Chapter 50 Fun Things for Children (Modified and Reissued)
Before Chen Jing made it clear that he wanted to accept the fish, the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it anymore.
[Xiao Jing, do you have the nerve to accept this fish? 】
[Fishermen should be trained from an early age, starting from a baby.]
[Tsk, tsk! It’s shameful, it’s shameful, you can’t even catch a kid. 】
[Xiao Jing, now you know the reason why you can’t catch fish. I don’t have a girlfriend, so hurry up and dump that girl that day.]
[What is that big man doing there? Get out of the way. I want to watch the little anchor fishing.]
Chen Jing took the time to glance at the barrage and couldn't watch it.
Since he couldn't watch it, Chen Jing didn't bother to watch it. He chose to turn a blind eye and pretended that he didn't see it. When the screen was full of comments about him just now, he resisted it. This small scene was nothing.
In just such a moment, he thought about how to deal with those people who used him to change his size in the future.
Since you can't beat him, then choose to join. From now on, he will play this trick himself first, leaving these little black guys with nothing to play with.
Brother Xun once said, follow other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go.
"Brother, why are there no fish in your fish guard?"
Yang Wenyu, who was loading fish into the fish guard, turned around and looked over with a puzzled expression. He found that Chen Jing's fish guard was big, but it was empty.
Chen Jing: "..."
The speaker has no intention, the listener has intention.
Chen Jing suddenly felt that this child was not so cute.
Can this be called no fish?
Can you speak? This is just a temporary lack of fish.
Chen Jing didn't want to answer this question.
But children are good at it. They can figure out the answers they want on their own.
In Yang Wenyu's heart, since Chen Jing believes that there is Ultraman in the world, then Chen Jing is his eldest brother, the eldest brother who is closer than his own brother. After all, even his own brother does not believe that there is Ultraman in the world, but Chen Jing is the eldest brother.
Trust me, he has to protect his elder brother.
Moreover.
Just because Chen Jing believed that there was an Ultraman in the world, Yang Wenyu felt that Chen Jing could not be the one who couldn't catch fish. He instantly found the reason for Chen Jing's silence and the reason why there were no fish in Yuhuli.
explain.
"Oh! I understand. I have watched the live broadcast. Some anchors fish for fun, not for food. Brother, you are this kind of anchor, right? Do you put all the fish you catch back into the water?"
Yang Wenyu's mind was spinning very fast.
"As expected, people who like Ultraman are all good people, so kind and just."
Chen Jing was immediately happy and felt that Yang Wenyu was indeed a good kid.
Look at what he said, he heard more than what Chen Lin's rebellious child said.
This kid.
He has a bright future and actually knows the art of speaking at a young age.
Chen Jing gave a noncommittal hum. In front of so many water friends, he wanted to save some face and was embarrassed to lie, so he gave an ambiguous reply.
"In this case, brother, I will follow your lead and let this fish go."
After saying that, Yang Wenyu put the fish in his hand back into the river, took the homemade fishing rod back to Chen Jing, and threw the rod to fish again.
Chen Jing nodded with satisfaction and asked Chen Lin to find a small bench for Yang Wenyu to sit on. After this exchange, the relationship between the two people became much closer, and they also called each other "you"
Call me Brother Jing, and I'll call you Xiao Yang. It's like we are old friends for many years.
Time passed little by little.
With the in-depth conversation, the two became more familiar with each other.
Chen Jing felt that Yang Wenyu was really a kid who could get along with him and was very interesting. He didn't hide anything from him at all and told him everything he wanted. He even told Chen Lin his bank card password.
Yang Wenyu told Chen Jing all the gossip he saw in life, the gossip he heard, and the things he thought were interesting. He was so dancing and in high spirits that he almost turned the story into a drama.
He really treated Chen Jing like a brother and had great trust, unlike a certain man named Chen who now no longer trusts Chen Jing's fishing skills.
Why!
Sure enough, in this world, children have to be other people’s children to be pleasing to the eye.
Yang Wenyu was quite proud now and said: "I am the best in our class at playing bottle caps!"
Chen Lin asked doubtfully: "Pull the bottle cap?"
Yang Wenyu took out the bottle cap he carried with him from his trouser pocket and placed it on the ground. The two caps were separated by a distance. He ignored the dust on the ground and lay directly on the ground, squinted one eye and took aim, then flicked it with his finger.
, the lid hits accurately.
"This is it!"
Yang Wenyu got up, and there were some more stains on the already dirty clothes.
It's a good thing that the child's mother didn't see it, otherwise she would have had to eat a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
Yang Wenyu proudly raised his head towards Chen Lin, "I'm the best!"
Chen Lin: "..."
Chen Jing looked at this scene and was very happy. He felt that children's happiness was simply too simple. He could be so proud of such a simple thing.
Seeing that Chen Jing was watching with great interest, Yang Wenyu invited: "Brother Jing, let's compete?"
Chen Jing: "..."
Chen Jing said nothing.
Chen Lin came back to his senses, with a look of disdain on his face, "That's it? It's not interesting at all. What are you playing with now? Why don't you show it to us? What we played back then was marbles.
It’s much more fun than you.”
Yang Wenyu became interested, "Playing marbles?"
Now it was Chen Lin's turn to feel proud. He pretended to brag in front of Yang Wenyu, and the child was stunned for a moment, and occasionally let out heartfelt exclamations.
"Really?" "Fuck!" "Is it so powerful?"
Don't say it yet.
Listening to Chen Lin telling Yang Wenyu interesting stories about his childhood, Chen Jing found it quite interesting, and for a while he missed his life when he was studying.
…
For small children.
Especially for other people's children, people usually find it interesting and are willing to play with the child.
After all, if you make me cry, you don’t have to comfort yourself.
Who doesn’t like the idea of just enjoying without paying any price?
Now, the premise is interesting children, not interesting naughty children.
Not only Chen Jing found it interesting, but also the friends in the live broadcast room found Yang Wenyu interesting.
Chen Jing took the time to look at the live broadcast room and found that the popularity was also surprisingly high. Each barrage in the live broadcast room was more interesting than the last.
The effect of this program was indeed good, and the water friends were so happy that they had long since stopped paying attention to Chen Jing's inability to catch fish.
【Hahahaha, this kid is so interesting.】
[Children, my brother also believes in light. Can you give me a fish? 】
[Upstairs, can you have some backbone? Don’t be like Mr. Jing, who cheats children out of fishes when you can’t catch them. It’s embarrassing!]
[Master Jing, please move your head away from us to listen to Master Yang’s speech!]
[Hahahaha, Mr. Jing, this is the actor you invited, right? 】
[Oh my god, this kid is so funny. When I see this guy, it reminds me of my time in school.]
Come on!
Now Chen Jing has been promoted to the senior level again.
It’s okay, Master Jing, but it’s okay, Xiao Jing, right?
These guys are really dog-faced and will change at will.
"Brother Jing! Fish... fish..."
Chen Jing was engrossed in watching the barrage, when he was suddenly shouted out by Yang Wenyu, and then he came back to his senses and turned around to take a look.
"Lie..."
Chen Jinggang wanted to exclaim, but thinking that Yang Wenyu was on the side, he still had to consider his image and not say bad words, so he changed the words to another word.
"...I caught a fish, brothers, I caught a fish again!"
Old rules.
Be the first to win!
But the water friends in the live broadcast room obviously don’t accept his tactics anymore.
[What the hell are you fishing for? Can you, Xiaojing, still catch fish? 】
[Xiao Jing, stop using the camera, we want to listen to Master Yang’s speech! 】
[That’s right, we want to listen to Mr. Yang speak, who wants to watch you feed the fish!]
【……】
As soon as this barrage came out, it immediately attracted everyone to copy it.
So does love really disappear?
It's only been so long, and Chen Jing doesn't even have anyone to tease him anymore.
broken!
He has become a substitute.
no.
This is his own live broadcast room, and he has to get it back no matter what. Chen Jing worked hard and vowed to take back his live broadcast room.
As Chen Jing pulled the lever, the underwater things surfaced bit by bit.
The silver scales reflected dazzling light in the sun, and Chen Jing couldn't help but look overjoyed when he saw this.
"Fuck!"
He was so excited that Chen Jing couldn't hold it back this time and didn't care that Yang Wenyu was also listening.
this moment.
Chen Jing was elated.
He stood up!
Master Jing's lame leg was reattached at this moment.
"Brothers, I really caught a fish this time!" This chapter has been completed!