Shangguan Feng was squatting in the hut, holding toilet paper tightly in his hands, with a real expression on his face.
It feels like crying and laughing at the same time.
He couldn't believe how much he had in his stomach.
Look down.
At least three pounds!
"You also said that it made me doubt life, but it was just a stomachache, not to the level of doubting life... I guess it was just a gimmick."
"On the other hand, the effectiveness of marrow cleansing and menstruation cutting is very powerful. It is worth recommending."
"This young master can write you a letter and ask you to go to Xuanwu Pavilion to further your studies."
"But even so, it won't stop me from going over and smashing up your shabby shop later."
"Wait a minute, why does this rhubarb pill feel like a laxative?"
Boom, boom, boom!
At an inappropriate time, there was a knock on the toilet door.
"Who, didn't you see that this young master is going to the toilet? Get in line."
Shangguan Feng was worried and cursed loudly.
"It's me."
Outside the door, there was Lao Huang's voice.
Old Huang covered his nose, his eyes hurt from the smoke, and he muttered in his heart:
Master, what are you eating?
Why does it stink so much?
Lao Huang swore that it smelled worse than his own feet that hadn't been washed in three months.
Mainly because it irritates the eyes.
"Old Huang, what are you doing here? Are you here to use the toilet too?" Shangguan Feng asked through a door.
"No." Lao Huang shook his head.
He was afraid something might happen to Shangguan Feng in the toilet, so he rushed over to take a look before leaving.
"You go back and wait for me. In a quarter of an hour, we will set off on time to smash up that shabby shop."
"good."
…
An hour later.
Shangguan Feng gently pinched his thighs with both hands, and his legs were a little numb from the squat.
He fell into a state of confusion.
In this half hour, he wanted to pick up his pants and leave countless times.
He even wiped his butt, but every time he stood up, his stomach would growl strangely and he would feel sore, and he would be forced to squat down again.
"Fuck fuck fuck..."
"Definitely a laxative!"
Shangguan hammered the wall fiercely, causing dust to fall off.
For a whole hour, he did nothing but struggled with the last bit of food in his stomach.
But no matter how hard Shangguan Feng tried, they just wouldn't come out.
But whenever they lift up their pants, they act like scumbags and smile: We are coming out soon...
As a last resort, Shangguanfeng had no choice but to continue squatting.
Halfway through, Shangguanfeng also thought about luck to help him defecate.
But he was shocked to find that all the energy in his Dantian was completely transformed by the rhubarb pill.
Shangguan Feng didn't believe in evil, so he made magic tricks with his hands to move the heaven and earth, and finally gathered some energy...
As you can imagine, the energy disappeared instantly.
"This pill actually has the effect of Qi Transformation Pill?"
Shangguan Feng became more and more curious about who this mysterious alchemist was.
Xiaoxiaobapin Dahuang Dan has such an effect.
Even the third and fourth grade elixirs are not as effective as it!
Shangguanfeng felt that he had met an expert!
Boom, boom, boom!
Lao Huang knocked on the door again and took a look inside: "Master, are you still not feeling well?"
"No, get out!"
"Okay, you're busy."
Lao Huang responded and stumbled back again.
…
It's late at night.
There are still a few tables of guests left in the inn.
There are three taels of side dishes and a pot of strong wine on the table.
Two or three friends competed with each other to add to the fun, and drank happily.
Lao Huang had a table to himself, with a pot of red wine and a plate of peanuts on the table.
After a while, a drunken strong man came in with his pants lifted.
As soon as I entered the door, I complained to the innkeeper:
"Shopkeeper, why is your latrine so smelly?"
"It's all blocked!"
"There is also Pit No. 1. The door was closed the whole day and no one was found to repair it."
The shopkeeper stood behind the counter, stopped his abacus, handed over his hands and smiled:
"Take care of yourself, take care of yourself."
"That stranger may have eaten something bad and has a stomachache."
Lao Huang took a sip of wine in the corner, threw a few peanuts into his mouth, and smiled with wrinkles at the corners of his eyes: Kukukukukuku...
This is not as simple as having a stomachache, this is clearly because the medicine is too strong!
at the same time.
The instigator, Jiang Yangtian, shamelessly invited Zhao Jun of Shuxian Sect up the mountain, treated him with tea and water, and consulted him about the bankruptcy and liquidation of the sect.
Just now, after a brief understanding.
Jiang Yang learned that Shuxian Sect does have this business, and it was only opened in the first half of this year. However, so far, few sects have applied for it, and the only famous one is the Yunlan Sect mentioned in the Express.
According to Zhao Jun, the Yunlan Sect was not able to survive because of bankruptcy, but because they had offended someone. I heard that the person they offended was a young man who was holding a black ruler and was an alchemist.
This young man has a monstrous background, and the Yunlan Sect is no match for him.
That's why he had no choice but to "take refuge" in Shuxianmen.
"Master Jiang, why do you suddenly ask about this?" Zhao Juan, who was sitting on a wicker chair and sipping tea, glanced at the young man opposite and asked.
Jiang Yang laughed out loud, and waved to his spiritual pet Bai Suzhen. He wrapped it around his finger and started playing with it. He said casually: "It's nothing. It's just that Pindao made a very wrong decision recently. If the elixir cannot be sold,
, I’m afraid I won’t have the money to pay off my debt.”
Jiang Yang told Zhao Juan that he had invested all the money in Qingyuan Guan and bought several large bags of precious medicinal herbs.
"Ouch——"
Zhao Jun stood up and sighed: "You are so confused, why don't you know to leave a way out for Qingyuan Temple?"
"Can those herbs be withdrawn?" When Zhao Juan heard that Jiang Yang had sealed all the sect's land deeds, he hated iron.
Qingyuan Temple was a prosperous sect under his rule, and he naturally did not want Qingyuan Temple to be destroyed because of Jiang Yang's very wrong decision.
Jiang Yang shook his head regretfully: "No, we have already made the elixir."
Zhao Juan had no other choice but to feel pity.
I also figured out why Jiang Yang asked himself why the sect went bankrupt and liquidated.
Jiang Yang was trying to find a way out for Qingyuan Temple in advance.
"Master Jiang, the matter is not dead yet." Zhao Juan put down the tea cup and reached out to pat Jiang Yang on the shoulder: "Let's do this, I will place an advertisement for the sale of elixirs for you in our local edition of Shuxianmen Express.
,What if there is someone who knows the goods?"
Right now, the only solution is to sell the elixirs as much as possible.
The money back is used to pay off the debt!
As long as enough are sold, there is no guarantee that Qingyuan Guan will go bankrupt.
Heard an ad in the Express.
Jiang Yang was shocked!
Can you still do this?
But soon, Jiang Yang came back to his senses.
You absolutely cannot do this.
I originally wanted to keep the elixir in my hands, but I couldn't sell it.
If advertising has any effect, all the previous efforts will be wasted.
Jiang Yang refused hurriedly and asked Zhao Juan to sit down: "No need, I understand Mr. Zhao's kindness. Qingyuan Temple has saved the day after two sect challenges. I believe I can do it this time too."
Zhao Juan wanted to say something else, but seeing the confident expression on Jiang Yang's face, he stopped talking.
that is.
Two sect challenges.
Qingyuanguan survived.
Jiang Yang must have already had a countermeasure for this little trouble.
"By the way, what does the elixir look like? Zhao wants to buy one." Zhao Juan said suddenly.
He was curious about what kind of elixir it was and why so many precious medicinal materials were used.
Jiang Yang was deeply moved!
Zhao Jun wanted to clear the inventory of an elixir for Qingyuan Temple at his own expense.
It's really great to be as good as Zhao Jun as a person.
but……
Jiang Yang did not intend to sell him, but chose to give him one.
"Master Zhao has been busy with my Qingyuan Temple affairs over and over again. Jiang is very grateful. This pill can be regarded as a gift from Jiang to Master Zhao."
Jiang Yang absolutely cannot ask for money.
No one can stop his bankrupt heart.
Zhao Jun accepted it "reluctantly" and observed for a while: "What is the effect of this elixir?"
Jiang Yang said casually: "Clean the menstruation, cut the marrow, and clear the intestines for defecation."
Zhao Jun nodded and said unintentionally before leaving: "Master Jiang, there will be an elixir conference held in Wushan County in half a month. If you are interested, you can go and take a look. Maybe you have some knowledge about selling elixirs."
help."
As he spoke, Zhao Juan took out a finely crafted jade plaque from his arms: "This is the certificate for participating in the elixir conference."
Jiang Yang stood in front of the mountain gate and didn't answer.
He didn't want to attend any elixir conference. At most, he would go to the county town for a walk and there would be no need for this jade token.