Taishang Laojun: You are in the mortal world, you are actually in the mortal world!!!!! (Behind is a row of shocked expressions)
Lin Hai was already confused. He didn't expect Taishang Laojun to really figure it out.
A terrible thought came to Lin Hai's mind.
Now that the three realms are isolated, but I can communicate with people in heaven and hell, then I am the only way to connect the three realms.
In this way, will I be controlled by Taishang Laojun and become a tool to communicate with the three realms?
Will he lose his life? Will his mind be wiped out and he will become a walking zombie?
The more Lin Hai thought about it, the more frightened he became. Who knew if a god of Taishang Laojun's level could have the ability to kill his own life across two realms?
Can't admit it, absolutely can't admit it!
Lin Hai made up his mind and sent a message back to Taishang Laojun.
Little confused fairy: Laojun, you are joking. The three realms are isolated and even a powerful person like you cannot reach the mortal world. How can I do it?
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he didn't know if Taishang Laojun would believe it, and he was very worried.
Taishang Laojun: But as I calculated, you are indeed in the mortal world!
Taishang Laojun obviously didn't believe what Lin Hai said.
Little confused fairy: That’s because you made a mistake!
Taishang Laojun: Impossible!
Lin Hai was speechless. This old guy didn't believe it, so what should he do?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Well, if you say I am in the mortal world, then tell me, how did I get here?
Since it didn't make sense, Lin Hai directly threw the problem to Taishang Laojun.
Taishang Laojun: Yes, how did you get there? I can’t figure it out, I can’t figure it out!!!
Little confused fairy: You are right if you can’t figure it out, because my brother is not in the mortal world at all.
Taishang Laojun: Then tell me where you are, I won’t believe it unless I go there and see for myself.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: I am trapped in a secret place. Even if I tell you, you don’t know and you can’t come.
Lin Hai could only talk nonsense.
Taishang Laojun: It’s impossible. There is no place in the entire heaven that I can’t reach.
"Let me go, this old guy is really awesome." Lin Hai directly sent his location to Taishang Laojun.
Anyway, the three realms are separated. Even if Taishang Laojun knows the location, he can't get through.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, I'll be there right away.
"What a ghost." Lin Hai curled his lips, wondering how he could have arrived when he was in the mortal world.
Sure enough, after a while, Taishang Laojun's message came over again.
Taishang Laojun: Strange, strange, the location of this place has automatically changed, and it is impossible to reach it.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Right, I just said, I'm trapped, you can't get through at all.
Taishang Laojun: When did heaven have such a mysterious area...
Little Confused Fairy: Okay, don’t talk about this, let’s talk about the negative review.
Lin Hai quickly changed the topic. He was really afraid that Taishang Laojun would continue to entangle him.
Sure enough, as soon as the negative review was mentioned, Taishang Laojun immediately forgot about Lin Hai's affairs in the mortal world.
Taishang Laojun: How dare you criticize me! How dare you criticize me! Who gave you the courage to criticize me!
Lin Hai looked at the message and covered his head.
Damn it, here we go again, this Taishang Laojun is speaking too aggressively.
Lin Hai held back and did not stab him again.
Little confused fairy: I can remove the bad review for you.
Lin Hai thought for a while and finally compromised. After all, Taishang Laojun is the Taoist ancestor, and there is no benefit in offending him.
Taishang Laojun: Humph, you are wise!
"I'll fuck you, uncle!" Lin Hai was so angry at Taishang Laojun's coaxing attitude that he almost regretted it on the spot.
Taking a deep breath, Lin Hai calmed down.
Little confused fairy: But there are conditions.
Taishang Laojun: You dare to be too demanding with me? How dare you negotiate terms with me? Who gave you the courage to negotiate terms with me?
"You're paralyzed!" Lin Hai discovered that this Supreme Lord simply couldn't speak well.
They were all spoiled!
Little confused fairy: If you want to change the evaluation, just speak up, if you don’t want to change, just get out!
Lin Hai was too lazy to be polite to him. The more polite a person like this was, the more he would push his limits.
Taishang Laojun: You told me to leave? You actually asked me to leave? Who gave you the courage to let me leave?
"Damn, it's never over!" Lin Hai was really speechless. Would this Supreme Lord say such a thing?
Little confused fairy: I just want to ask you, do you want to change your review?
Lin Hai also thought about it. As long as Taishang Laojun's grandson gave him such a parallel sentence again, he would delete him without saying a word.
What kind of bullshit healing elixir, Lin Hai worked hard to recover from his injury for half a year, why don’t he ask him for it!
Taishang Laojun: I want to change. Of course I want to change. Who told you that I don’t want to change?
puff!
Lin Hai opened his mouth and spurted out another mouthful of blood.
"Okay, be cruel!" Lin Hai almost collapsed, "Mader, I can't afford to offend my brother, but I can hide from you!"
Lin Hai really didn't want to deal with Taishang Laojun anymore. He closed the chat box with Taishang Laojun and quit WeChat.
Ding dong!
Before I could exit, Taishang Laojun sent another message.
Taishang Laojun: Tell me, how can I change it to a positive review?
"Nima, I finally said something nice." Lin Hai suppressed the anger in his heart.
Little confused fairy: If I want to change it to a positive review, I have a few requirements.
Taishang Laojun: How many requests do you have? One request is a lot! Ask me, who in the entire heaven dares to make requests of me?
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: You let me mention it or not, forget it, I won’t change it yet.
Lin Hai really felt that this old man was too superior and overbearing, and completely inconsistent with the image of the kind-hearted old man seen on TV.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, okay, you can mention it. You are really good. You are the first one who dares to threaten me.
Lin Hai looked at the message and felt funny in his heart.
Damn it, my brother is still in the mortal world, and he is afraid of you, a hammer.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The first request is to bring me back into the group. I have feelings for all the fairies in the group.
Taishang Laojun: You can pull me back, but you have to apologize to me in the group.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Yes.
Lin Hai was very happy to see the first request, and he was very happy in his heart. As for an apology, Lin Hai didn't care.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: The second request is that you help me refine a healing potion that can be used by mortals.
Taishang Laojun: Why should it be used by mortals?
Little confused fairy: Don’t worry about this.
Taishang Laojun: Are you really in the mortal world? You are a mortal!!! (Behind is a row of shocked expressions)
Damn it!
Lin Hai was shocked, Damn, this Supreme Lord is so smart. He just asked for a pill, and he immediately guessed his identity as a mortal.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No, no, I told you that I was trapped in a secret realm.
Lin Hai quickly explained to Taishang Laojun.
Little confused fairy: I was seriously injured in the secret realm, and my cultivation level dropped to the mortal realm, so I need healing medicine that mortals can use.
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he quickly added another sentence for fear that the Supreme Lord would not believe it.
Little confused fairy: Sun Dasheng knows this. If you don’t believe it, you can ask him.
Lin Hai remembered that he and Sun Wukong had explained it this way, so he had to bring him out to testify for him.
Taishang Laojun: Forget it, who can take the initiative to find that ruthless monkey after eating enough? I believe you are the one.
Lin Hai was overjoyed when he saw it. It seemed that Sun Wukong's name was very powerful. Even Taishang Laojun seemed a little afraid of him.
Taishang Laojun: I have made this elixir for you. Please pay 100,000 merit points, and then provide orchid leaf grass, purple shark heart, century-old ginseng, seven-star flower...
Lin Hai looked at the large amount of materials listed by Taishang Laojun and couldn't help but smile.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sorry, I want you to refine it for free.