Lin Hai looked at the so-called dragon scale armor in front of him and wanted to cry without tears.
Your sister, little Nezha!
It’s not good to make it look like anything, it’s not like it’s like a bellyband.
You can’t run around wearing a bellyband every day, so just let others wear bellybands too.
It's only red. How do you want your brother, a grown man, to wear it?
No wonder they took the initiative to find me and made such a fake, no one would buy it.
No, definitely return it!
Little confused fairy: Nezha, I want to return the goods! (an angry expression)
Nezha: While slaying the dragon, we’ll talk about it later if there’s anything else!
Your sister!
Lin Hai read the reply and became even more angry.
Who said just now that he would never slay a dragon again?
Who said that this dragon scale armor might be out of print!
Damn you, uncle!
Lin Hai suddenly felt that he had been cheated!
Looking at the bellyband in his hand, Lin Hai felt worried for a while.
There is no place for them to put it. It seems that the Qiankun Bag can only be extracted, not recycled.
What should I do?
By the way, I can't send you a new moon.
In Lin Hai's mind, the scene of Liu Xinyue wearing a red bellyband and looking at him shyly appeared.
"Hehehehe." Lin Hai laughed lewdly.
He or she, that’s it!
Thinking of doing it, Lin Hai sent a message to Liu Xinyue.
"Xinyue, what are you doing? I'm giving you a gift!"
After a while, Liu Xinyue's message came back.
"I'm practicing singing, we'll talk about it tonight."
Then, there was no sound.
Damn, where do you put this bellyband?
Lin Hai felt depressed for a while.
Just as he was thinking about it, there was a bang, the door was pushed open, and Wang Peng walked in.
"Eh? Haizi, why didn't you go to class... Pfft!" Wang Peng said halfway before he started to complain.
"Hahahahaha..." Wang Peng pointed at the red bellyband in Lin Hai's hand, holding his stomach and laughing.
Lin Hai's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot.
"Laugh at your sister, laugh at me!"
"Oh, you're laughing me to death, you're laughing me to death." It took Wang Peng a long time to regain his composure.
"Haizi, where did you get this red bellyband from? You didn't come from the girls' dormitory, did you?"
"Follow your sister!"
"Haha, if you still don't admit it, isn't it because you prepared to wear it yourself?"
Lin Hai became even more depressed after hearing this.
Damn it, my brother bought it to wear it himself. Who would have thought it was just a bellyband?
Wang Peng took out his cell phone, clicked, and took a photo of Lin Hai.
"Damn it, why are you taking pictures?"
"Nonsense, such an interesting thing, of course it should be posted on WeChat Moments!"
"Your uncle's..."
Lin Hai was very depressed. After a while, a photo of Lin Hai holding a red bellyband appeared in Wang Peng's circle of friends.
I have to say that the speed of information dissemination in the circle of friends is really fast. After a while, this photo was passed on to me and spread throughout Jiangnan University.
Someone even posted it on the forum, and the lyrics are even more amazing.
Exclusive reveal - the handsome boy is actually a boring man, and the singer Lin Hai loves red bellybands
Okay, they are famous again.
Lin Hai looked at the so-called exclusive news posted on the forum that was filled with embarrassment and pure fabrication. He was so depressed that he wished he could torture that damn fat guy Wang Peng a hundred times.
Ding dong!
Liu Xinyue's information.
"You, you like wearing bellybands?"
puff!
It spread so fast.
"Xinyue, if I said that bellyband is the gift I want to give you, would you believe it?"
After a while, Liu Xinyue's message was sent.
"It's really annoying. How do you know that people like to wear bellybands?"
Nani!
Lin Hai's eyes almost bulged out!
Liu Xinyue likes to wear bellybands? Is there such a thing?
"I think I have a good connection with you," Lin Hai said nonsensically.
"I wear a bellyband to bed every day, just like pajamas."
I scratched my head, this is really a mistake!
"I'll send it to you in the evening, and show me how to wear it then." Lin Hai had a drooling expression hanging behind him.
"I don't want to!" Liu Xinyue made a shy expression.
While we were chatting, the phone rang.
"Huh?" Lin Hai looked like a savage girl!
It was Liu Xinqing calling.
What does this little girl want from me?
When the phone was answered, Liu Xinqing's voice seemed a little urgent.
"Come to the door of No. 1 Middle School, hurry up." After saying that, the call was hung up.
Damn, it'll be okay.
Lin Hai went downstairs, got in the car and ran to No. 1 Middle School.
Jiangnan No. 1 Middle School is not far from Jiangnan University, only five minutes away.
As soon as he got off the bus, Lin Hai saw Liu Xinqing surrounded by a group of girls with colorfully dyed hair.
The girl in the lead had red hair and a cigarette in her mouth. She kept pushing Liu Xinqing with her hands.
Damn it, what's going on?
Lin Hai quickly got out of the car and rushed over.
"What are you doing!" Lin Hai pulled Liu Xinqing behind him.
"Who the hell are you, Liu Xinqing, this kid can't be your wild man, right?" The red-haired woman blew out smoke at Lin Hai very arrogantly.
Damn it, Lin Hai couldn’t believe it!
It seems that I have only been out of high school for a few years, but why are all the girls in high school so crazy now?
"Boss Hong, don't talk nonsense, this is my brother-in-law!" Liu Xinqing said from behind Lin Hai.
Damn it, the little girl finally changed her name to brother-in-law!
Don’t call me a stinker!
Made, just call me brother-in-law, I will take care of this for you!
"Tell me, what do you want to do with Xiaoqing?" Lin Hai looked carefree and lit a cigarette for himself.
Don’t you little kids in high school yearn for the appearance of a big brother in society? Then let me show you how you behave.
However, Lin Hai didn't know that he looked like a big brother. He just looked like a street gangster.
"Made, this little slut Liu Xinqing dares to steal a man from me. I have to shave off her slutty face today!"
Nani!
Lin Hai's eyes almost fell out!
Oh my God, that's so fucking crazy!
This little girl actually learned how to steal men from others. How old is she this year?
Lin Hai suddenly felt that a gap had opened between him and these high school students.
Alas, Lin Hai sighed secretly, he is old!
"Brother-in-law, don't listen to his nonsense!" Liu Xinqing quickly defended.
"Liu Zhiqiang just came over and asked me a question today. After class, she talked about us, we..."
"Okay, I get it!" Lin Hai understood immediately.
I just figured out what to do. Lin Hai had a headache.
If this was a group of boys, it would be easy to handle whatever they said. The worst they could do was give them a slap in the face and leave with Liu Xinqing.
But what happened to be surrounding him and Liu Xinqing was a group of female bastards!
What should I do? There is no way to start.
At this moment, a girl holding a cigarette pushed a thin boy into the circle.
"Boss Hong, I brought Liu Zhiqiang here."
When Lin Hai heard this, he quickly looked over, wanting to see who this young man who made the elder sister in front of him so jealous was.
Let me go, this face with beards looks very rough.
But if a beard grows on a macho man, it can add a bit of masculinity.
But for him to appear on the body of a skinny and withered little guy like Liu Zhiqiang is a bit nondescript.
Lin Hai suddenly felt that the vision of this red boss was really unusual.
At this time, Liu Zhiqiang spoke.
"Boss Hong, please spare me. I really just want to ask Liu Xinqing a question."
Poof! Hahahaha...
It's okay not to say anything, but when Liu Zhiqiang said this, Lin Hai burst into laughter!
Your sister is still a sissy. Are you worthy of your big beard?
"Fuck! If you dare to laugh at my strong family, sisters, beat him up!"