Chapter 3747 The West is so poor!
At this time, the bald bird on the withered vine also saw Lin Hai and Sun Wukong.
In a moment of excitement, he fell straight from the tree.
Plop!
The bald bird fell headfirst into the yellow sand.
Only two legs were left exposed, kicking and kicking, struggling tenaciously.
Damn it!
What's wrong with this?
Lin Hai and Sun Wukong looked at each other and saw each other's confusion.
Finally, one of the two men grabbed one of the bald bird's legs and pulled it out of the yellow sand.
As soon as the bald bird came out, he cried on the spot.
"His grandma has legs. How many years has passed before she has seen a living person!"
The bald bird uttered human words and howled miserably, but no tears were shed.
Lin Hai looked at him with a confused look on his face.
"Hey, it's almost done."
"You don't even have tears, you're just crying!"
Bald Bird looked at Lin Hai in shock, and started to spray.
"Are you trying to stay in this damn place for tens of thousands of years?"
"The water in your whole body has long since dried up!"
"If you can cry, I'll call you daddy!"
"No, no, no!" Chen Feng almost fell to the ground and quickly covered the bald bird's mouth.
Damn it, there are enough people calling me daddy!
unnecessary!
"Tell me, who are you!"
Lin Hai asked the bald bird.
"I?"
"Kong Xuan!"
Bald Bird said angrily.
Lin Hai was stunned for a moment, then went up to give it a kick and said angrily.
"Damn it, can you speak properly!"
"Who is Kong Xuan? Is that the first peacock in the world?"
"The peacock opens its tail, you know? It's so beautiful!"
"Look at you again, tsk tsk tsk~"
Lin Hai shook his head, with a look of disgust on his face.
He's so bald, how dare he pretend to be Kong Xuan?
Do you think your brother is blind?
When the bald bird heard this, he cried on the spot!
Even because of the extreme grievance, he burst out his unprecedented potential and squeezed out two tears from his withered body.
"What's wrong with me, what's wrong with me!"
"You think I want this!"
"I am Kong Xuan, I am Kong Xuan!"
Lin Hai looked at the bald bird up and down, then stepped back and whispered to Sun Wukong.
"Brother Monkey, this bald bird is definitely not a good bird at first glance."
"I just said that all the water in my body has dried up and I can't shed tears."
"Look, isn't this leaking out?"
"Otherwise, I'll kill you!"
puff!
When the bald bird heard this, he almost spit out a mouthful of blood.
You are not a good bird!
I am really a Kong Xuan!
Sun Wukong glanced at the bald bird in confusion and said to Lin Hai.
"Second brother, don't worry. I, Old Sun, will use my fiery eyes to check it out."
As he spoke, a golden light flashed in Sun Wukong's eyes, his pupils shrank, and he looked at Kong Xuan.
In an instant, in Sun Wukong's eyes, a colorful glow appeared above the bald bird's head.
The shadow of a huge peacock is suspended above the head of the bald bird. It is majestic and sacred, which is called beautiful.
"Second brother, this bald bird is indeed a peacock!" Sun Wukong said in shock.
Yeah?
Lin Hai was shocked. Of course he believed Sun Wukong's words.
However, the impact of the bald bird in front of Lin Hai was too great.
There was no way he could connect it with the peacock.
"Forget it, I'll ask Yuan Feng to come out and you'll know if it's true or false at first glance!"
Buzz!
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he released Yuan Feng with a thought.
"Master, have you found my clone?" Yuan Feng asked excitedly as soon as he came out.
However, half of the words came to an abrupt end.
Then, his two eyes widened instantly, looking at the bald bird with an incredulous look on his face.
Immediately afterwards, Yuan Feng's delicate body began to tremble violently.
"Yuanfeng, are you okay?"
"The bald bird said it was Kong Xuan."
"Look, is it true?"
Yuan Feng's pretty face suddenly turned dark, then turned from black to purple, and then turned black again.
The silver teeth were almost broken.
"Kill him, I don't want this clone anymore!"
Yuan Feng suddenly screamed, hysterical, with endless anger and despair.
I miss Yuan Feng, how graceful, elegant and beautiful I am.
Among the three realms, except for Empress Nuwa, who dares to say that she can compare to me, Yuan Feng, in terms of appearance?
People also love beauty, okay?
But look at this clone again... Damn it, it's so ugly, I can't have it!
However, Lin Hai was shocked and looked in disbelief.
Damn it, is it really Yuanfeng's clone?
In other words, this bald bird is really Kong Xuan!
Lin Hai looked at Kong Xuan, dumbfounded, and didn't know what to say.
This has absolutely no connection with the legendary Kong Xuan!
"Brother, how did you do this?"
"After all, you are following a saint, why are you so hairless?"
When Kong Xuan heard this, he beat his chest with remorse and cried even harder.
"I've been tricked!"
"If you mention Lao Keng Bi, you must be saying that I have a predestined relationship with the West."
"I believed his lies and came to the West with him."
"Later, he told me that the West is barren and the conditions are a bit more difficult, and I need to learn to overcome them."
"I thought to myself, at least I have a quasi-sage cultivation level, so hardship is nothing to me!"
"But who knew it would be so difficult for them!"
"The spiritual energy is so thin that it's so thin that it doesn't even contain any moisture."
"After tens of thousands of years, not only have I become a mummy, but all of his beautiful feathers have also fallen off."
"As a result, it turned into this horrible state!"
"You really tricked me to death!"
Kong Xuan stamped his feet, beat his chest, and cried so miserably.
Lin Hai was beside him and felt a chill running down his spine.
Damn it, is it so scary?
Just now, Sage Zhunti seemed to say that he was also destined to the West.
Fortunately, I didn’t believe his nonsense anymore!
Otherwise, you might have to become bald too!
At this time, Lin Hai suddenly understood why Zhunti Taoist could not feel any spiritual energy in his room.
Moreover, this dignified saint actually lives in a dilapidated house.
The West is really so poor!
"Is there water?"
"Brother, can you give me a drink of water?"
"Body, you are my body!"
"Please, give me some water to drink!"
Kong Xuan suddenly stopped crying and turned to Lin Hai and Yuan Feng, pleading with his face full.
In these tens of thousands of years, Kong Xuan really did something bad.
If anyone gives him a drink of water, he will kneel down and call daddy!
Yuan Feng frowned, although her face looked angry and disgusted, there was nothing she could do.
Who knew that this bald bird was really his clone?
Involuntarily, Yuan Feng looked at Lin Hai and sighed.
"Master, give it some water to drink!"
Lin Hai shrugged, and with a thought, he took out a box of Coke and placed it in front of Kong Xuan.
"This, what is this?"
"I want water, water!"
Lin Hai picked up a bottle of Coke, opened the can, and handed it to Kong Xuan.
Suddenly, a refreshing smell entered Kong Xuan's nostrils.
Kong Xuan's eyes lit up, and all the blood pores in his body exploded. It felt so good.
He dodged the Coca-Cola, raised his head and drank it.
Dun, dun, dun~
Kong Xuan drank all the Coke in one breath, burped, and was very excited.
“Delicious, so delicious!”
After saying that, Kong Xuan sat directly on the ground, picked up Coke, and drank one can after another.
Kong Xuan was so filled with bubbles that he couldn't help but hiccup.
However, Kong Xuan couldn't care less about this and drank a box of Coke in the blink of an eye.
"Is there more?" Kong Xuan finished drinking and looked at Lin Hai eagerly, asking eagerly.
"Enough!"
With a thought, Lin Hai took out several more boxes. Kong Xuan couldn't wait to continue drinking, and before he knew it, amazing changes took place!
This chapter has been completed!