The first thousand one hundred and seventy-four chapters
When Fake Oil was inexplicably melancholy, at the other end of the cultivation world, a small village chief named Killing Village was eating a meal.
There are generally two types of food mats in the Killing Village, one is a wedding banquet and the other is a funeral.
But today's food mat in the Shoshen Village is a bit complicated.
Bao Qiang, the village married a beautiful wife and ate the mat today. However, just as the meal started, Bao Qiang's beautiful wife was found to have sex with Niu San who was hiding in the room while changing clothes.
When Bao Qiang was discovered, he could not bear the stimulation. He immediately copied a shovel and patted Niu San.
As a result, it hit the back of the head and the Niu Sanli died on the spot.
The whole story was also cleared. It turned out that Bao Qiang's beautiful wife was originally Niu San's old lover, but Niu San, who was idle and stole the dog, had no money to support this woman. As soon as the two of them decided, they thought of a way.
, let this bag take over. In this way, this woman is not only raised by someone, but also next to Niu San’s family. It is really too convenient to come over to have a love affair with a hole in the wall.
Bao Qiang's family is already rich, and Bao Qiang's business often has to go out to sell tea, so he is not at home for at least half a year. Isn't that beautiful?
But Niu San and this woman made great efforts, but they still didn't expect that they could not help but lose their lives.
Niu San looked at the bride who was dressed exquisitely today and wearing wedding clothes. He felt that it was a different style from the past. In addition, there were a lot of guests outside, and it was really exciting to eat through a window. This is really
If you commit suicide too much, you will not be able to survive.
Niu San was killed immediately on the spot. According to the rules of the village of Killing, such sudden death would require a funeral immediately. In this way, eating mats today is quite complicated.
The band that originally blew up the wedding was a little unresponsive after the arrangement of the elders in the village, and the chef in the kitchen was even more confused. How could the dishes of the wedding be the same as those of the funeral bells? But at least the village
The elders ordered that today is a rare exception in a century. Even if there are some mistakes, it will not be blamed on the chef.
This joyful event is hard to distinguish between funeral events. Fortunately, there is a Taoist temple in this killing village, and there is an old Taoist temple who specializes in "resolving grievances".
The so-called resolving grievances is to help those who die suddenly
Or a ritual to resolve resentment by seeking death.
This is a happy event and the adulterer was killed on the spot. Bao Qiang was ashamed and angry as he killed someone. This place must be full of resentment. If you go to another place to invite someone to do such a ritual, it would probably be too late for the day.
Niu San just fell to death, and there were already active people in the village who ran to the Taoist temple to invite the old Taoist.
The chef was still explaining to several chefs to change the menu, but the old Taoist had already rushed over with a Taoist boy.
This old Taoist is called Huangya Taoist, who has a yellow teeth. His face is white, with white hair and not even a black silk thread. It's just that his body is too thin and hunched. From a distance, it looks like a yellow skinned from a distance
Old monkey in Taoist robe.
The Taoist boy following him was very white and fat, a standard fat man. The white flesh on his arms exposed outside his sleeves were stacked in circles, but his face was born well, except for his chin, and he was round and dumb.
It looks cute.
This fat Taoist boy was very strong. He wrapped all the items in the rituals on his back with a piece of yellow cloth, and walked over to his back and jingled bells.
When Huang Ya heard that this happy event turned into a flash, he felt no trouble in his heart. Although this kind of thing was bizarre, it was not too strange for him. So when he arrived at the chewing scene, he just smiled slightly and let him go.
A square table was brought to serve as a ritual desk. The fat Taoist boy was also very familiar with doing things. He directly swung the yellow cloth on his back. When the yellow cloth spread out, a bunch of objects whirls on the yellow cloth, allowing everyone to eat.
The people on the table almost cheered together.
But at this moment, another strange thing happened.
An old lady suddenly came on the mountain road at the entrance of the village.
This old lady looks very ordinary, but when she walks, it seems that she is blowing by the wind. The people who eat mats in the village have just seen the old lady clearly and are sure that this old lady is a stranger, and there are many nearby villages.
There is no such an old lady, but in a blink of an eye, the old lady has already arrived.
This is a guest from afar. Although the joyous event has changed, an elder in the village who presided over the incident in Killing Village immediately greeted him and asked, "I don't know what the hell is going to do when the guest comes."
The old lady turned her eyes and sniffed hard. She suddenly smiled and said, "I'll have a meal."
"This..." The elders in the village suddenly wondered if this person was
He was still considering whether he wanted to explain the incident today, but before he could say anything more, the old lady was already staring at the fat Taoist boy with a smile, as if the more she looked, the more she looked, the more she was getting.
Satisfied, he suddenly gurgled again and swallowed.
Although the little fat Taoist boy was furrowed all over his body, the old Taoist Huangya had changed his face and said, "What do you want to do?"
The old lady looked up at the sky slightly, paused for a while, then became a little excited, and said, "I said I just had a meal. You guys are busy with yours, don't worry about me."
"Eat the mat, eat the mat. Why are you going to sit down? What are you looking at me, a disciple?" Old Master Huangya felt guilty when he saw the old lady floating over. He knew that this old lady was not an ordinary person. At this time, he was in a vest.
Cold sweat flowed and frightened, but I just thought that there would be no evil spirits to cause trouble here.
"I don't eat what they eat at the mat," said the old lady: "They eat theirs, I eat mine."
The little fat Taoist boy's teeth started fighting and giggled, "What are you eating?"
The old lady looked at him with satisfaction and said, "I'll eat you."
hiss……
The food mat in this killing village suddenly became an uproar. For some reason, everyone felt heartbroken and didn't think it was a boring joke.
The little fat Taoist boy's face was as white as paper. He shook for a while before he could put it in a sentence, "Why do you want to eat me?"
The old lady said, "I don't know either."
"What?"
"You don't know either?"
A group of village names doubted their ears, and many people even doubted whether this old lady was a crazy old lady.
But the Taoist Huangya didn't think so. He looked at the old lady in fear and said in a trembling voice: "My little disciple is just an ordinary Taoist boy, there is nothing special about it. What do you do if you eat him?"
The old lady said excitedly: "I said I don't know why I wanted to eat him, but my boss said he wanted me to come here to eat him, then he must be not an ordinary person."
The Huangya Taoist's body shrank, and the fat Taoist boy was so scared that he hid behind him. The Huangya Taoist's teeth also clattered, saying, "Who is your boss?"
The old lady thought about it and said, "The Way of Heaven."