Lin Hai and Lin Jian returned to their original appearance and returned to the camp of the conquering army.
"Generalissimo, you are back!"
As soon as they saw Lin Hai returning safely, Xu Maogong and others immediately breathed a sigh of relief and greeted him in surprise.
"Generalissimo, did your trip go well?"
Zhu Wu asked from the side.
Lin Hai smiled, with a meaningful smile on his lips.
"If nothing happens, we can capture the Chujiang Palace in a few days!"
When everyone heard this, they were immediately overjoyed.
The Chujiang Palace has been besieged for so long, but it has never been conquered, and the army has been blocked.
Unexpectedly, after the Grand Marshal took Lin Jian away for a while, he actually came up with a strategy to defeat the enemy.
Sure enough, the Generalissimo is still awesome!
Back in the camp, Lin Haiping retreated from everyone, took out his cell phone, and found Sun Wukong's WeChat account.
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what are you busy with? Are you sailing again? (followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
Sun Wukong: Ah, second brother, I no longer sail.
Lin Hai was stunned. Is the age of great navigation in heaven over?
Regardless of that, let’s throw away some gifts first.
Ding dong!
You sent ten boxes of Zhonghua cigarettes to Sun Wukong.
Ding dong!
You launched a hundred boxes of spicy strips at Sun Wukong.
Ding dong!
You launched a hundred boxes of Sprite at Sun Wukong.
…
Lin Hai was bombarded with gifts, making Sun Wukong in heaven laugh so hard that he scratched his head!
Sun Wukong: Hahahaha, second brother, thank you, thank you very much! (followed by a bowing expression)
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, you are no longer sailing, what are you busy with?
Sun Wukong: My second brother doesn’t know something. I’m afraid there will be changes in heaven soon!
Lin Hai was shocked and replied hurriedly.
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what happened?
Sun Wukong: I don’t know, but a few days ago, the old man Tathagata asked me to train Buddhist soldiers to prepare for the disaster.
Lin Hai stared at the information, his pupils suddenly shrank, and his face was full of shock.
Tathagata makes preparations for disaster?
Could it be said that the catastrophe in heaven is about to begin?
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, what disaster will happen in heaven?
Sun Wukong: The secret of heaven is unknown, I don’t know, I don’t know!
Phew~
Lin Hai frowned and exhaled heavily.
I don't know why, but I feel a little uneasy.
He always felt that the catastrophe in heaven would definitely involve him.
But, what will happen in heaven?
If you don’t think about it anymore, let’s solve the matter at hand first.
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, I have a heartfelt favor. (There is a shy expression behind)
Sun Wukong: Second brother, why are you being polite to me? Tell me what it is. Tell me!
Little confused fairy: If I want to find Brother Monkey, I need some monkey hair. (There is a cold sweat expression behind him)
Sun Wukong: Hahahaha, I thought it was such a big deal.
Ding dong!
Sun Wukong has sent you 3 monkey hairs, please check them in the Qiankun Bag.
Sun Wukong: Take it and use it, take it and use it.
Little confused fairy: Uh... Brother Monkey, three sticks are not enough! (There is a sweaty expression behind)
Ding dong!
Sun Wukong has sent you ten monkey hairs, please check them in the Qiankun Bag.
Sun Wukong: I’ll give you ten more, which is enough for you.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Still not enough. (followed by an embarrassed expression)
Sun Wukong: Ten is not enough? How many does the second brother need?
Little confused fairy: Hehe, Brother Monkey, I want more, I'm afraid you won't give it if I tell you.
Sun Wukong: Although, I, the old Sun, are not so stingy. (Behind is an expression showing off with hands behind his back)
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Actually, it’s not a lot. Just give me one hundred thousand, that’s enough. (There’s a pinched expression behind it)
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a critical blow in his heart, vomited blood and was injured, and his moral conduct was reduced by 100 years.
Lin Hai was shocked. Why did Sun Wukong vomit blood? Was he infected by that idiot from the God of Wealth?
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, are you okay?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Are you asking for too much, are you feeling distressed?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: If so, it doesn’t matter if one or two are missing, I don’t mind. (There is an innocent expression behind)
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a critical blow in his heart, vomited blood and was injured, and his moral conduct was reduced by 100 years.
Why are you vomiting blood again?
Lin Hai was speechless. He already said that he could ask for one or two less?
Brother Monkey's mental endurance is too weak.
Little confused fairy: Brother Monkey, if you can't afford it, forget it. Don't insist on it just for the sake of face.
Little confused fairy: I keep getting hit hard and vomiting blood, which is not good for my health.
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a serious blow in his heart, vomiting blood, and his moral conduct was reduced by 1,000 years.
Lin Hai's eyes immediately straightened.
Damn it, I told you not to give it up if you can't afford it, why is the critical hit even more serious?
Moreover, vomiting blood has more than one meaning, so you are not going to die, right?
Lin Hai was about to say something more when Sun Wukong's message was sent over.
Sun Wukong: Second brother, stop talking. How can I not afford it? I am pulling it out, please wait a moment!
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Are you okay, Brother Monkey? I see you keep getting critical hits and vomiting blood...
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a critical blow in his heart, vomited blood and was injured, and his moral conduct was reduced by 100 years.
Sun Wukong: Stop talking! (followed by a crazy expression)
Lin Hai looked strange, why did he vomit again?
Okay, then I won't say anything.
Lin Hai waited for more than ten minutes before WeChat rang again.
Ding dong!
Sun Wukong has sent you one hundred thousand monkey hairs, please check them in the Qiankun Bag.
Ding dong!
Sun Wukong sent you a photo.
"Photo, what do you mean?"
Lin Hai was stunned, and quickly looked at the screen of his mobile phone, his eyes suddenly widened.
In the photo, I saw a very pitiful monkey, with tears of grievance shining in its eyes and an indescribably funny expression.
The strangest thing is that this monkey doesn't have a single hair on its body.
Little confused fairy: Hahaha, Brother Monkey, the picture you posted is so funny.
Little Confused Fairy: This monkey doesn’t have a single hair on it, it looks like it’s been plucked bald. (It’s followed by an expression covering its mouth and laughing)
Little confused fairy: Is this a new species of your monkey family? (followed by a raised eyebrow expression)
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a serious blow in his heart, vomiting blood, and his moral conduct was reduced by 1,000 years.
Lin Hai was stunned, something was wrong with Brother Monkey today. Why did he keep getting critical hits and vomiting blood?
Could it be that he was too tired from training Buddhist soldiers?
It’s not easy for Brother Monkey!
Lin Hai was deeply moved in his heart.
Sun Wukong: Second brother, let’s not talk anymore. I, the old grandson, went to see the old man Tathagata and asked for sick leave. (There is a tearful expression behind him)
Little confused fairy: It’s time to ask for leave. Don’t be too tired, Brother Monkey.
Little confused fairy: Damn it, Brother Monkey, I just realized why you sent me one hundred thousand monkey hairs?
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: I just want 10,000 fen... Well, it was a typo. I typed it as 100,000 fen. (There is an innocent expression behind it)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sorry, sorry, but Brother Monkey, you are too generous! (Followed by a thumbs up expression)
Ding dong!
WeChat news: Sun Wukong suffered a super serious blow in his heart, vomiting blood like running water, and his moral conduct was reduced by 10,000 years.
"I'll go, it's too miserable!" Lin Hai looked sympathetic.
This old Tathagata is really a black-hearted boss. Look how tired he is from squeezing his employees.
Ask for leave, you must ask for leave!
Brother Monkey, I will always stand by your side and firmly support you!
Lin Hai had an upright face and far-sighted eyes, and gave Sun Wukong unlimited spiritual support! Seeing that Sun Wukong did not reply to him, Lin Hai opened the Qiankun bag and looked at the one hundred thousand monkey hairs, his eyes shining with light.