After thinking about what kind of red envelopes to send to these funny gods in heaven, Lin Hai did not rush to prepare, but chatted with Taishang Laojun privately.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Laojun, there is a third condition, have you not forgotten it?
Taishang Laojun: The third condition? What third condition? You actually dare to ask me three conditions? Who gave you the courage to ask me three conditions? (There is an annoyed expression behind)
Lin Hai looked at Taishang Laojun's reply and directly covered his forehead.
Damn it, here we go again!
Little Confused Fairy: Stop pretending to be confused! It’s boring.
Taishang Laojun: Are you confused? Look at your immortal number. How courageous do you have to say that others are confused? (There is a contemptuous expression behind)
"Uh..." Lin Hai was speechless for a while.
Little confused fairy: Don’t be useless. One of the slots in your WeChat store is free for me to use for three days. You promised me before, so don’t lie.
Taishang Laojun: When will I promise you, can I have evidence when I speak?
"I'll fuck you, uncle!" Lin Hai cursed secretly, the Taoist ancestor actually refused to admit his fault!
Lin Hai directly found the previous chat history and sent the screenshot to Taishang Laojun.
Little confused fairy: Is there anything else to say? (followed by a look of contempt)
Taishang Laojun: Ahem, as we get older, we tend to forget easily...
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, I'll start using it today. It's ready for me.
Taishang Laojun: What are you going to sell? Elixir? Kung Fu? Nene? Photo album?
puff!
What a mess, the photo album has been sorted out, this old man is not serious!
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: You will know in a moment.
Lin Hai got up, washed up, went out, got in the car, and went to the supermarket in the city. After wandering around the snack area for a long time, his eyes finally brightened.
"found it!"
When he got home, his mother had already prepared breakfast. Lin Hai ate briefly and moved several large boxes of things he bought from the car back to his room.
After closing the door, Lin Hai took out his mobile phone and opened the Tianting trading group again.
"Damn it, there were hundreds of messages in such a short time, these funny guys are really busy."
Lin Hai pulled the message to the top, wanting to see what topics they had talked about while he was out for a while.
Erlang Shen: The little confused fairy has prepared red envelopes for everyone. It’s pointless for us to just wait. How about playing a game?
Nezha: Okay, okay, what game to play?
Erlang Shen: To play Idiom Solitaire, I come first, I have a far-sighted vision! (I have three eyes!)
Sun Wukong: Make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! (Who dares except me, old Sun, ah, who dares!)
God of Wealth: Congratulations on getting rich! (Hey, if you want to get rich, you know how to do it)
Mo Liqing: The God of Wealth is a fool! (Hey, you all know this better)
puff!
After reading only a few of them, Lin Hai burst out laughing.
Damn it, God of Wealth is such an unlucky person, no matter whether it is bubbling or not, there are always people complaining about it.
Sure enough, the God of Wealth immediately became anxious!
God of Wealth: @魔里青, are you sick?
Mo Liqing: Yes, I am sick, do you have any medicine?
God of Wealth: Medicine for your sister!
Mo Liqing: I have a sister, Mi, but I have three brothers, all of them are rough and arrogant men. What, do you want to be gay?
Mo Lihai: @财神, you want to have sex with us? (followed by a drooling expression)
Mo Lihong: @财神, are you attacking or accepting?
Moli Shou: @财神, enemy, do you mind if the four of us brothers come together? (There is a shy expression behind)
God of Wealth: I'll fuck your sister, you fagots!
Mo Lihai: @财神, that’s annoying. I’m waiting for you in the bamboo forest in the back mountain.
Mo Lihong: @财神, I hate you. They are also waiting for you in the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain.
Moli Shou: @财神, that’s annoying. I’m waiting for you in the bamboo forest at the back of the mountain with my brothers.
Mo Liqing: @财神, stop pretending, come out and have fun, let’s all be gay together!
God of Wealth: @马里青, @马里红, @马里海, @马里肖, all of them should be killed by me, I don’t want to be gay!
Mo Liqing: @财神, no, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.
Mo Lihai: @财神, no, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.
Mo Lihong: @财神, no, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.
Moli Shou: @财神, no, what are you pretending to be? He is obviously a gay.
God of Wealth: Bastards, you four bastards! I curse your poor naked butts!
System prompts: The God of Wealth's qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism is reduced by 10 years.
Seeing this, Lin Hai couldn't help laughing, and was speechless for this God of Wealth.
Every time these funny guys chat, they seem to bring along the unlucky God of Fortune, who has vomited blood so many times.
Erlang Shen: Stop making trouble, you have ruined a good game, start over!
Nezha: This time I will come first, with three heads and six arms! (Haha, I must be awesome.)
Taibai Jinxing: I will close my eyes and rest my mind. (I have always been calm and motionless as a mountain)
Zhu Bajie: My magical powers are vast! (Haha, you are talking about me, Old Pig, isn’t it, Sister Chang’e?)
Sun Wukong: Make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace! (Ahaha, my old Sun is awesome!)
Erlangshen: Damn that dead monkey, find another one, don’t keep saying this!
Chang'e: @孙武公, it's just, it's worse than before.
Thundergod: @ Monkey King, okay, stop showing off, this one doesn’t count, change it to another one!
Sun Wukong: Are you jealous of my grandson? My grandson has great supernatural powers and can turn the Heavenly Palace upside down. Who among you can? Ah, who can!
Taishang Laojun: @Sun Wukong, if you play harp again, I will go and invite Tathagata Buddha.
Zhu Bajie: That’s right, that’s right, please invite Tathagata Buddha! (followed by a snickering expression)
Sun Wukong: @ Zhu Bajie, damn idiot, which end of the world are you from? Ah, beg for a beating!
Zhu Bajie: I am the sister of Chang'e. (There is a shy expression behind)
Erlangshen: @孙武公, don’t play anymore, or you’ll be replaced by someone else.
Sun Wukong: Huh, you are jealous. Then I, the old grandson, will change to another one and the path will be unified! (I, the old grandson, have already reached this state, @二郎神, my son, you are a step too late.)
Lu Dongbin: What a talent! (I use this word to describe it. Fairies don’t have any objections, right?)
Mother Dian: Wow, brother Dongbin is excited, come to my house tonight, that damn god of thunder is on night shift. (There is a shy expression behind)
Thor: Ah Dian, what are you talking about! (Followed by a look in the eyes)
Erlang Shen: Don’t interrupt, we have a lot of talents, continue on, who’s coming?
Mo Liqing: I'll take it, the God of Wealth is a fool!
God of Wealth: @魔里青, I am your sister! It will never end!
Mo Liqing: I have a sister, Mi, but I have three brothers, all of them are rough and arrogant men. What, do you want to be gay?
System prompts: The God of Wealth's qi is depressed and attacks the heart, he vomits blood and is injured, and his Taoism is reduced by 10 years.
When Lin Hai saw this, he almost laughed. If this continues, the God of Wealth will vomit blood and die sooner or later!
"Okay, let's give the stuff to these idle guys."
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: I'm back, everyone is ready to grab red envelopes!
After Lin Hai sent the message, the group fell silent for an instant. Everyone seemed to be staring at the screen and preparing to grab it.
Lin Hai opened the box and then scanned one of the boxes!
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun received your red envelope!
Red Boy received your red envelope!
Erlangshen received your red envelope!
Chang'e received your red envelope!
Jiutian Xuannv received your red envelope!
…
The Dragon King of the East China Sea has received your red envelope, and your red envelope has been collected.
Lin Hai smiled knowingly as he watched the funny guys in the Tianting trading group grabbing their red envelopes one by one.
Now that the hair has been sent out, whether the subsequent plans can come true depends on whether these funny gods are good at it.
Nezha: The guy giving out red envelopes is so handsome! (Picture emoticon)
Erlangshen: Can you send another one? (Picture emoticon)
Chang'e: Moma! (picture expression)
Mother Dian: You are giving out red envelopes behind my back again. (Picture emoticon)
…
Zhu Bajie: I wish my boss JJ will grow bigger and bigger! (Picture emoticon)
Mo Liqing: I wish my boss a successful date tonight! (Picture emoticon)
In the group, the screen was flooded again in an instant. Those who had grabbed it and those who hadn't grabbed it jumped out one after another.
It was lively for a while, and then it calmed down. At this time, the red boy appeared.