Chapter 3836 I’m not afraid, it’s just a good show
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At this time, the artillery bombardment by the Fatian army had stopped.
Everyone stared, watching what was happening on the field.
Soon, the light dissipated, revealing two embarrassed figures.
When Lin Hai saw it, he almost burst into tears.
I saw that in the head-to-head confrontation just now, neither Jiang Ziya nor Huanglong got any advantage.
Master Huanglong was covered in bruises, and his forehead was bruised by Jiang Ziya's magic whip.
Jiang Ziya was not much better, his Taoist robes were all turned into rags, and half of his beard was burned off.
Where is there a hint of immortality?
Now, the two people were pulling each other's hair out and wrestling with each other.
"let go!"
"Let go of me!"
The two people were dissatisfied and shouted angrily.
People on both sides looked at each other and shook their heads.
Damn it, how can he still look like a master?
It was obviously a fight between ruffians and scoundrels.
When Taiyi Kutianzun saw this scene, he looked at the snickering gods in the Jinluan Palace, and his face became a little uneasy.
I thought to myself, when did this old boy Jiang Ziya become so strong?
Although Huanglong is trash, he is still one of the Twelve Golden Immortals after all.
After the Conferred Gods War, I don’t know how many times I was fed Xiao Zao, and my strength has long been different from what it used to be.
Even compared to Zhao Gongming and Empress Sanxiao during the Conferred God War, they are almost the same.
How come you are so embarrassed against a weakling like Jiang Ziya?
But soon, Taiyi saved Ku Tianzun and suddenly understood.
Yes, although Jiang Ziya failed to become an immortal, he was left in the mortal world.
But by chance, he became the Lord of the Mortal Realm, and must have been recognized by Heaven.
It is very possible that heaven has sent great merit to him.
Only then did Jiang Ziya change his mind and gain the strength to fight against the Twelve Golden Immortals.
If this is the case, this old boy is really a blessing in disguise.
"Junior Brother Chi Jingjie, go and help Master Huanglong!"
Taiyi Ku Tianzun realized that with the help of Huanglong Zhenren, Jiang Ziya could not be defeated at all.
He couldn't help but give instructions to Chi Jingzhi, who was watching the fun on the side.
Chi Jing was stunned and his smile disappeared instantly.
"I go?"
Chi Jing pointed at his nose with a look of reluctance.
The people are enjoying his food, so why did he become an actor all of a sudden?
If you go up here, Jiang Ziya will hit you all over the head and pull out your hair, how painful it will be!
The point is, it's embarrassing.
"What nonsense are you talking about? If you don't go, who will?"
Taiyi saved Ku Tianzun and stared, thinking that there are only a few of the Twelve Golden Immortals left, and you are the weakest.
If you don't go, should I?
I really have no eyesight at all.
"Okay, okay, I'll go."
"Take care of Jiang Ziya and capture him easily."
Chi Jingzhi had no choice but to stand up, but he did not leave in a hurry. Instead, he smiled and said to the Jade Emperor.
"Great Heavenly Lord, I am going into battle to defeat the enemy."
"How about you send 100,000 heavenly troops?"
"Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid, I just want to save my face."
"The greater the ostentation, the higher the magic power of this immortal."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he thought it would be easy to handle.
Doesn’t it just require more people? Yes!
The Jade Emperor turned his eyes and looked at Taibai Jinxing.
"Tabai, I have to work hard for you this time."
"You lead the civil servants all over the sky and follow the red sperm to meet the enemy in front of the formation."
"Remember, you must create a pomp, shout slogans, and create an atmosphere."
"Assist the red sperm to increase their magic power to the extreme and annihilate the Tianfa army in one fell swoop."
When Taibai Jinxing and other civil servants heard this, they were so frightened that they almost knelt on the ground.
"Great Heavenly Lord, you absolutely must not do this!"
All the civil servants hurriedly spoke and said urgently.
"I am all civil servants and are not good at fighting."
"If I go to the front of the battle, I'm afraid I won't be able to come back."
"Please, Great Heavenly Lord, take back your life."
When the Jade Emperor heard this, his eyes suddenly widened and he scolded.
"presumptuous!"
"What's wrong with the civilian officials? Who stipulates that civilian officials can't go to the battlefield?"
"Besides, I didn't ask you to fight, I asked you to be the atmosphere team!"
"Does the atmosphere team understand?"
"When you get to the front of the formation, you just need to wave the flag and shout, sway your waist and hips, and use your words to show off."
"Of course there are red sperm among the rest."
"You are afraid of a ghost!"
When Chi Jingjie heard this, he immediately suggested.
"If you are afraid of ghosts, you can bring Marshal Wen with you."
When Wen Qiong heard this, her brows stood up and she said to her heart, "Thank you grandma!"
I managed to escape from the battle with great difficulty, and my heart rate is still not normal.
Are you trying to get me here again?
There are no doors!
In order to take the initiative, Wen Qiong coughed lightly and said.
"Ahem, Your Majesty, when it comes to catching ghosts, there are people who are far more proficient than me."
"That is the master of our ghost-hunting world, Zhang Tianshi, who commands our awe and is admired by all generations."
"Zhang Tianshi's magic of talismans can subdue ghosts when he sees it, and he can beat people to death and turn into ghosts and subjugate them again. It can be said that he is famous in the underworld for thousands of years. The king of hell has to call him "Sheng Ye" when he sees it.
"It's better to let Master Zhang take action, it will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."
Zhang Tianshi, who was closing his eyes to rest his mind, suddenly opened his eyes when he heard this.
Damn it, does this war have anything to do with catching ghosts?
Who made the topic go astray?
Zhang Tianshi walked out with a calm expression and bowed towards the Jade Emperor.
"Your Majesty, I suddenly noticed that the top of Thor's head was green, which was particularly dazzling."
"There must be a cuckold ghost in the house."
"For the sake of the harmony of the God of Thunder and the Mother of Lightning, and for the good weather of the three realms, I can no longer stand idly by."
"I will go to Lei Shen's house and have an affair... cough, get rid of the ghost, and say goodbye!"
After saying this, Zhang Tianshi ran away without waiting for the Jade Emperor's consent.
The God of Thunder was beside him, feeling moved.
This Heavenly Master is really warm-hearted and interesting. He is simply a best friend in life.
What is even more valuable is that he cares about the people of the three realms. He is obviously an official who catches ghosts, but he cares about things that are going smoothly.
Such good people are rare anymore.
"Master Zhang, go ahead with peace of mind."
"Mother Dian is at home. I went to give you the secret code. The secret code is...Lao Zhang next door!"
Wen Qiong was standing aside, dumbfounded.
Damn it, can it still be like this?
Mad, I learned, I learned!
"Ahem, Your Majesty, I suddenly noticed that the top of Thor's head was green, which was particularly dazzling."
"There must be a cuckold ghost in the house."
"For the sake of the harmony of the Thunder God and Lightning Mother, even more..."
boom!
Marshal Wen shook his head and before he could finish speaking, Thor directly pushed him to the ground and gave him a blast with a hammer.
Does he have any copyright? You just copied Zhang Tianshi's lines?
Zhang Tianshi was so eager to help him, but he couldn't allow others to copy him behind his back.
Well, don't ask why.
Because he, the God of Thunder, is also a very particular person.
The Jade Emperor has black lines all over his head, and these idiots are just fucking with chicken feathers.
Why is the painting style becoming more and more wrong?
Yes, because of those civil servants!
I asked them to go into battle and wave the flag and shout, but they changed the topic one by one. It was really annoying.
At this moment when Taiyi saved Ku Tianzun, he was also a little anxious.
These people in heaven don’t do human affairs.
Look at the front of the battle, Huang Long’s hair is almost gone, and you are still making fun of him.
"Red sperm, take action quickly!"
Taiyi Kutianzun couldn't bear it any longer and directly gave orders to Chi Jingjing.
When the Jade Emperor saw him, everyone came to help him, so he couldn't be too timid.
"Taibai, lead all the civil servants in the sky, and go to war with the red sperm!"
"Who dares to be nagging again, the town will order Master Zhang to go to his house to catch the cuckold!"
Damn it!
This sentence silenced all the civil servants. None of them dared to say any more, and they all followed Chi Jingjing and rushed out.