After finishing the conversation with Sun Wukong, Lin Hai didn't know why, but he thought of Fairy Yaochi again, and what she said to him about his previous life.
Opening Fairy Yaochi's WeChat account, Lin Hai hesitated for a moment and then sent a message.
Little confused fairy: Fairy, are you there?
After a while, Fairy Yaochi's message came back.
Fairy Yaochi: Humph, not here!
Lin Hai stared at the screen and couldn't help but smile. The little policewoman Xu Tian who looked the same as Yaochi Fairy suddenly appeared in his mind, looking cute and angry.
"Why do you think of her?" Lin Hai shook his head.
Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, let’s get down to business. How is the sales of Meimeida Super Facial Mask in Heaven? I haven’t gotten any of the profit yet. (There is a pitiful expression behind it)
Fairy Yaochi: You couldn’t get it in the first place. (followed by a humming expression)
"I'll go, little girl, what do you mean, you want to eat alone?" Lin Hai sat up suddenly, feeling a little unhappy.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Hey, Fairy, you are not being righteous now. We agreed that we would cooperate and share the profits, and you would take the lion’s share. Doesn’t it suit your beautiful and noble temperament?
While Lin Hai was questioning, he also didn't forget to flatter him at the end. Women have to be coaxed, and goddesses are probably the same. Maybe when they feel good, they will give themselves the share.
Fairy Yaochi: It’s not that I’m unjust, it’s that I didn’t sell it at all.
"Ah?" Lin Hai was confused for a moment. He hasn't sold it for so long. Doesn't he have no market in heaven?
Little confused fairy: What's going on?
Fairy Yaochi: I have used one tablet myself. Although the effect is very average, it has no use other than keeping the face moist. But I don’t know why, using this thing seems to be addictive. If I don’t use one tablet every night, I will feel sad.
It will feel like something is missing.
Little Confused Fairy: So, you used it all yourself and didn’t sell it at all? (followed by a tearful expression)
Fairy Yaochi: I haven’t used it all, but I found that it is a good thing for female fairies. It seems that they are naturally more dependent on this stuff, so I decided not to sell it to the outside world. I will give it to the Queen Mother as a gift on her birthday.
, if she likes it, then I will immediately sell it in the name of the same style as the Queen Mother’s birthday. Then the fairies will definitely flock to it, and I can sell it at a better price!
Lin Hai looked at the long message sent by Fairy Yaochi, and his eyes almost bulged out in surprise.
"Nima, this girl definitely has the potential to be a profiteer!" Lin Hai never expected that Fairy Yaochi would even use her star power, and she was so brave that she dared to ask the Queen Mother to be her free spokesperson.
Lin Hai had to give Fairy Yaochi a big thumbs up in his heart!
Little confused fairy: Fairy is so talented! Little fairy admires it!
Lin Hai thought for a while and decided to ask Fairy Yaochi again about his past life.
Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, last time you said, what happened in my previous life?
After Lin Hai asked, he felt nervous and stared at the phone screen without blinking. Unfortunately, after waiting for more than ten minutes, Fairy Yaochi did not reply.
Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, speak, don’t run away!
Little confused fairy: Fairy, are you still there?
Little confused fairy: Hello, fairy, are you asleep?
Little confused fairy: Beauty, get up and pee!
…
"Alas." Lin Hai sighed, seemingly unable to ask anything else.
However, this matter was like a big stone, pressing on Lin Hai's chest. If he didn't understand it, it would be really uncomfortable.
"How about asking Chang'e?" As soon as the idea came to Lin Hai, he immediately found Chang'e's WeChat account.
Little confused fairy: Fairy, are you here?
Chang'e: Here, here, why, do you miss me? (There is a shy expression behind)
"Um..." Lin Hai rolled his eyes. The personality of Chang'e in Heaven seems a bit different from Liu Xinyue's.
Liu Xinyue is the pure and virtuous type, while Chang'e seems to be the playful and cute type. Although Lin Hai also knows that although what Chang'e said is very ambiguous, it is all a joke. Whoever takes it seriously will lose. But if it were Liu Xinyue, Lin Hai
I firmly believe that she will never be able to tell.
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Yes, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep alone. (There is a drooling expression behind it)
Lin Hai also joked with Chang'e.
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Little confused fairy: Fairy Chang'e, can I ask you something?
Chang'e: What's the matter? You're not asking about someone's privacy, are you? (There is a shy expression behind it)
Lin Hai sweated violently. My brother wanted to ask, but he knew it all with his butt. If I really wanted to ask you, you would have seen a ghost if you could tell me.
Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, how can we gods know our identity in previous lives?
Chang'e: Why do you ask this?
Little confused fairy: It's okay, I'm just curious. I want to know who I am in my previous life, so that in this life, I can be suave, handsome, talented, and become the man that thousands of girls dream about.
god!
Lin Hai grinned and admired himself fiercely.
Chang'e: Geez, your face is almost as shameless as Zhu Bajie's! (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)
Little Confused Fairy: Fairy, do you know?
Chang'e: You asked the right person. I really know a little bit about this.
When Lin Hai saw him, he was immediately overjoyed. If he could know who his previous life was, then Liu Xinyue's previous life, Xu Tian's previous life, etc. could all be found. Then all the mysteries would naturally be solved.
Little confused fairy: Fairy, tell me quickly!
Chang'e: What's the benefit of people telling you? (There is a shy expression behind)
Little Muddle-headed Fairy: Whatever you want, I’ll give you whatever you want, even if I promise you my life! (There’s a smirk on the back)
Chang'e: I hate it, what a beautiful idea! I told you, can you give me a few packs of spicy strips? I really like them, but the ones sold in Tianting WeChat store are too expensive. (There is a cute expression behind it.
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Little Confused Fairy: Is this even a big deal? Didn’t I say last time that I have enough control over you, Fairy? Just wait!
As Lin Hai spoke, he directly took out a whole box of spicy strips from the Qiankun Bag and sent them to Fairy Chang'e.
Ding dong!
You sent a box of spicy strips to Fairy Chang'e.
Chang'e: Wow, I got it, thank you, thank you!
Little confused fairy: Which one of us is following whom? Why are you so polite?
Ding dong!
You sent a box of Sprite to Fairy Chang'e!
Lin Haita wanted to know how to check his past life, so he sent Fairy Chang'e a box of Coke to bribe her.
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Lin Hai couldn't care less about teasing Chang'e now and hurriedly edited the message and asked urgently.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Fairy, tell the little fairy quickly, the little fairy is really curious.
Chang'e: Don't worry, I just overheard Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor whispering about the method of checking past lives.
"Laojun and Jade Emperor?" Lin Hai was delighted. What these two giants were talking about must be reliable.
Chang'e: However, I only heard a few words. It seems that to check the past life, you need to use a treasure from the underworld. Unfortunately, the underworld is now isolated from heaven and cannot be checked, so you may be disappointed.
"The treasure of the underworld? Hahaha!" Lin Hai was so happy. Who said he would be disappointed? Heaven can't contact the underworld, but my brother can. Not only can he, he also knows the princess of the underworld!
With Chu Lin'er's relationship, borrowing a treasure shouldn't be a big deal!
Little confused fairy: Thank you fairy, little fairy knows!
Just when Lin Hai wanted to ask Chu Lin'er, Fairy Chang'e's message came over again.
Chang'e: Well, can you give me another eggplant? It's thicker and longer than the one last time. (There is a shy expression behind it)
puff!
Lin Hai looked at it, and his heart suddenly felt hot.
Little confused fairy: Well, fairy, are you lonely?