Chapter 770 A murder caused by a piece of information
When Taishang Laojun said this, Sun Wukong, who had already laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, immediately jumped out.
Sun Wukong: Hey! You stupid gods keep saying that my old grandson stole the gift. Do you have any evidence? Ah, do you have any evidence!
The King of Tota: @SunWukong, great sage, stop making trouble. Among all the gods in the sky, who else but you can steal our gifts without knowing it?
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @Sunwukong, great sage, stop making trouble. Among the gods in the sky, who else but you can steal our gifts without knowing it? +1
Barefoot Immortal: @ Monkey King, Great Sage, stop making trouble. Among all the gods in the sky, who else but you can steal our gifts without knowing it? +2
Mo Lihai: @孙武公, Great Sage, stop making trouble. Among all the gods in the sky, who else but you can steal our gifts without knowing it? +3
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Seven Fairies: @ Monkey King, Great Sage, stop making trouble. Among all the gods in the sky, who else but you can steal other people’s inner clothes without anyone noticing... Bajie seems to be able to!
puff!
When Lin Hai saw this with his mobile phone, he burst out laughing.
Damn it, Zhu Bajie is in trouble.
Sure enough, Zhu Bajie jumped out when he saw this.
Zhu Bajie: @七仙女, Sister Fairy, although I, the old pig, do have this ability, I really didn’t steal it from you. Yesterday, Chang’e, Dian Mu, Yaochi Fairy, and Baihua Fairy replaced them, and I, the old pig, stole them all.
The only thing I didn’t steal from you was because I was late, and someone took action first. (There is an innocent expression behind)
Chang'e: @ Zhu Bajie, you damn pig, return it as soon as possible. What you stole belongs to the Jade Rabbit, and the Jade Rabbit's buttocks are so bare that a ring of hair is missing! (There is an annoyed expression behind it)
Baihua Fairy: @ Zhu Bajie, Brother Jie, stop making trouble. I have already bought thirty pieces of underwear this month. Even big merchants can’t help you stealing like this. (There is a tearful expression behind)
Dian Mu: @ Zhu Bajie, dead ghost, does it smell good? (There is a shy expression behind it)
Fairy Yaochi: @Everyone, I’ll treat everyone to a roast pig tonight! (Behind is a bloody kitchen knife)
Jade-faced Fox: @ Zhu Bajie, Brother Zhu, my Nenei is also missing. Is it you who did it? Can you give it back to your sister?
One after another, the female fairies jumped out and hugged Zhu Bajie. They were originally asking about the lost gifts, but they were immediately led in a different direction.
Taishang Laojun: @Everyone, ahem, um, all the female fairies and Marshal Tianpeng, please communicate privately. Let’s focus on the gifts.
Taibaijinxing: @太上老君, don’t you have a treasure that can be used to search for any item in heaven? Take it out and check it to see if the lost items of the immortals are with Sun Wukong, wouldn’t you know?
Tota Li Tianwang: Yes, it will be clear after checking it!
Erlang Shen: That’s right, let’s see how the monkey denies it when the time comes!
Chang'e: I think it's good to check it out!
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Seeing the requests from all the immortals, Taishang Laojun had no choice but to agree.
Taishang Laojun: In that case, let’s check it out, Monkey, do you dare to let me check it?
Sun Wukong: Why don't you dare? Just check, just check! I don't do anything wrong, and I'm not afraid of ghosts calling the door!
All the immortals despised you, you just did something wrong, how dare that ghost come to your door? You will die!
Taishang Laojun: Okay, then I will start checking now! Please tell me the name of the item!
"Nine-turn glass bottle!"
"Purple gold finger ring!"
"Seven treasures and jade as you wish!"
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Many gods reported the lost items to Taishang Laojun. Taishang Laojun used magic weapons to check the location of the items.
The immortals waited eagerly and sneered in their hearts. They were sure that the thing was with Sun Wukong. They would check it out soon and see what the monkey said.
Taishang Laojun: Hey, I can’t find the nine-turn glass vase! I can’t find the purple gold ring! I can’t find the Qibao Jade Ruyi...
After a while, Taishang Laojun searched all the treasures, and found that the traces of each item could not be traced. How strange and strange!
"No way?" All the immortals were shocked.
Sun Wukong: Hey, you stupid gods, you keep saying that my old grandson stole your things, but now it is found that they are not here with me, how do you explain it, eh?!
All the gods panicked all of a sudden. They had wronged Sun Wukong, a monkey who was not easy to deal with. If he failed, he would have to suffer a lot.
Lin Hai looked at Sun Wukong pretending to be angry, and felt funny in his heart.
Everything has been transferred to my brother's place. This is the mortal world. No matter how powerful Taishang Laojun's magic weapon is, how can it be found even if the immortals and mortals are separated from each other?
Just when the immortals were on tenterhooks and didn't know what to do, suddenly the Seven Fairies appeared.
Seven Fairies: @太上老君, Laojun, there is one more thing you haven’t checked yet. (There is a shy expression behind it)
Taishang Laojun: Seventh Fairy, what did you throw away?
Taishang Laojun asked in the group without looking at the chat history carefully before.
Seven Fairies: What I lost are black silk shorts. (There is a shy expression behind)
"Uh..." Taishang Laojun was a little embarrassed, but this still needs to be checked.
Taishang Laojun: Okay, I’ll check it for you right away! The results will be displayed in the group!
Ding dong!
Soon, a message popped up.
Group message: Black silk shorts, located under Sun Wukong’s quilt.
"Holy shit!" Lin Hai and Sun Wukong were stunned almost at the same time. They had calculated so hard that they had forgotten this. Lin Hai regretted that he should not have sent it to Sun Wukong just now.
Taishang Laojun: @Sunwukong, monkey, what else do you have to say!
Sun Wukong: How could I, the old man, steal such a thing? Bajie came to my place to drink yesterday and left this behind after he got drunk.
Zhu Bajie: @ Monkey King, Brother Monkey, you... (followed by a desperate expression)
"Haha!" Lin Hai suddenly laughed. This monkey was in too much trouble. The incident was exposed and Zhu Bajie was directly blamed.
"So that's it!" The immortals nodded one after another, believing Sun Wukong's words deeply, and began to criticize Zhu Bajie verbally and writtenly, and Zhu Bajie once again took advantage of him.
Zhu Bajie explained to the group for a long time, but no one believed him at all. He also listed a lot of his glorious deeds in the past, but instead left the real culprit Sun Wukong aside.
Lin Hai looked at Zhu Bajie who was having difficulty distinguishing himself, and felt a sense of emotion in his heart.
"This is the result of a bad reputation and numerous criminal records..."
Zhu Bajie: Okay, stop talking, I just admit it!
It seemed that Zhu Bajie couldn't explain clearly, so he had to resist. Lin Hai was amused that an unjust case was just revealed.
Zhu Bajie: I stole it, okay? But I didn’t intend to steal it at first. Someone promised me millions of merits and asked me to steal it for him!
King Tota Li: Is there still this thing? Who is that person?
Moli Qing: Yes, I want one pair of pants for a million dollars. Who is this rich man?
Seventh Fairy: Really, I still have a lot of them here. I’m selling them at a loss. I don’t need one million, but I’ll give them all to you! One hundred thousand merit points, you can’t buy them and suffer losses, you can’t be fooled...
Nezha: Come on, tell me, you are so generous, who is that person?
The group was suddenly in chaos again.
Zhu Bajie: Who can earn a million merit points just for a pair of pants?
Erlang Shen: Damn it, God of Wealth!
Lei Gong: Yes, I guessed it too. No one else can afford this price except him!
Red Boy: It must be him. There can be no one else!
Giant Spirit God: The perfect God of Wealth!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: The God of Wealth did it and didn’t run away!
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All the blame was immediately pointed at the God of Wealth.
God of Wealth: You uncle, shut up everyone, I didn’t steal, and I didn’t pay anyone to steal!
Zhu Bajie: Do you believe it?
Erlang Shen: If you don’t believe it, he must be the God of Wealth!
Nezha: If you don’t believe it, he must be the God of Wealth! +1
Giant Spirit God: If you don’t believe it, he must be the God of Wealth! +2
Barefoot Immortal: If you don’t believe it, he must be the God of Wealth! +3
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God of Wealth: Ahhhhh! Shut up, you bastards!!!
Ding dong!
Group news: The God of Wealth's Qi is depressed and his heart is vomiting blood. His moral conduct will be reduced by ten years!
Lin Hai looked at the group messages and burst out laughing, holding his stomach.
Damn, this unlucky God of Wealth, everything can happen to him in the end, causing him to vomit blood and get injured.
Does this count as a murder caused by a conspiracy?