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Chapter 20 It's So Sour

[It’s on the air, it’s on the air, the anchor of Brothers Feeding the Fish is on the air! 】

[If you don’t understand, Meng Xin will ask, is this the live broadcast room of Brother No. 1 in the fish feeding area? 】

[Xiao Mengxin, your news is out of date. I, Mr. Jing, have now changed my profession to a bounty hunter.]

[Three cases in three days, awesome, my Lord Jing!]

As soon as the broadcast started, a group of young people who were fishing for work entered the live broadcast room. Thanks to the bonus of hot searches on Weibo in the past few days, the popularity of Chen Jing's live broadcast room has increased a lot.

This has just started broadcasting, but it can surpass the popularity of his live broadcast at its peak, which shows that there are indeed many more people paying attention.

The only thing that makes him feel a little regretful is that there are more and more black guys in the live broadcast room. The new water friends are led astray by these little black guys, making jokes about him not being able to catch fish.

Look at these guys, they don't have a word to say. Two and a half of their three sentences are mocking him for not being able to catch fish.

[Master Jing, how about we stop broadcasting about fishing and broadcast about solving the case! 】

[I heard that it was the boxer leader who was reported by the anchor, and he came to pay special attention to the fish feeding anchor!]

[Master Jing, Master Jing, how do you know which boxer leader is a spy? 】

[Pump water, pump water, just enlarge your moves. You won’t be able to catch any fish anyway, Mr. Jing.]

[Upstairs, are you blind? This is the river from the day before yesterday. Didn’t you see clearly? 】

Chen Jing picked some nice words to communicate with, and he also learned to be smart. These gangsters could not compete with them. The more they competed with them, the more excited these gangsters became.

Just a bunch of jerks.

As long as you ignore these gangsters, they will feel bored after the excitement wears off.

Jiang'an River.

It was still the same river where he fished that day, and Chen Jing didn't change places.

Not long after the live broadcast room was opened, the old man from that day also came to fish.

"Hey, young man, you're here to feed the fish again."

Good guy.

This old man is also very bad, and he always hits hard when he opens his mouth.

Chen Jing: "..."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were immediately happy. The effect of this live broadcast was instantly full.

[Hahahaha, the uncle is complaining! 】

[It’s over, it’s over, now not only do we know that Mr. Jing’s fishing skills are bad, but he also knows about it. 】

[You guys are just making fun of me. I, Mr. Jing, got so angry that day that he stopped broadcasting. Let’s see where you can find such a good-looking host in the fish feeding area. 】

Chen Jing was too lazy to pay attention to the old man.

In this world, no matter what you do, you have to rely on your achievements. It's like writing a novel. I'll be the one to set an average of 100,000, and my leader will break 1,000.

It's better for you, just like the previous sentence, I have dozens of books, but I can't stand up when I talk, and I don't dare to speak loudly when asking for votes from book friends.

Looking for votes?

You give me a two-slap vote. You are the only eunuch like me who still wants a vote. I have a blade here, do you want it?

As a fisherman, this is naturally the case. Everything has to be judged by his achievements. Chen Jing has been in bad luck recently, has bad feng shui, cannot catch fish, and dare not speak too loudly.

But the old man didn't let Chen Jing go, "Young man, you can't do that. Fishing still depends on skill and experience. In this regard, it depends on me, the old man. I have been fishing for so many years, and the fish I catch are better than what you eat."

There’s plenty of food.”

"I think you have a pretty good character. The water was so deep that day. If you saw someone falling into the water, you would just jump. There is no ambiguity at all. You are a man."

"You don't have a bad heart either. Let's do it this way. We met here again today. It means you and I are destined to be together. I'll give you a chance. You will become my teacher and I will teach you my lifelong skills!"

"I won't charge you tuition or anything, lest you call me a liar, just buy me a pack of cigarettes every day."

"If you learn one and a half tricks from me, you will be able to prosper in this generation. If you can learn five of my skills, you will not be able to fish in the great rivers of China, and you will be able to catch silver carp and bighead carp."

, then you can catch whatever you want."

Chen Jing was a little speechless.

Is bragging a common problem among these old men?

He found that these old men always liked to brag about their past experiences. It would be fine if these people told the truth, but they always liked to exaggerate.

Chen Jing said mercilessly: "Come on, you are only half-assed. You just rely on luck. I think you just want to trick me into smoking, right? With your age and your body, you still can't

It’s good to quit smoking.”

Chen Jing was not without a sharp eye. He could also see that although the old man had two brushes in his hands, he was only at the level of a senior enthusiast and was far from being as invincible as the old man boasted.

And his own level is actually a little better than the old man. He has master-level fishing skills and is familiar with all kinds of tricks. As for why he can't catch fish, Chen Jing can't figure out the reason.

Maybe this is metaphysics?

The old man was a little anxious after being poked in a painful spot.

"Hey, you kid, I'm just trying to trick you into smoking cigarettes because of my good intentions. Just like anyone who can't afford a pack of cigarettes, I'm going to let you see my strength today."

The old man also became serious, opened another pole, and began to fight on two fronts.



[Okay, another one, the current record is 0:3, Jing Ye, come on. 】

【Just arrived, who is 0 and who is 3?】

[What? Do you still need to ask this kind of question? Do you look down on my master Jing’s strength? Or do you think he is old and can’t carry the knife anymore, so it must be that master Jing is 0.]

[Pass it on, Mr. Jing is a 0.]

【What? Master Jing is a scheming 0.】

[It’s over, brothers, I can’t hide it anymore. Since Master Jing has been exposed as a 0, I won’t hide it anymore. I am a 1.]

[Good guy, I call you good guy upstairs, we are all greedy for Jingye’s fish feeding skills, but you are better off, you are greedy for Jingye’s body.]

The uncle will be very proud when he throws the fish in his hand into the fish guard.

"Young man, let me tell you that your approach is not good. I have already caught three fish here, why haven't you opened the business yet?"

Chen Jing's face was dark and he was too lazy to talk to the old man. Chen Lin on the side was also unsatisfied and didn't catch anything. The two young men couldn't catch a bad old man.

"Hey, drink milk tea!"

Guo Weier's voice came to her ears. When this woman came here just now, she found that there were a lot of mosquitoes and ran to a store to buy toilet water. She just came here now.

Chen Jing took the milk tea and looked sideways, "Aren't you worried about gaining weight?"

This woman is holding a cup of milk tea and drinking it happily.

"I just did some exercise before I went out in the morning, so the calories from the milk tea are nothing." Guo Weier replied with a smile, with a hint of meaning, "By the way, how was the result?"

As he said that, he was going to see Chen Jing's fish guard.

The old man over there made a quick recharge and said, "Little girl, don't look at it. That guy's fish guard is cleaner than his face. There isn't even a single fish."

Chen Jing couldn't help but said harshly: "It's just that I haven't caught anything yet."

Guo Weier's face smiled even more happily when she heard this.

"Give me a rod and I'll fish too!"

Chen Jing was unwilling to give up his pole. After all, he was more likely to catch fish with two poles.

"I'm going to find Chen Lin. That guy can't catch any fish anyway."

Chen Lin was confused when he heard this. He thought that his cousin didn't seem to have caught any fish.

Guo Weier snorted, "Stingy, watch me catch a fish for you later."

Say it.

Guo Weier asked for a fishing rod from Chen Lin and found a place to fish by herself.

The live broadcast room is lively again.

[Could this voice be that of a young lady? 】

【Did I hear it wrong?】

[Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin, cut the scene, we want to watch the young lady fishing, it’s not interesting to watch Mr. Jing feeding the fish.]

[Will this anchor do live broadcasts? Do you know what the water friends want to see? 】

[There is no woman in my heart, the god of fishing, brothers, I found the reason why Mr. Jing can’t catch fish! 】

[Although...but...anyway...it's...very sour!]
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