Chapter 3773 The barbecue grill was swept away
"Oh? But Tathagata Buddha has arrived?"
The Jade Emperor looked surprised and asked quickly.
The Heavenly Soldier shook his head and said.
"Tathagata Buddha has not come."
"But the altar messenger is here!"
Zhu Bajie?
The Jade Emperor's face suddenly turned dark.
What a use he is here!
What's more, he and Sun Wukong are still brothers.
Are they reinforcements from the opposite side?
"Great Heavenly Lord, you are well."
"I am so polite!"
At this time, Zhu Bajie walked in with a smile on his face, licking his big belly.
The Jade Emperor frowned. Although he was unhappy, he could only speak perfunctorily.
"The envoy of the Purifying Altar is here, what's the point of his honour?"
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened and he said loudly.
"Of course it's to eat...ahem, support His Majesty!"
"I heard that someone set up a barbecue array at Nantianmen."
"Defeat King Li Tianwang, and got the cuckold drunk. Even the four generals of the Demon Family were drunk."
"I, old pig, used to be a member of the Heavenly Family. How could I let the other party be so arrogant?"
"Because, I came to ask for a fight!"
"Your Majesty, don't worry, the old pig will take action, one can stand up to three of them!"
"No more talking, no more talking, just watch it!"
After saying that, Zhu Bajie rode on the clouds and headed towards Nantianmen.
From a distance, I saw Lin Hai and Nezha, chatting and laughing, eating barbecue and drinking wine.
The four drunken generals of the Demon Family had long been dragged aside.
Lying on the ground, like a dead dog, unconscious.
Whoosh!
A ray of light flashed, and Zhu Bajie sat directly in front of the barbecue stall.
Without saying anything, he picked up a skewer of roasted dragon meat and started to eat it.
"Well, it's delicious, so delicious!"
"Third Prince, your skills are not simple!"
Zhu Bajie just took a bite, and he was so shocked that his mouth watered.
He has eaten all over the world, but he has never tasted such delicious barbecue.
Nezha couldn't help but smile proudly when he saw it was Zhu Bajie.
"Principal Altar Messenger, even you praise me?"
"It seems that my skill at roasting dragon meat is truly unparalleled in heaven."
Lin Hai stood aside with an excited expression. He looked at Zhu Bajie and said in surprise.
"Are you, Zhu Bajie?"
Zhu Bajie nodded, picked up Erguotou and took a sip.
Then, he nodded towards Lin Hai and said in surprise.
"Yes, it's me, old pig."
"Who are you?"
"I am a little confused fairy!" Lin Hai said.
Both eyes looked Zhu Bajie up and down, unable to move away.
This is the second senior brother in Journey to the West!
In the mortal world, he is a famous figure.
Unexpectedly, I saw it today.
"Little confused fairy?"
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, and then showed a shocked look.
"Are you the great immortal who sells everything?"
"By the way, why doesn't the Tianting WeChat store have any new ones?"
"I, old pig, are all Crown buyers. The things there are really good!"
Lin Hai scratched his head and said with an embarrassed look.
"Aren't you too busy to take care of it?"
"Whatever you like, I'll give it to you."
"Really?" Zhu Bajie was overjoyed and said a little embarrassed.
"You also know that I, the old pig, am good at food and sex."
boom!
Before he finished speaking, a box of delicious food fell in front of Zhu Bajie.
"Take it and eat it!"
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed and excitedly picked up the box and put it into the Qiankun bag.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, you are such a good person!"
"In terms of sex, hehehe, I wonder if there are any surprises?"
The corner of Lin Hai's mouth curled up, revealing a strange smile.
You really asked the right person.
Fatty Wang’s hundreds of gigabytes of resources were all inherited by his brother!
I can give you any amount, and it will be enough to turn your boat into ashes.
"Take it!"
With a thought, Lin Hai took out a tablet and handed it to Zhu Bajie.
"What is this?"
Zhu Bajie looked at it for a long time but didn't understand.
Lin Hai took it over and performed a transformation on him.
As soon as the scene appeared, Zhu Bajie was petrified on the spot.
Snap!
The barbecue in my mouth was no longer fragrant and fell directly to the ground.
His eyes were staring straight at the screen, and his saliva was flowing down like a waterfall.
"You, give it to me, you!"
Zhu Bajie couldn't hold it back and snatched the tablet away, shaking with excitement.
"What is it, show me?"
Nezha was in a bottle and looked over curiously.
However, Lin Hai reached out and pushed his head away.
"Ahem, not suitable for children."
"Hahaha, little confused fairy, don't say anything anymore!" Zhu Bajie stood up.
Looking at Lin Hai, his eyes were filled with deep gratitude and he said excitedly.
"From now on, you will be my best buddy!"
"I'm leaving now, see you later!"
After saying that, Zhu Bajie hugged the tablet and drove away in the clouds impatiently.
The moment it took off, a strong wind blew up from the ground, making it difficult for people to open their eyes.
When the strong wind dissipated, Nezha was stunned, then jumped on his feet and yelled.
"Zhu Bajie, you dead pig!"
"It's okay to just eat and drink. Why don't you give it back and go get it?"
"I curse you to eat barbecue without adding salt for the rest of your life!"
Lin Hai looked at the empty ground and was speechless for a while.
Isn't this Zhu Bajie too greedy?
He even left and even took away the barbecue rack.
When the Jade Emperor and others saw this, they were surprised and happy.
"Hahaha, the Purifying Altar Messenger is so good!"
"Let's see how they can eat without the barbecue grill!"
Just as the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he saw Lin Hai wiping his mouth and saying.
"Nezha, I can't eat anymore."
"Next time, brother, let's have a treat. Let's have a good meal."
"I have to fight first."
Nezha heard this and nodded quickly.
"Okay, brother, you are busy."
"I go first!"
After saying that, Nezha stepped on the hot wheel, soared into the sky, and disappeared into the sky in the blink of an eye.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
When King Tota Li saw it, he couldn't help but became anxious and jumped on his feet and shouted.
"Nezha, don't leave!"
"There's a war!"
"Hit your sister and go sailing!" Nezha's voice echoed in the void.
King Tota Li was so angry that he kept jumping around and yelling curses.
"Drown you little brat!"
Without Nezha, King Li Tian suddenly became frightened.
This is how to do ah?
Don’t worry about others, this little confused fairy can’t figure it out on his own!
Buzz!
With a thought, Lin Hai once again held the three-pointed two-edged sword in his hand.
He pointed towards Li Jing and shouted loudly.
"Run it for me!"
"Kill!" the Fatian coalition forces shouted in unison.
With terrifying murderous intent, he rushed towards the heavenly soldiers and generals.
"Oh my god!"
"Run!"
Li Jing was so frightened that he screamed strangely, turned around and ran away.
When the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals saw each other, the commander-in-chief ran away, so what a slap in the face!
One by one, they dropped their weapons and ran away.
The Jade Emperor and all the heavenly officials were dumbfounded and confused.
"Here, what should we do?"
"Can you let them go back and make skewers?"
The Jade Emperor turned pale.
The heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals cannot resist it. Once they enter the Nantianmen, they will go straight to Huanglong.
When the time comes, won't he, the Jade Emperor, become a prisoner?
Damn it, why doesn’t Tathagata Buddha come?
"My dear friends, what should we do?" the Jade Emperor asked, sweating profusely.
At this time, Tu Xingsun suddenly stepped forward and said loudly, "Your Majesty, I have a plan to destroy the rebels!"
This chapter has been completed!