Chapter 47 Inventory of the scumbags and scumbags in the animal kingdom
Imperial Capital, Huaguo Icekeeper Scientific Research Center.
Mr. Xie Jie, a boy with white hair and a boyish face, was looking down at the mobile phone in his hand. On the screen of the mobile phone was the scene of Huo Yu questioning the audience.
At this time, Xie Jie was smiling, carefully savoring Huo Yu's seemingly outrageous words.
As a biologist, he understood that a person who could say such a thing must have his own unique insights into animal behavior.
Do animals have feelings?
The answer is undoubtedly yes!
But in the words of zoologists, the basic characteristics of animal emotions have not yet been fully revealed, but it is clear that they are significantly different from human emotions.
Forcing human emotions to interpret animal behavior is a very, very stupid act!
Huo Yu's straightforward words undoubtedly gave the audience a blow. Except for a small number of viewers who were still stubborn in their opinions and refused to explain other points of view, most of the audience thought again and understood Huo Yu's point of view.
In the live broadcast room at this time, the barrage content became peaceful again.
"I understand what Master Yu said. Just like what Keiko said, you are not a fish. How do you know whether a fish is happy or not?"
"Sister Li, really Sister Li, that polar bear is a wild beast. It just doesn't want to starve to death. Maybe it doesn't understand what the responsibility of a father is!"
"Although it's hard to accept, I have to say that Mr. Yu is right. The reason why we are angry is because the behavior of the polar bear does not conform to our three views. But it is a polar bear, so why should it conform to human's three views?"
"I'm sorry Mr. Yu, we shouldn't have said that."
"Hahaha, I knew from the very beginning that Mr. Yu would never act aimlessly. He must have his basis."
"But from what Master Yu said, chimpanzees don't seem to be a good thing. I find that there seem to be a lot of scumbags in the animal world. Can Master Yu give us an inventory of the behaviors of scumbags in the animal world?"
Huo Yu was cutting the third piece of venison for the little white bear at this time. It had already eaten a lot, but there was still no sign that the little guy was full.
Despite this, Huoyu decided not to feed it any more pieces of meat, lest it affect its gastrointestinal function.
After browsing the barrage, Huo Yu smiled slightly.
It's a good idea to take stock of scumbag animals, which can not only express the effect of the program, but also alleviate the antagonism between the audience and the audience.
Huo Yu coughed lightly and said eloquently: "Speaking of scumbags in the animal world, we have to mention a certain 'scumbag' who is very obscure, and even 'scumbag' has become a bird that symbolizes love, and that is the mandarin duck!"
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"Mandarin duck? Real or fake? Aren't mandarin ducks a symbol of beautiful love?"
"Why should I die if I have achieved success? I would rather be a mandarin duck than an immortal. Could it be that Lu Zhaolin deceived me?"
"Hahaha, Yuanyang has finally been exposed, anchor, please tell me!"
Huo Yu laughed evilly and continued to tear apart the beautiful veil about the mandarin duck: "The reason why the mandarin duck is a 'scumbag' bird is regarded as a symbol of love is because the mandarin ducks that people see always come in pairs."
"But do you know that only during the mating period, the male mandarin duck will guard the female mandarin duck. Once the eggs are laid, the male mandarin duck will go looking for the next target. He abandons his wife and children, leaves without saying goodbye, looks for flowers and willows, and wanders around.
The whole operation can be said to be done in one go, perfectly implementing the code of conduct for a scumbag who casts a wide net."
"The male mandarin duck's attitude towards love is completely different from that of an albatross who only protects one partner for his whole life. However, the solitary female mandarin duck can only choose to be strong after being abandoned by an irresponsible scumbag.
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They live alone, forage for food, lay eggs, hatch, and raise chicks. During the growth process of the chicks, they also have to face the intrusion of countless natural enemies alone. This brooding method of female mandarin ducks has been sadly criticized by zoologists as the "widowed style".
Nurture’!”
The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly erupted into an uproar.
"Hahaha, male Yuanyang, something happened to you, come with us!"
"Damn it, I thought you were a dedicated person with thick eyebrows and big eyes, but I didn't expect it. I didn't expect you to be such a complete 'scumbag'!"
"Lu Zhaolin: I'm sorry, if I had known that the male mandarin duck was like this, I would have torn up the poem without praising it!"
Huo Yu picked up a piece of venison, tasted it, and continued talking with relish:
"When we talk about the scumbag men in the animal world, we have to mention the scumbag women in the animal world."
"In the northern part of America, there lives a bird called the North American Yellow-bellied Iron-clawed Bunting (wuersheng). This ordinary-looking bird can mate 365 times in a week.
At their peak, they mate 5.3 times per hour, and the female will actively choose the male she likes most during her fertile period."
"Here comes the key. The male bird she likes is not just one. Each female bird will look for two or three male birds from the territory or nearby areas, and the male bird will also complete mating with several nearby female birds at the same time.
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"These male birds will find the most frequently mated female birds nearby, help them feed the chicks in the nest, and naively think that these chicks are their own flesh and blood. This feat once made me unbearable.
I want to rush to America and dye all their crests green..."
Huo Yu smiled meaningfully at the camera and then said:
"In addition to these two, there are many animals we are familiar with, such as elephants, chimpanzees, dolphins, lions, etc. Even in the polar regions where I am now, there are seals, sea hares, polar bears and several classmates. They
There is more or less some scumbag behavior, and interested viewers can check out the relevant information on their own."
"Oh, by the way, classmate Sea Otter, who will become more beautiful if you apply perfume before going to bed, is actually a domestic violence man who knows nothing about it!"
"However, compared to humans, animals' "scum" is out of the justice of reproduction, and their limited time is particularly precious to them."
"Human beings think about that almost 365 days a year, but animals only think like this during the estrus period when spring comes. Normally, if you want to be a bully, you will be rejected and beaten severely!"
"Our national treasure giant panda is an extremely ascetic type. Their estrus period is only two to three days. This is one of the reasons why its population is so small."
The barrage interaction in the live broadcast room gradually became more active. They had seen many anchors driving cars, but this was the first time they saw driving an animal car.
Huo Yu casually picked up the little white bear next to him, smiled evilly and said to the camera: "Speaking of which, we haven't conducted the little white bear's joining ceremony yet."
When the little fish on the side saw this, he couldn't bear to look away, as if he remembered something shameful that he had experienced when he was ignorant.
If possible, Xiaoyu now hopes that he has never used the blood factor, so he will not feel ashamed.
Xiaoyu: I can’t bear to look at it, I can’t bear to look at it!
Huo Yu held up the little white bear in front of the camera so that the audience could clearly see: "Our little bear cub is also a boy~"
Xiaoyu snorted in shame, this master was good at everything, but he would occasionally show his bad taste.
"Haha, little white bear, do you need legal assistance?"
"I'm so angry. When will Little White Bear stand up? We also have privacy, okay?"
"Silly little white bear: Wow, lift it up high!"
"Master Yu, the little fish cubs all have their own names, so give the little white bear a name too."
Huo Yu looked at the slightly thin little white bear in his hand thoughtfully.
"As for the name, let's call it Xiaotuan!"
The audience looked at the little white bear in Huo Yu's hands speechlessly. To be honest, the little white bear looked even thinner when he was picked up. It didn't look like a chubby dumpling at all. They couldn't understand why Huo Yu gave the little guy such a name.
Only a small group of viewers, including Xie Jie, understood Huo Yu's profound meaning.
When Chinese parents name their children, the most important thing they follow is to include the parents' expectations for their children.
Xiaotuan, Xiaotuan, I hope you will recover soon and become a real "Xiaotuan"!