Chapter 956 The inheritance of the Eight Immortals
"Um..." Lin Hai was stunned when Xian'er asked him this. He really didn't know what the magical effect of this awesome acquired treasure plane bead was, and where was the cow?
"Why, isn't the master clear?" Xian'er asked with a puzzled face.
"Well, I just know that the dharma body can be projected to any plane, but it can only be used once every five hundred years." Lin Hai had no choice but to take out the information in his mind and see if Xian'er understood it.
"Dharmakaya projection?" Xian'er couldn't help but exclaimed, her face full of shock.
"What, Xian'er, do you know what this means?" Lin Hai asked anxiously.
"Yeah!" Xian'er's face was excited and she nodded, "I heard it from the previous master."
"Oh?" Lin Hai's eyes lit up, "Then tell me, what's the magical use of it?"
"Xian'er only heard from the previous master that plane projection is a great supernatural power. Only Tathagata Buddha and Taishang Laojun can do it. The dharma body can project any place in any world and have insight into everything in the world. Nothing can escape the eyes of dharma!"
"Uh..." Lin Hai was a little confused after hearing this, and still didn't quite understand what it was for.
"Xian'er, can you be more simple?"
"Let me tell the master, with this plane bead, you can view any place on any plane at will, just like you are there in person."
"Is that so?" Xian'er said this, and Lin Hai understood immediately.
But after understanding, Lin Hai scratched his head again.
"To put it bluntly, it can be viewed on a map. What's the use of it?" Lin Hai suddenly felt that the function of this magic weapon seemed to be useless. It was not practical at all. How could it be worthy of such a high level as the acquired treasure?
Xian'er smiled slightly and shook her head.
"It is very useful. It may not be useful to ordinary people, but it is very important to those who control a world. But Xian'er doesn't know the specific purpose. She just heard it mentioned by the previous master."
"Oh, okay!"
Lin Hai looked helpless. His excitement when he learned that it was an acquired treasure suddenly dissipated.
Looking at the plane, for Lin Hai, it would be more practical to have a three-pointed two-edged sword or something like that.
With a thought, Lin Hai left the holy realm, lay down in the room to rest, and once again thought about finding exercises for his disciples.
"Oh, look at what this sect leader does, what a hard life he has!"
Lin Hai shook his head, opened his phone, and found Tieguai Li's WeChat account.
I don’t know if this guy has ever been freed from the entanglement of the female fairy. A man wearing high heels is not afraid of shocking himself.
Little confused fairy: Lao Tie, I have something to do with you. Please reply as soon as you see the message!
After a while, just when Lin Hai was about to give up, Tieguai Li's message finally came back. Not surprisingly, there was a row of shocked expressions.
"Alas!" Lin Hai sighed. Lin Hai was used to such an opening.
Little confused fairy: I want the inheritance of your Eight Immortals.
Lin Hai didn't want to beat around the bush anymore, he went straight to the point and talked to Tieguai Li.
Tieguai Li: What do you want our inheritance for? (The shocked expression at the back was automatically ignored by Lin Hai)
Little Muddleheaded Immortal: I have accepted eight disciples and want to teach them their skills. It just so happens that you Eight Immortals are also eight, so I came to you directly.
Tieguai Li: My Medicine King inheritance has been given to you. For the other seven, I have to ask them if they are willing.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Okay, you can help me ask, as long as you are willing to pass on the inheritance to me, you can raise any conditions!
Tieguai Li: Well, with your words, it will be much easier. I will ask you right now!
After a while, Tieguai Li's message came back.
Tieguai Li: Immortal friend, I have asked for you. These are the conditions of our Eight Immortals. Take a look.
Later, Tieguai Li sent the Eight Immortals' request to Lin Hai, and Lin Hai quickly read it carefully.
puff!
As a result, Lin Hai burst into laughter after reading the first sentence.
Zhang Guolao wants two pairs of high-heeled shoes of the same style as Tieguai Li's, for his donkey to wear, so that his donkey will twist and turn when he walks, and it will be more comfortable for him to sit on them and sleep.
"Nah, that's weird!" Lin Hai was speechless for a while and continued to look down.
Han Zhongli wants spicy strips and will eat a pack of them every day until he dies!
"This is okay, it's not a problem!"
Uncle Cao Guo, I am bored every day and want to find someone to play with me.
"It's easy to say, brother, he lets the monkey come to you every day."
Lu Dongbin wants a photo album of Fairy Chang'e?
"Nah!" Lin Hai suddenly became unhappy. Can you see Chang'e's photo album? It's exclusive to my brother, okay?
Lin Hai was not polite to Lu Dongbin's unreasonable demands and forwarded these words to Bai Mudan without handing over the inheritance!
Han Xiangzi wants to wear the same dress as Chang'e at the Pantao Festival today, and give it to He Xiangu.
"Damn it, this girl hasn't caught up with He Xiangu yet?" Lin Hai was scornful, but his request was not a problem.
Lan Caihe and He Xiangu, these two people are quite interesting. They don't have any requirements. They just hope that the people who inherit the inheritance are honest and kind and don't insult their reputations!
"Good people!" Lin Hai had a good impression of these two gods.
After a night of practice, Lin Hai's strength improved again. Early the next morning, accompanied by Kang Shifu, he went out shopping.
Fortunately, whether it was high heels or women's dresses, Lin Hai originally bought international brands, all of which were sold in Liangzhou. After Lin Hai bought them, he sent them directly to Tieguai Li.
As for Lu Dongbin, Lin Hai ignored his obscene request and threatened him with Bai Mudan. Lu Dongbin immediately obeyed and handed over the inheritance.
Han Zhongli's case was even better. Lin Hai directly conveyed it to Tieguai Li, saying that he had found a very lively and cheerful person to help him relieve his boredom and never let him be empty, lonely or cold again.
However, Lin Hai did not dare to tell him the identity of this person, otherwise he was really afraid that Han Zhongli would not be able to think about it and jump directly to the East China Sea.
After some exchanges, the inheritance of the Eight Immortals was all in Lin Hai's hands.
Lin Hai really didn't expect it to go so smoothly before, so he happily called eight disciples over.
"Do you know the Eight Immortals in ancient China?"
"I don't know." Several people shook their heads.
"Uh..." Lin Hai suddenly turned dark, "Damn it, it's terrible to be uneducated!"
"Eight Immortals crossing the sea, have you ever heard of this?"
"No!" Several people shook their heads again.
"Holy shit, are you Chinese?" Lin Hai was speechless.
"The eight immortals crossed the sea, each showing his magical powers!" Qing Songzi suddenly said weakly.
Lin Hai's eyes suddenly lit up and he cast a look of approval.
"Yes, Qingsongzi is still knowledgeable!"
"What, is this called being knowledgeable? I've heard of the Eight Immortals crossing the sea, each showing their magical powers!" Bald Qiang said with a shocked look on his face.
"Yes, yes, I also know this idiom. I even watched TV series when I was a child!" Li Lingtao also echoed from the side.
"The Eight Immortals cross the sea and show off their magical powers. Tieguai, Li Lancai and them... who doesn't know what they have to show off?" Du Chun suddenly curled his lips with disdain on his face.
"Uh..." Lin Hai suddenly turned dark, "You guys didn't say that just now, don't you know?"
"Just now? That's Master, you didn't say it right!"
"Yes, Master, you are talking about the Eight Immortals in ancient China. We are talking about the Eight Immortals in Chinese mythology. They are not the same thing."
"Also, just now you said that the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, but you didn't say it completely. Tsk, tsk, tsk, with my IQ, how could I not understand it? It turns out that the problem is your expression. Master, being uneducated is terrible!"
"That's right, there's something wrong with the way the sect leader expresses himself. Each sentence will show off its magic power!"
"Well, I also think, how about we pool money and enroll the sect leader in a primary school cram school?"
"I think it's OK. People who have gone to elementary school are great!"
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Lin Hai listened to these idiots discussing the errors in his expression in a serious manner, why he wanted to raise funds to tutor himself in elementary school culture classes, and he almost lost his breath and vomited blood!
What a crime. The first three were funny enough, but the other five were fine. How could they be led into a ditch so quickly, as if they had united the front?
Damn it, I will have to face eight teasers every day from now on. Lin Hai is really drunk just thinking about it!
"Okay, stop saying it's useless!" Lin Hai shouted, interrupting the discussion among the eight of them.