Chapter 3812 Erlang God becomes an official
"Let's talk, we are all barbecue friends, don't be restrained."
Erlang Shen stroked his round belly and said.
Shen Gongbao narrowed his eyes and said with a smile.
"I see that Zhenjun spends all his time at the mouth of the Guanjiang River. He is a bit unworthy of his talents."
"Nowadays, the three realms are in chaos, the great catastrophe is coming, and heroes emerge in large numbers in the troubled times."
"True Lord has a lot of skills, why don't you go out of the mountain and fight against those armies that are attacking the sky?"
"Isn't it better than living in a corner here?"
After Erlangshen heard this, he sat up immediately and said as if he had a sudden enlightenment.
"It makes sense!"
"Thank you fellow Taoist for reminding me!"
"I will lead the troops out of the mountain tomorrow and join the army of Defeating Heaven!"
puff!
Shen Gongbao almost vomited out the dragon meat he had just eaten. Looking at Erlang Shen, the corner of his mouth twitched.
Mad, why doesn't this guy take the ordinary path?
What I mean, brother, is for you to fight against the army of the sky, not against the army of the sky.
Although they do the same thing, they have completely opposite meanings!
"Zhenjun, you are wrong, you are wrong!"
"What I mean is for you to go to the vanguard of the Heavenly Court and overthrow those armies that attack the Heavens."
"Yes, that's right!"
When Erlang Shen heard this, he couldn't help but frowned, glanced at Nezha secretly, and whispered.
"Fellow Taoist, you are not authentic!"
"Isn't that Nezha's job?"
"Nezha is setting up the barbecue for us, but I'm trying to get him to work?"
"No, no, this is too unethical!"
Shen Gongbao said with a smile.
"The True Lord is unaware of something. This catastrophe is extraordinary."
"Nezha alone can no longer hold on."
"We must attract someone who is good at conquering and fighting, and Zhenjun is the best choice!"
Erlang Shen shook his head again and simply refused.
"That won't work either. I don't want to work for that old Jade Emperor."
"Let him hire someone else!"
After saying that, Erlang Shen looked slightly annoyed and stood up with displeasure.
In fact, I don’t even want to watch the program of sunbathing after the barbecue.
With a dark face, he walked away.
When Shen Gongbao saw it, he immediately became anxious and shouted quickly.
"Fellow Taoist, please stay!"
Erlang Shen stumbled upon hearing this.
He turned around, picked up the three-pointed two-edged knife, and became angry on the spot.
"What the hell, are you going to use your ultimate move with me?"
"Believe it or not, I will chop you to death!"
Erlang Shen Yang Jian participated in the whole process of the Great Tribulation of the Gods.
How could one not know how terrifying the power of Shen Gongbao’s words, “Fellow Taoist, please stay?”
That is the number one killer weapon in the Battle of the Gods!
Even Taoist Lu Ya's immortal-killing flying knife was defeated.
Now, this old boy actually used it on himself?
Although Yang Jian, the Erlang God, has become a saint physically, basically no one can do anything to him unless the saint takes action.
But hearing this sentence still made him break into a cold sweat.
"Slip of the tongue, slip of the tongue!"
Shen Gongbao quickly took away the three-pointed two-edged knife on his neck and explained with a smile.
"Zhenjun, I let you be the vanguard officer, is it for your own good?"
"Get out, I won't listen!" Erlang Shen refused directly.
Damn it, when you deceived those people, who didn't say it was for their own good?
Now, use this trick with me?
There are no doors!
When Shen Gongbao saw this, he was not in a hurry, but sighed.
"True Lord, if you don't do it right, just do it right."
"No one forces you to do this."
'But, I just feel it's a pity!'
"What's a pity?" Erlangshen asked subconsciously.
"Of course it's a pity that Zhenjun, a hero, has been fighting Sun Wukong for countless years, and it's hard to tell the difference."
"But now, I'm going to be beaten down by Sun Wukong."
When Erlang Shen heard this, his eyes suddenly widened and he became unhappy.
"I was knocked down by that aggressive monkey?"
"Stop talking nonsense!"
"Haha, Zhenjun still doesn't know anything, right?" Shen Gongbao sneered.
"Sun Dasheng has now been granted the title and has become the pioneer official of Heaven."
"Now that I have a formal establishment, I am a member of the system."
"As the saying goes, the end of the universe is the universe."
"Sun Dasheng has established a system and is already a successful person."
"I have a high status, good welfare in heaven, and I don't have to worry about retirement."
"But Zhenjun, you are just a self-employed person in Guanjiangkou."
"Although it has hundreds of employees, it is still an idle vagrant and has no dignity."
"In all aspects, Sun Dasheng will be the one to overwhelm us. Don't you still admit it?"
What?
Erlangshen's eyes widened and he couldn't help being shocked.
Sun Wukong actually became the pioneer of heaven?
Isn’t this nonsense?
Didn’t that damn monkey work with Tathagata and become a fighting Buddha?
If a good foreign company executive quits his job, why do he find a part-time job again?
Have you even established a formal establishment?
seriously!
Erlang Shen's figure flashed and he was in front of Sun Wukong.
He raised his foot and kicked Sun Wukong, who was lying on the ground basking in the sun, and asked impatiently.
"Hey, hey, monkey grandson."
"Second Master, I heard that you have established an organization?"
When Sun Wukong heard this, he immediately became energetic.
He jumped up directly from the ground, beaming with joy.
"My Di'er, you are quite well informed!"
"I, Old Sun, am now the vanguard officer of Heaven."
"Well, it's the same position that little Nezha used to have."
"The great god of heaven!" Sun Wukong gave a thumbs up and said proudly.
"Here, you've really entered the system?" Erlangshen couldn't believe it.
"My dear, aren't you envious?"
"Ah hahaha, who makes me, my old grandson, so outstanding?"
"But don't be depressed, I, Old Sun, have become a high official in heaven."
"My Di'er, aren't you a proper second-generation official?"
"a ha ha ha!"
"Get out of here!" Erlang yelled angrily.
"I am not a second-generation official!"
After saying that, Erlangshen walked up to Shen Gongbao and said angrily.
"Shen Gongbao, didn't you just persuade me to go to the vanguard of the Heavenly Court?"
"Ben Zhenjun, I agree!"
"Really? That's great!" Shen Gongbao was overjoyed.
Erlang Shen glanced at Sun Wukong not far away angrily and curled his lips.
"Ben Zhenjun, you can't let that smelly monkey compete with you."
“Dang it!”
Shen Gongbao's eyebrows were dancing and he said to Erlang Shen.
"In that case, I would like to ask True Lord Erlang to follow me to the Jinluan Palace to resume his life!"
"Let's go, let's go now!" Erlang Shen picked up Shen Gongbao.
Without any explanation, he flew towards Jinluan Palace.
Everyone in the Jade Emperor has been waiting for several months, and they are all tired of waiting.
Some people even proposed to have a barbecue in the heaven when they were hungry, and eat barbecue while waiting.
If the Dragon King of the Four Seas hadn't been red-eyed and desperate, the barbecue rack would have been set up.
At this time, seeing Erlang Shen and Shen Gongbao landing in the Jinluan Hall, the Jade Emperor suddenly became energetic.
"Erlang Zhenjun, are you here to serve as a vanguard officer?"
Erlang Zhenjun glanced at the Jade Emperor coldly and said with a haughty expression.
"Let me state in advance that I don't care about this pioneer officer."
"It's just that I can't bear to see Monkey Sun getting so proud in front of me!"
"I'll be the pioneer officer!"
"Hahaha, great!" The Jade Emperor smiled.
All the gods and immortals were also very happy.
Now, with the two war gods Sun Wukong and Erlang Shen, they are no longer afraid even if the Heaven-defying army comes.
What they didn't know was that at this moment, Lin Hai had reorganized his army and assembled in the underworld.
The war is about to begin!
This chapter has been completed!