"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk," Lin Hai surrounded the words on the desk and marveled.
"Good calligraphy! Good calligraphy! It can be called an eternal masterpiece!" Lin Hai gave a thumbs up to the calligraphy fairy.
"Hmph, it doesn't matter what you say, it's such a wonderful work, but it was destroyed by your hands!" The book fairy snorted coldly, and became even more angry.
"Huh? Senior, where did these words come from? I think this point, far from ruining the painting, actually has the finishing touch." Lin Hai said nonsensically.
"Humph, that's nonsense!"
"Senior, if you don't believe me, please take a look!" As he said this, Lin Hai flicked his clothes in a pretentious manner.
Uh... Damn, I forgot that I was wearing Xian'er's clothes.
It was originally a very cool move, but with this outfit, it looked more like a clown.
"Senior, your calligraphy is vigorous and majestic. It can be said to be a painting of iron and a silver hook. It shows your strong will and broad mind. It can be said that you are full of energy and energy!" Lin Hai knew shit about calligraphy, and he was talking nonsense at that moment.
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"Humph, you have some eyesight!" Lin Hai's words made the book fairy feel proud.
"However, your word also has a shortcoming, that is, it is too strong. Just like your personality, you are upright, straightforward, and upright. You must know that it is easy to break when you are strong." Lin Hai shook his head.
"Humph, that's right. I, the book fairy, have always been upright and don't like hypocrisy. I always do one thing and two things, and I never make any twists and turns." The book fairy raised her head and looked very aloof.
Damn it, how shameless!
Lin Hai almost vomited. He was just talking nonsense here in order to survive. It was so exciting that this book fairy had the audacity to cooperate here.
"Senior's words are wrong. The so-called relaxation, the way of civility and martial arts, and the combination of hardness and softness can reveal the true qualities of a hero. Just take this point as an example. Although the iron-blooded and loyal heart written by senior is so heroic, it lacks a trace of human touch."
"Human touch? Huh, this is the first time I heard that there is a human touch in calligraphy."
"Yes, it is humaneness and iron-blooded loyalty. It expresses the heroic spirit of serving the country and the people. But heroes are short-tempered and children love each other. Only having pride but no tenderness is incomplete. But with this added, it is different. You
Come and see!”
Lin Hai pretended, pointing at the entire calligraphy sheet like an expert.
"With this, the entire calligraphy's extremely rigid style was immediately softened, and the two merged into one, perfectly embodying the chivalrous and soft-heartedness of the predecessors. Isn't it perfect?"
"This..." Shuxian frowned and thought, "It seems to make some sense."
Lin Hai was overjoyed when he heard this. Ma De had finally deceived this idiot. If he kept talking, he would have no words.
"Humph, okay, let's assume you pass." The book fairy brushed his sleeves.
Yay, great!
"Then, senior, have you passed the third level of the assessment?" Lin Hai asked expectantly.
"Assessment?" The book fairy was stunned, "What are you thinking about? The assessment hasn't started yet."
puff!
Lin Hai almost squirted, your sister, what you just said was in vain.
"I heard that in the first two levels, you defeated the Qin Demon and the Chess Master in the fields they are good at. Do you also want to compete with me in calligraphy?" the book fairy said with great interest.
Compared to calligraphy? Compared to your sister!
He didn't even recognize his brother's two strokes of spider crawling, so how dare he try them out?
Isn’t that seeking death?
"Made, if the calligraphy fairy really competes with calligraphy, then I will definitely fail."
Lin Haizheng was thinking when the book fairy spoke.
"Haha, you want to compete in calligraphy, but I won't let you do it. Our assessment today has nothing to do with calligraphy. Haha, how about it? Aren't you very disappointed?" The calligraphy fairy had a proud smile on his face, as if he was together.
It's all within your control.
Disappointed? Disappointed, uncle!
Lin Hai was so happy.
Ma De, I want to compete in calligraphy? Who wants to compete in calligraphy? Is that his grandson!
However, Lin Hai pretended to be shocked on the surface, and then looked decadent.
When the book fairy saw this, she felt even more proud.
"Hmph, how can you guess the thoughts of my book fairy? Today's assessment is..."
Lin Hai's heart tightened, Mu De must not take the exam on something he doesn't know or understand.
The book fairy raised her chin with a proud look on her face, "The content of the assessment is to guess the stones!"
"Haha, how about it, you didn't expect it, did you? Hahahaha!" After saying that, the book fairy laughed loudly.
Lin Hai was immediately stunned.
Mad, I really didn’t expect that!
Your sister, this is an assessment that affects my brother’s life and death. Please, can you be more serious?
Are you using a child's game like guessing stones to decide?
It's so damn unreliable.
The book fairy picked up a small stone directly from the ground.
Putting the stone on the table, the book fairy's hands suddenly moved.
Lin Hai was dazzled for a while, the speed of the book fairy was too fast.
"Bah!" Shuxian pressed his hands on the table and stopped.
"Guess, guess which hand the stone is in, you will win." An imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of the book fairy's mouth.
"Fuck, how could you guess this? I couldn't even see the speed just now." Lin Hai was stupid.
"Huh? No, don't you have clairvoyance? Damn it, why did you almost forget about this?"
Lin Hai said silently in his heart: Open your heavenly eyes!
A layer of blue mist filled Lin Hai's eyes, and the next moment, the Shuxian's hands turned transparent.
"Haha, the celestial vision really works!" Lin Hai was pleasantly surprised.
But after taking a closer look, Lin Hai was immediately confused.
"Hey, are you sure? If you are sure, just guess quickly." The book fairy urged with a wicked smile on her face.
Guess your sister! Guess!
Lin Hai was very angry!
Made, are you playing tricks on your brother? Your brother is your ancestor!
"Senior Shuxian, why don't you guess first? If you guess yes, I will lose. If you guess no, I will win. How about that?" Lin Hai smiled and said.
When Xian'er heard this, she suddenly panicked.
"Owner……"
Lin Hai waved his hand to stop Xian'er from continuing.
"Alas!" Xian'er stamped her foot anxiously.
This new owner seems to be a very smart person, why did he suddenly become stupid?
This stone is already in the Shuxian's hand. You want him to guess first?
Could he not know which hand the stone was in?
What is the difference between this and simply admitting defeat?
When the book fairy heard this, his face was stunned, and then he asked with a smile: "Are you stupid? Let me guess myself? You might as well say you give up the assessment."
Lin Hai looked calm and said with a smile: "Senior, just guess, if I lose, there will be no problem."
"Hmph, how can I bully a junior like you? You guess first!"
"No, senior guess first!"
"Guess first!"
"Senior, guess first!"
…
Xian'er looked dumbfounded nearby.
What's going on with these two people?
"Okay!" The book fairy finally couldn't help it anymore, "I set these rules. You must guess first. If you don't guess, you lose!"
Your sister!
Lin Hai cursed secretly.
Isn't he a scoundrel?
"Quickly guess, I'll count to ten, if you still don't guess, you lose!" the book fairy said with a stern look.