Sun Wukong: Hehe, the things that I, the old Sun, gave me are unique in the three realms, and this is the only one!
Lin Hai is so excited. It is unique to the three realms of Mader. This is so awesome and such a rare treasure.
Little confused fairy: Send it to me quickly from the great sage (a drooling expression behind)
Sun Wukong: Ah, don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious, I’ll send it to you now.
Ding dong!
Sun Wukong sends you a monkey hair.
Looking at the prompt message on the phone screen, Lin Hai had a dark look on his face.
Damn it, is this unique to the Three Realms?
You must have hundreds of millions of these things on your body.
Little confused fairy: Haha, I didn’t expect the great sage to be so humorous.
Sun Wukong seemed to understand the meaning of Lin Hai's words and hurriedly explained.
Sun Wukong: I am telling the truth. Among the three realms, I am the only stone monkey. So my monkey hair is unique to the three realms, hahahaha...
Damn, what you said makes sense!
Little Confused Immortal: Then Great Sage, what is the use of this monkey hair?
Sun Wukong: Ah, it is very useful. It can be used to blind eyes and transform 300 monkeys.
puff!
Your sister!
If my brother is fine, why did he turn into 300 monkeys and come out? Playing with monkeys!
Lin Hai suddenly felt that this great sage could be quite a trick sometimes.
Sun Wukong: Fellow Taoist, I'm going to smoke a cigarette first. I can't wait any longer. Let's talk later.
Damn it, Lin Hai opened the storage bag and wanted to see if this monkey hair had any other function besides turning into a monkey.
As soon as he opened it, Lin Hai's face turned dark.
Your sister, damn monkey, tell me where he pulled this hair from and why it is curly. Tell me the truth. I will never beat you to death, brother!
What a cheat!
Sun Wukong's monkey hair: can transform into 300 people, and the strength is one thousandth of the person who uses it.
Damn it, isn't this equivalent to 300 clones?
Lin Hai is happy! What a baby!
Damn, I was almost played by a dead monkey.
If you think you are a monkey, then others are also monkeys.
See how to use it.
How to use: Just imagine the appearance of the changed person in your mind.
Huh? Can’t you just change yourself? Doesn’t that mean you can change whoever you want?
If you think about how Liu Xinyue looks without clothes, hehehehe...
Lin Hai smiled evilly.
Just as he was thinking about Liu Xinyue, the phone rang suddenly, which startled Lin Hai.
"Savage girl?" Liu Xinqing opened it.
"Hey, Boss Hong called me just now and asked you to take Ahua with you when you pick me up from school tomorrow. If she said she couldn't see a dog, she would beat you into a dog."
puff!
Damn it, I provoked someone.
But this dog can do it. He conquered those female gangsters by acting cute.
I was so anxious to have a date with this dog.
"Sister-in-law, I have a name. Can you please stop nagging me?"
"Okay, you bastard!"
Okay, Mad, you might as well say hello.
After hanging up the phone, Lin Haixian was bored.
Look around to see if there are any pretty girls or anything like that.
After a search, let alone tell me, there really is one.
"Chu Lin'er, the distance is 12 meters."
Damn it, isn’t this the next door?
On the left is Peng Tao's house, which is now empty.
That should be the one on the right.
Looking at the avatar, she is a very coquettish-looking beauty wearing a green ancient dress with her hair pulled up.
Just one glance made Lin Hai feel excited.
What a stunner.
Huh? Why does it look so familiar? It seems like I have seen it somewhere.
He was probably an actor. He was dressed in ancient costume and looked familiar to me. He must have seen it on TV somewhere.
Look at the personalized signature again: The King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch, but I dare to keep you until the fifth watch!
Damn it, this guy is so awesome that it makes Hula Mountain ring.
Looking at it.
Chu Lin'er, a person nearby, greeted you.
Hey, this girl is quite proactive.
Lin Hai looked at the greeting message.
"Add me, hurry up!"
Damn it, what's going on? You're in such a hurry, don't you want to have a date with me?
"What for?" Lin Hai didn't approve, but replied directly.
"Dry!"
Phew, Chu Lin'er's reply almost made Lin Hai bleed.
Damn it, brother, that’s not what I meant!
But this girl is straightforward enough. How horny is she?
Although Lin Hai was also very perverted, he wasn't the kind of person who was greedy for food. He put down his phone and was not going to pay attention to her.
"Aren't you going to do it? Add me and I will kill you!"
Chu Lin'er sent another greeting message.
Damn it, so fierce!
Lin Hai secretly thought.
"Hey, if you have the guts, let me pass! My aunt has been looking for you for a long time!"
What, what, what? You have been looking for me for a long time? Lin Hai is a little confused!
Could it be that this girl has been secretly in love with me for a long time?
"Hurry up and let my aunt pass, otherwise you will go to the eighteenth level of hell!"
Lin Hai curled his lips and returned to the eighteenth level of hell. Do you think you are the Lord of Hell?
"Aren't you a man? You don't even dare to add a friend. You are so useless!"
Damn it, Lin Hai can't bear it anymore!
Damn, this all goes to the level of whether you are a man or not.
Are all women in the hookup world so crazy these days?
pass!
As soon as Lin Hai passed by, Chu Lin'er's message was sent.
Chu Lin'er: I finally found you, I have to chop off your claws! (Followed by three angry expressions)
Nani? What's going on? Do hookups always start like this now?
Lin Hai was a little confused.
Little confused fairy: Are you going to play SM?
Chu Lin'er: What is SM? (a questioning expression behind)
Pretend, just pretend for me!
Lin Hai curled his lips.
Chu Lin'er: Stop talking nonsense. Where are you? My aunt is looking for you! (A series of angry expressions behind)
Damn it, this girl is taking too much initiative.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sister, are you too impatient? If you haven’t seen it before, brother, I won’t be able to adapt to it.
Chu Lin'er: Never seen it? I peeled off your skin and got to know your bones! Your shabby avatar, my aunt recognized it at the first sight!
avatar?
Lin Hai's avatar is a photo taken last year when a movie adapted from a fairy tale novel was looking for extras at their school, and Lin Hai participated in the extras.
Little confused fairy: Are you sure you know me?
Lin Hai was also a little unsure.
Could it be that this Chu Lin'er is also the actor who filmed with me last year?
It's very possible!
Lin Hai had thought of Chu Lin'er as an actor before, and had a preconception that he and Chu Lin'er might actually know each other more and more.
But why does this Chu Lin'er seem to have so much hatred for him?
Chu Lin'er: Tell me quickly, where are you! If you don't tell me, I will search every house one by one and dig deep to dig you out!!!
After Chu Lin'er sent the message, without waiting for Lin Hai's reply, she walked out of the villa with an angry look on her face and got into a villa in the opposite direction to Lin Hai.
Ahua was lying down bored in the kennel when she suddenly saw Chu Lin'er floating out, and she was frightened.
Suddenly jumping up, Ahua ran to Lin Hai's door and started scratching her hard.
"Damn it, this damn dog is scratching the door again."
Lin Hai is so angry, why does he have such a bad habit!
After slamming the door open, Lin Hai kicked Ahua in anger.
"Tick your sister, scratch her!" Lin Hai yelled.
"Dad, there really is a ghost next door to you. She has come out and is..."
Ahua suddenly realized that Lin Hai didn't seem to listen to him at all. She was dumbfounded as if she had seen something terrible.
Ahua turned around with a puzzled look on her face, and then her little eyes suddenly widened!