyes at Lin Hai.
"Stop pretending, even though I am a woman, Sanniang Hu, I still keep my word."
After saying that, Hu Sanniang's breathing suddenly became rapid, and she stared at Lin Hai with spring eyes.