Lin Hai quickly opened the Qiankun bag and read the instructions.
Escape Pill: invisible and invisible, unable to detect ghosts and ghosts, lasts for 2 hours.
"Damn, isn't this what is commonly known as invisibility?"
Lin Hai was pleasantly surprised.
"Made, if that damn fat guy Wang Peng finds out about this, he will definitely eat it immediately, rush into the women's bathhouse, and watch the women take a bath."
"Huh? There is a line of small words below: Invalid if taken below Jinxian."
Your sister! She’s cheating! Lin Hai was immediately discouraged.
No need to ask, as a mortal, he must be in the ranks of those who take it ineffectively.
Lin Hai was too lazy to withdraw it, so he exited the Qiankun bag and saw that the Tianting chat group was in chaos again.
Jiutian Xuannv: The person handing out red envelopes is so handsome! (The one behind is pointing upwards)
Thor: Thank you boss (expression of kneeling and kowtow)
Day Travel God: Damn, why did Mao not rush to give out red envelopes when I was on duty (crying expression)
Night Traveler: How do you say I am catching up on my sleep (crying expression)
Barefoot Immortal: @张国老, can you sell the Yuanling Pill you grabbed?
Zhang Guolao: Already taken (laughing expression)
Barefoot Immortal: @张国老, damn! (expression of contempt)
Erlangshen: @太上老君, sun, don’t send it in the morning, don’t send it in the evening, send it at this time... Oh, you actually made the monkey steal the peach, how insidious it is!
Sun Wukong: Haha, my son, how do you feel about the pain in your balls? @太上老君, 老耿, do it again, do it again!
These two guys never forget to grab red envelopes and send them via WeChat when they fight. Lin Hai expressed that he was very convinced.
Taishang Laojun: @All members, from now on I will send out red envelopes in the group once a day. If anyone violates the group rules by posting advertisements, I will cancel the red envelope distribution for that day.
Tieguai Li: Resolutely crack down on the behavior of indiscriminate advertising!
Taibaijinxing: Resist small advertisements, start from around you, start from me!
Chang'e: Any act of randomly posting small advertisements is just hooliganism.
Erlang Shen: Whoever is posting the advertisement will let Roaring Sky Dog go to his house for dinner.
Roaring Dog: Woof!
Sun Wukong: If anyone dares to post an advertisement again, I will ask him for a private package!
…
All of a sudden, these funny gods expressed their opinions one after another, and even the few people who had just posted the advertisement shamelessly joined in.
There is no way, the red envelope from Taishang Laojun is too tempting.
The second class is self-study.
Lin Hai was playing with his cell phone when the classroom suddenly became chaotic. The students were whispering to each other and seemed to be talking about something excitedly.
Lin Hai looked up and saw Liu Xinyue standing at the door, looking around.
Liu Xinyue also saw Lin Hai, smiled sweetly, and walked in.
"Damn it! Liu Xinyue, the innocent school beauty, why did she come to our class and who did she come to see?"
"She doesn't have a crush on me and wants to confess to me, right?"
"Fuck you, look at your toad face, it's almost as good as my confession."
The male animals in the class were drooling and lustful.
Zhao Lei's eyes widened, especially when he saw Liu Xinyue walking in his direction with a charming smile on her face, his whole body felt numb.
"Haha, Liu Xinyue is here to find me!"
"Think about it, except for me, who among the poor people in this house is worthy of a beauty like Liu Xinyue."
"Come on, goddess, come into my arms!"
Wang Ting stared at Liu Xinyue with her eyes gloomy and annoyed.
Today, Liu Xinyue wore a white chiffon top and a pair of denim shorts, which outlined her perfect figure. As her body moved, she felt a youthful atmosphere, which was very charming.
Of course, for Wang Ting, this is not the main thing.
What made Wang Ting almost crazy was that she and Liu Xinyue actually wore matching clothes!
Yes, it’s a matching shirt!
Originally, Wang Ting's appearance was considered to be above average. With this fashionable dress, she looked even more youthful and beautiful. Wang Ting herself was very satisfied.
But after wearing the same clothes on Liu Xinyue, Wang Ting immediately became eclipsed.
Especially when someone started to switch their eyes between her and Liu Xinyue, Wang Ting felt like a clown, wanting to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.
"Liu Xinyue..." Zhao Lei stood up three steps away from Liu Xinyue, and greeted Liu Xinyue with a flattering smile.
Zhao Lei's actions almost made Wang Ting angry. He tried to hook up with another girl in front of her. What kind of trouble was this?
However, Wang Ting did not dare to get angry and could only swallow her anger, otherwise a wealthy young man like Zhao Lei would dump her in minutes.
Liu Xinyue turned a blind eye to Zhao Lei, passed him directly, and sat down next to Lin Hai.
"Holy shit, what's going on?"
"Liu Xinyue actually came to see Lin Hai. This, this is unscientific..."
"Just now Wang Ting said that she dumped Lin Hai. Now it seems that this is not the case."
"That's right, if Lin Hai has Liu Xinyue, why would he care about her? She must have been dumped."
"Have you noticed that Wang Ting's clothes are actually the same as Liu Xinyue's? There must be a story in it."
For a moment, the classroom was in a state of chaos.
Wang Ting was stunned when she saw that Liu Xinyue actually came to see Lin Hai.
Then, an inexplicable feeling of humiliation came over me.
Especially when she heard people talking about her, Wang Ting stood up.
I don't have the nerve to stay any longer.
Zhao Lei glared at Lin Hai fiercely and followed him out.
He had no shame in being left alone by Liu Xinyue.
"Why are you here?" Lin Hai was surprised.
"Can you do me a favor?" Liu Xinyue whispered.
"Say it, I have no choice but to go up to the mountain of swords and to the sea of fire. Even if it means selling my body, I will do it without any hesitation." Lin Hai said with awe-inspiring righteousness.
"Don't be such a mouthful." Liu Xinyue chuckled, and then said seriously, "I went back and thought about it for a long time yesterday. The reason why your song yesterday had such a good effect is probably because you adopted a very unique way of pronunciation."
puff!
When Lin Hai heard this, he almost fell off his stool.
Damn it, can you guess this?
As expected of a music student, I found the key point after listening to it only once.
"Yes, it is indeed a unique way of pronunciation."
"Then can you teach me?" Liu Xinyue looked hopeful.
"What are you talking about?" Lin Hai looked angrily, "Brother, I am a dignified man of seven feet. I am a prostitute but not an artist!"
"I hate it, tell me if you can!"
"able!"
"real?"
"But I have a condition."
"What's the condition?"
"Be my girlfriend."
"Get out!" Liu Xinyue lightly punched Lin Hai.
"Damn it, they were whispering and flirting. It seems that Liu Xinyue was really taken over by Lin Hai."
The seemingly intimate behavior of the two people made people think a lot.
"Seriously, do you teach or not?"
"What's in it for me?"
"What benefit do you want?"
"I just said it." Lin Hai spread his hands.
Liu Xinyue bit her lips lightly, and stared at Lin Hai with her two beautiful eyes slightly angrily.
When Lin Hai saw it, he couldn't continue the joke, otherwise Liu Xinyue would be really anxious.
But before Lin Hai spoke, Liu Xinyue spoke first.
"Okay, I promise you!"
"What!" Lin Hai was confused now.
"You, are you dedicating yourself to art?"
Liu Xinyue said nothing, but her eye circles were red.
"What's going on?" Lin Hai panicked, "I'm joking with you, I'll teach you unconditionally."
"At 7 p.m., I'll be waiting for you in the vocal practice room of the Music Department."
After saying that, without waiting for Lin Hai to answer, Liu Xinyue stood up and left the classroom.