Chapter 3810 Asking a monkey is easy and sending a monkey is difficult
Half an hour later, Nezha and Huang Tianhua returned to the Jinluan Hall.
While walking, I was stroking my full belly, talking and laughing.
"I've had a lot of food today."
"Little Nezha, your barbecue skills are really incredible!"
Huang Tianhua looked unfinished and licked his lips.
"That's right, our barbecue has been around for thousands of years."
"My craftsmanship has long been perfected."
"Why do you think there are no dragons in the East China Sea?"
"Next time, when the Dragon King of the East China Sea gives birth to another baby, I'll treat you to barbecue Dragon Prince."
Nezha raised his chin and said proudly.
"Oh, I'll be waiting for you then!"
Huang Tianhua's mouth almost watered.
"Little bastard!"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea, who was standing in the Jinluan Palace, turned green when he heard these words.
Barbecue Dragon Prince!
Why don't you grill me?
Li Jing also looked embarrassed, thinking to himself that this guy didn't pay any attention to what he said.
If you let the Dragon King of the East China Sea hear it, what should you do if he doesn't give birth?
"Ahem, Nezha!"
"Your Majesty
Li Jing coughed lightly and quickly reminded him.
Nezha and Huang Tianhua realized that they had already entered the Golden Palace.
He quickly moved towards the Jade Emperor and saluted with clasped fists.
"See Your Majesty!"
The Jade Emperor's face was ashen, especially when he looked at the mouths of these two guys, there was still meat residue.
I was even more furious in my heart.
I asked you to invite Erlangshen. You guys are back after having a barbecue.
That’s not true!
"Nezha, Huang Tianhua!"
"Where is Erlang Shen Yang Jian, have you come?"
The two people heard this, shook their heads and said.
"He won't come!"
"Not coming?" The Jade Emperor suddenly became angry.
"Won't you think of a solution if I don't come?"
"We have found a way!" Huang Tianhua said.
"Yes, we even invited him to a barbecue, but he still didn't come."
Nezha said angrily at the side.
"Erlang Shen eats more than anyone else, but he just doesn't come."
"By the way, who can submit the invoice?"
Nezha said, took out a thick stack of heavenly invoices and asked the Jade Emperor.
What the hell!
The Jade Emperor almost vomited blood.
You set up your own stall to eat barbecue, and even issued an invoice?
Are you shameless?
Nezha didn't care whether the Jade Emperor was angry or not, his big eyes suddenly flashed and he started looking for the God of Wealth all over the world.
"Where has the God of Wealth gone?"
Nezha asked with a surprised look on his face.
A painful sound came from the ground.
"You stepped on my face!"
Nezha was startled and quickly looked down.
On the ground, he saw a river of blood flowing slowly.
A distorted face, being trampled under his feet, with a crooked mouth and slanted eyes.
"Damn, he is really the God of Wealth!"
Nezha quickly moved away and picked up the God of Wealth.
"Thanks."
The God of Wealth felt weak and thanked him.
"Hey, please submit the invoice!"
"Not much, fifty million merit points."
Nezha stretched out his little hand and handed the invoice to the God of Wealth.
puff!
The God of Wealth, who had just recovered, spurted out blood.
It turned into a river of blood again, flowing with sorrow.
"Hey, hey, you want to default on your debt?"
"Believe it or not, I killed all the dragons in the East China Sea!"
Nezha was unhappy and threatened him on the spot.
The Dragon King of East China Sea on the side almost went crazy.
"Little bastard!"
"You've gone too far!"
"The God of Wealth refuses to pay, what the hell are you doing to kill the Dragon Clan of the East China Sea!"
Nezha curled his lips and said with disdain.
"I want you to take care of it?"
"If he doesn't reimburse me, I will slay the dragon."
"When the ecological balance in heaven becomes imbalanced, it will be the God of Wealth's fault."
Damn it!
The Dragon King of the East China Sea and the God of Wealth all turned green.
What fallacy is this!
There is a close relationship between the two!
This little bastard is really difficult to deal with!
"enough!"
The Jade Emperor spoke majestically, his face turning purple.
Nonsense, simply nonsense!
Put the Jinluan Palace somewhere on the spot!
Let yourself, the Jade Emperor, still have no dignity at all.
"Nezha, Huang Tianhua, so you failed in inviting Erlang Shen?"
The Jade Emperor asked angrily.
"It's not considered a failure."
"It's just the scoring phase."
"Maybe if we have another ten or eight barbecues, we should be successful."
Nezha said with a nonchalant expression.
puff!
The Dragon King of the East China Sea almost lost his temper.
Another ten or eight meals?
The dragon in the East China Sea must die!
"Your Majesty, we can't let him do this again!"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea burst into tears and begged urgently.
"Nezha, you..."
Just as the Jade Emperor was about to reprimand him, Nezha suddenly looked surprised and ran to Sun Wukong.
"Hey, Sun Dasheng, why are you here?"
"Have you agreed to be a vanguard officer?"
"Ah, the third prince of Nezha, I, the old grandson, have come to greet him. This pioneer officer has been appointed, he has been appointed!" Sun Wukong said with a smile.
"That's great!"
"We can play together from now on."
"I'll treat you to a barbecue by the East China Sea after get off work."
When Sun Wukong heard this, his eyes lit up and he quickly thanked him.
"Ah, thank you very much!"
"I've long heard that the Third Prince's roasted dragon meat is a masterpiece in heaven."
"I, my grandson, have never had a good meal!"
"Wait a minute, Lao Sun will call Bajie over, that idiot can eat it."
Upon hearing this, Nezha immediately agreed happily.
"OK!"
"However, if you bring along the Jingtan envoy, one Donghai might not be enough."
"It's okay, I'll secretly skip work later and go to the South China Sea, West China Sea, and Beihai to buy some goods in advance!"
"That's it, hahahaha!" Sun Wukong looked happy.
The Jade Emperor and the Dragon King of the East China Sea were so angry that they turned pale, rolled their eyes, and almost foamed at the foam.
These two lawless people!
Did they start discussing illegal activities in the Jinluan Palace?
"Your Majesty, you have to make the decision for me!"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
Just one Nezha is enough to give him a headache.
If there is another Monkey King, there may never be peace in the world!
The corners of the Jade Emperor's mouth twitched and he was so angry that he could not speak.
Lawless!
So lawless!
Especially this little Nezha, in front of me, he said that he secretly skipped work without any hesitation.
Were you skipping work secretly?
It’s obviously fair and aboveboard!
At this moment, the Jade Emperor suddenly felt a little regretful.
It seems that he shouldn't invite Sun Wukong here.
Now that Sun Wukong is here, why does it feel like heaven is going to be in chaos?
Seeing Nezha and Sun Wukong squatting together, they began to discuss what seasoning to use.
The Jade Emperor covered his forehead and said weakly.
"You two should be quiet for a moment!"
"There is still a big thing that hasn't been done yet!"
"Oh, what's the big deal?" Sun Wukong raised his head and asked curiously.
"Is there a shortage of baking utensils?"
"Don't panic, don't panic, I will go to Tushita Palace later."
"Stolen Laojun's Bagua stove to roast the dragon meat. It's guaranteed to be delicious, hahahaha!"
"Your Majesty, I have something urgent and I have to go back home!" The Supreme Lord panicked.
Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to agree, he turned around and left.
I'm afraid that if I go back too late, the Bagua furnace will be gone.
"a ha ha ha!"
"This old man was scared away!"
Sun Wukong pointed at Taishang Laojun who was leaving in a hurry, rolling with laughter.
The Jade Emperor cried.
He really regrets it now.
"Ahem, Great Sage, I suddenly felt that it would be okay for the pioneer officer to let Nezha do it first."
"Otherwise, the Great Sage should go back to Huaguo Mountain."
The Jade Emperor would rather be defeated than keep Sun Wukong alive.
Who knows what kind of trouble this monkey will cause if he gets together with Nezha.
Maybe it will be very destructive to the Battle of Defeating Heaven.
Sun Wukong waved his hands without raising his head.
"No reply, no reply!"
"My grandson, I haven't had barbecue yet!"
"Third Prince Nezha, please continue."
"Let's eat barbecue. The first step is to slay the dragon. The dragon meat from the East China Sea is the freshest..." Nezha squatted on the ground, his eyebrows were dancing, and he was talking to Sun Wukong with gusto.
These two idiots ignored the Jade Emperor at all.
The Jade Emperor burst into tears and wished he could look up to the sky in pain.
Only then did he finally understand an ancient saying.
It's easy to ask a monkey, but hard to send a monkey!