Chapter 908 Can I get a refund? Ill call you daddy!
Lin Hai laughed so hard that his stomach hurt. Isn't it good that this unlucky God of Wealth has been unconscious all the time? Why should he wake up? It's better now. He vomited out another mouthful of old blood, and his ten years of Taoism were gone.
After three minutes of silence for the God of Wealth, Lin Hai started the subsequent auction!
However, from the success of the first two auction items, Lin Hai also saw that these things that mortal women like are also very popular in heaven. Lin Hai was too lazy to choose, and just took out one and started auctioning it.
The third auction item was a blue peacock-shaped hairpin. It was many times more beautiful than the shapeless hairpins in Heaven. It was taken away by the Peacock Fairy for 50,000 merit points. This shape was simply designed for her.
, but there are no other gods competing for it.
Then, the fourth item, the fifth item, the sixth item... In a short time, twenty or thirty items were photographed. As soon as each item was taken out, it was immediately robbed by the gods.
They had never heard of or seen these women's things. The male gods wanted to take pictures of them and give them to the Queen Mother, while the female gods wanted to take them for their own use. The auction prices continued to reach new highs, which made Lin Haile's mouth twisted.
After taking another photo, Lin Hai took out the next item.
"Uh... sanitary napkin!" Lin Hai was a little confused because he didn't know if the fairies in the sky were hundreds or thousands of years old. Do they still have aunts?
"Forget it, let's go out and try it first!"
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: sanitary napkins, menstrual products for women, easy to use, soft and hygienic!
Lin Haisheng was afraid that these gods would not know how to use them, so he found some pictures of sanitary napkin instructions on the Internet and sent them together.
As a result, as soon as Lin Hai finished posting the message, the group immediately became lively again.
He Xiangu: Ouch, it’s so annoying. Are you trying to embarrass me to death? (There is a shy expression behind)
Chang'e: @小狗仙, you are so bad, you actually auction such a thing!
Dian Mu: @小狗仙, did you also invent this? You are so talented! (followed by a drooling expression)
Zhu Bajie: @小狗仙, I, the old pig, won’t accept anyone, so I will accept you! How did you come up with such a shameless thing, I, the old pig, like it so much! (There is a thumbs up expression behind it)
Taibaijinxing: Ahem, that’s offensive! (followed by a sweating expression)
Nezha: What is menstruation? Can you eat it?
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @Nezha, I can’t eat it, but I can drink it! You can go home and ask your mother for it!
Tota Tianwang: @东海龙王, 草, what the hell are you talking about, are you looking for trouble? @Nezha, fuck him!
Nezha: I’m going home right now, pumping up Hot Wheels, and then going to the East China Sea to fuck him!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: @特太天王, I guess it’s just a joke, what’s more? Stop your little brat quickly, he can really do what he does!
MoLiHai: @小狗仙, please tell me the starting price. I can’t wait. The four of us haven’t bought anything yet!
Mo Li Qing: That’s right, hurry up! After the auction, we have to go to the East China Sea to watch the show.
…
Lin Hai thought about it, this sanitary napkin is a consumable item, and it is unlikely to be auctioned. It is better to set a price close to the people and sell it directly, and then put it in the Tianting WeChat store, and the water will flow.
Little confused fairy: A pack of sanitary napkins is priced at 1,000 merit points!
"I'll wipe it, it's so cheap?" The gods have been used to the heavenly order of the items in front of them, and they are a little uncomfortable for a while. Moreover, it is a fixed price, so whoever is faster will get it!
However, this thing makes these immortals somewhat hesitant. After all, they are from China's feudal society or even slave society. They became immortals during the primitive society. Their minds are not so open. Women's menstruation has made it difficult for them to talk about it, let alone
Let’s talk about these menstrual supplies.
As a result, the immortals hesitated, and suddenly a message appeared in the group.
Mo Li Qing: I want 10,000 merit points!
As soon as Moli Qing finished sending the message, Taishang Laojun jumped out immediately.
Taishang Laojun: @魔丽青, congratulations, everyone will snap up the photo! 10,000 merit points, this sanitary napkin belongs to you! You are awesome, you are the best! Immediately transfer the merit points to me, sanitary napkin bag
You take it home! (followed by a thumbs-up expression)
Mo Li Qing: Huh? Hehe, Laojun has given you the reward, but I secretly tell you that among the four of our brothers, I am the smartest! I will transfer the merit points to you right now!
Lin Hai looked at the exchange between Taishang Laojun and Mo Liqing, and suddenly felt confused, and then couldn't help laughing.
Damn it, this is too bad for Taishang Laojun. I am afraid that Mo Liqing will react and deceive him in the first place.
Ding dong!
You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Taishang Laojun!
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun transfers 8,000 merit points to you!
Mo Lingqing: Haha, I finally took the photo. I will give this pack of sanitary napkins to the Queen Mother as a birthday gift tomorrow!
Erlang Shen: @马利青, idiot, you were fooled, hahahaha!
Zhu Bajie: So stupid, hahahaha, this old pig is laughing so hard!
Seven Fairies: @魔礼青, brother, are you here to make a joke?
Lei Shen: @魔礼青, you are still laughing, you have been tricked by Laojun!
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Mo Li Qing: What do you mean, are you jealous of me because you saw me taking photos of sanitary napkins?
Mo Li Hai: Damn, I understand, this time the price is 1,000 merit points, not an auction, I’ll give it a try!
Magic Red: @魔礼青, you are paralyzed, you are screaming without seeing clearly!
Mo Lihai: It’s over, what a big loss. I didn’t expect that with our brothers’ superb IQs, we would make such low-level mistakes. Sure enough, tigers also take naps! How can we survive in the high-IQ world in the future!
Mo Li Qing: @小狗仙, can you give me a refund? I’ll call you dad! As long as you return it to me, I can get rid of it... you know! (There is a tearful expression behind)
…
After working on it all afternoon, Lin Hai auctioned out almost fifty or sixty items before the auction ended!
Those who took pictures were naturally filled with joy, while those who didn't can only sigh and continue to worry about what gifts to give to the Queen Mother tomorrow. These were not within the scope of Lin Hai's concern.
Ding dong!
Just after coming out of the Heavenly Trading Group, someone suddenly chatted with him privately. When Lin Hai saw it, it was Chang'e!
Chang'e: Do you still have that, um, sanitary napkin? (There is a shy expression behind it)
Little confused fairy: Yes, what's wrong?
Chang'e: Yes, can you sell me a pack? (followed by a face-palming expression)
Little confused fairy: What is it used for?
"Uh..." Lin Hai said it without thinking. He was speechless for a while. Didn't he ask knowingly? What else could the fairy do if she wanted sanitary napkins?
Chang'e: I hate, hate, hate, you are so bad! (Behind is the expression of a little girl stamping her feet shyly)
Little confused fairy: Is menstruation coming?
Lin Hai asked tentatively.
Chang'e: Oh my, I'm so embarrassed! I won't buy it!
"I'm going, right?" Lin Hai was surprised for a while. No matter how hard he understood, he understood that Chang'e was indeed menstruating, but what he didn't expect was that Liu Xinyue was also in the past two days, and the two of them didn't even know how to do this.
Synchronize!
"If Xinyue and Chang'e are not the same person, I won't believe anything I say!"
Chang'e said she didn't want it anymore, which was because she was embarrassed. Naturally, Lin Hai didn't take it seriously, so he took out a pack and handed it over.
Ding dong!
You sent a pack of sanitary napkins to Chang'e.
Ding dong!
Chang'e transfers 1,000 merit points to you!
Chang'e: Thank you, goodbye! (followed by a shy expression)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: You're welcome, just tell me about your experience after using it. (There is an expression covering your mouth and laughing)
Chang'e: Bah, bah, bah, you are such a bad guy, I will ignore you! (followed by a face-covering expression)
After teasing Chang'e, Lin Hai unknowingly had a smile on his face. Then he saw a large number of merit points in his wallet and couldn't help but become curious again.
"What is the use of this merit point?"
Except when he first joined the group, Lin Hai saw that the gods all used merit points to buy things, and listened to the gods chatting. The wages they paid were also merit points. The Lin family naturally understood that merit points were the currency of heaven, equivalent to the mortal currency.
Money in the world is the same.
But these gods, all of whom have great magical powers, should have everything. Why are some gods, like the four generals of the Demon Family, so poor that they don't even have to wear pants? Where do they spend their merits?
Lin Hai vaguely felt that this merit point was not simple, it should be able to buy something very important!
With his head full of questions, Lin Hai directly found Sun Wukong’s WeChat account.
Little confused fairy: Great Sage, are you here? May I ask you something?