Luan Yunping: "It's my life, and it's too late to regret it."
After Qi Yuncheng exposed his legs, he looked down and looked left and right and felt uncomfortable. He subconsciously muttered, "I don't wear stockings either!!"
"Oh, okay, okay." Luan Yunping was shocked when she heard this and hurried over to stop her.
But at this moment, a girl wearing glasses suddenly shouted at the bottom of the audience, "I'll take it off for you!!!"
"Hao!!!"
Hahahahahaha!
moment.
The entire theater was completely in a state of laughter.
This is true for both audience and actors.
Although the latter is trained and generally does not laugh, it is not allowed to.
This answer was so powerful.
Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Shaobing and others on the side curtain were also very happy.
I never expected that there would be something good.
After talking crosstalk for so many years, this is the first time they feel that girls of this era are unrestrained.
After laughing, Qi Yuncheng spoke slowly, "I didn't expect that you really love me."
Girl, what brand of stockings are you from?”
"Okay, have some shame."
After adding one or two sentences.
The audience still laughed a lot.
"Hey!" sighed, Qi Yuncheng could only return to the topic, "I'll do that too."
Luan Yunping nodded quickly, "Well! Very good, very good, and our bottom line ends here."
"I'm more or less embarrassed."
"Don't worry, we're even more embarrassed than you."
"It's okay."
"good."
Qi Yuncheng bent down and looked at his legs again, "I'm just not as innocent as my uncle."
"What a mess, have you seen it?"
"When you enter the bathhouse."
"Okay, it's not a problem."
"good!"
After some vacancies, the actors and the audience were happy to watch, but the crosstalk had to continue.
Qi Yuncheng picked up the closed folding fan on the table and sang a joke about Yu Tangchun.
When singing, it is elegant and delicate, and after all, it has to imitate this woman.
However, the audience became more and more happy when they looked at this look.
Because the gown is like a cheongsam, they are all split, with the front and back scarves.
When they walked around, there must be a gap between the two, and they could see Qi Yuncheng's legs in this gap, with all kinds of burdens.
And it is obvious that there are nearly dozens of people taking photos with their mobile phones below.
But this section is not long.
Qi Yuncheng put down the legs of the water pants and the sleeves of the coat, "This is a Wen Pendant, and there are also a road pendant called Wu Pendant."
"And there is also a martial arts pendant?" Luan Yunping looked at her partner slanted and repeated loudly.
"You hear this name, Wu Zhuzi, civil and military struggling, that one is very lively, and everyone sang martial jokes."
"Yeah?"
"White and East Han, the three countries, what about Wagang Mountain, and the golden sword and iron horse, the pendant was extremely lively.
It can be very good to see."
"Then let it go." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and handed down, "You can learn this martial arts pendant for us again.
I've never seen this before."
"good!"
"Qujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiu
As soon as he was about to come, the audience applauded a lot. At the same time, Kong Yunlong on the side curtain began to make noise, and went to the backstage without saying a word with a smile.
Qi Yuncheng continued to speak at this moment and lifted up some sleeves, "I can't sing this one alone, because this martial arts pendant needs a string next to it.
This band that pulls the strings performs together, so there must be this one."
Luan Yunping nodded and understood, "That's okay, I'll give you this novel."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly laughed and looked at his partner, "Are you serious?"
"Of course."
"Then lift your legs and see if they are white."
"What are you looking at when you pull the string?" Luan Yunping waved her hand.
"That's really OK?"
"sure."
"Okay, then you're overwhelmed. Today, we two will work together to perform Wudiaozi."
“Show it to the audience.”
"The song that is about to be lost is just the special show of Yue Yunpeng. Let's have fun together."
"Hurrah."
"But you need to have a stool to sit here when you play this string master."
"Then I'll put the stool." Luan Yunping immediately turned around and went to the side curtain, and the side curtain was ready.
Yue Yunpeng quickly handed over.
After taking it, Luan Yunping placed it on the table, and Qi Yuncheng helped him lower the microphone a little.
"This is the beginning, but my martial arts pendant has to be made simple. My sleeves have to be rolled up again. I shouldn't have been made so beautiful just now."
"What's the best of this?"
"Anyway, it will be easier to raise your hands and feet and so on. Generally, I don't like to act in this show."
Qi Yuncheng started to get outfits, and had to tuck the towel in front of the coat, and then the collar had to be turned in, in order to express the form of a warrior.
After finishing this, he started to tinker with the white handkerchief and spoke again.
"You call your home."
Luan Yunping stood beside her and didn't understand, "What are you going to do?"
"I don't know if my family is at ease."
"Is there any danger in this?"
"There is no danger." Qi Yuncheng laughed, "or you can post a little bit, but we can take a photo to save you."
The more he spoke, the more scary he became. Luan Yunping stood at the table and was stunned for a while, "I see I'm going to hang up today."
“Very simple!”
The words fell.
Qi Yuncheng wrapped his forehead with this packed white handkerchief.
"Why are you going to Baotou?"
"Of course, Wu Zhuizi! Finally, I asked you something, are you sure you don't change your mind, right?"
"Tsk!" Luan Yunping had a pinch of teeth, and didn't know what happened to her partner today. She said so much, so she had to make excuses, "Everyone wants to see it."
Audience: "Yes!! We all have to watch!"
"Okay, you guys are all seeing the funeral. Don't be afraid of getting sick." Qi Yuncheng said, but immediately looked around with the fan, "Is there any iron stick or something on the stage?"
"What are you doing?"
"It's better to be the one that falls in a while."
"This is not a tiny board, it's all a slew board."
"All right!"
Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to compromise, and at the same time, he subconsciously knocked on the table with a fan and made a few sounds, "This is not satisfying."
“…”
For a moment, Luan Yunping didn't know what to say, because she didn't know what was wrong with him.
There were no such gossip in the words.
"But that's OK, am I ready?"
"I'm not ready later!!!"
A scare.
Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and stepped back, looking a little clear about it, "Is it still time for me to get the phone now?"
"No, no, it's too late. And I suddenly remembered that you have to prepare, at least we have to try the height of Xian'er.
I don't know how your tune is like."
"I should be okay."
"You try it and I'll listen!"
"good!"
Luan Yunping helped the microphone that had been shortened before, and after a few minutes of brewing, a lot of noise occurred in her mouth.
"Yes! But this one is a little lower, and you all know that my pitch is high."
"Yes, I know." Luan Yunping stood behind the table and swallowed, and then went on a high-profile meeting. "Zeng Zengling Zengling Zengling Zengling Zengzeng~"
“Higher.”
"(Quickly break the sound) Zeng Zengling Zengling Zengling Zengzeng!!!"
"Okay, okay, that's OK." Qi Yuncheng quickly stopped, "Just like before, once you ring the bell, I'll go on stage. Are you ready?"
"I'm ready."
"Okay, I'm so happy. Today is my birthday."
Luan Yunping was about to sit down and subconsciously complained, "Why are you so happy? Is this?"
Walking to the other side of the stage, Qi Yuncheng, who looked like a warrior, waited for a moment. A few seconds later, the electric bell that Luan Yunping learned rang.
He stepped back to the microphone.
He said hoarsely.
"We are so kind to say Qingtian, Zhang Fei cut off Dangyang Bridge. Although it is not a good deal, a couple will be kind to one day!!!"
"This is all messy, and it's not next to each other." Luan Yunping, who was sitting short, was speechless.
"It's right not to be next to each other, that's how Wu Piaozi is."
"Not all next to each other?"
“How fresh!”
"Then you are coming."
"I'll just write out the outline of the four sentences!! I don't mind the apprentice's words falling apart and my eyebrows are so fierce! I'll sing the book of pendant today!
Hi! Pull up the strings~~I want to sing the pendant book~~~"
One word.
Qi Yuncheng shouted extremely loudly. Luan Yunping was not stupid and knew that she had to pull the strings, but she was just about to pull it.
Suddenly caught off guard.
A fan hit him in the head.
"Ouch!!!"
With a frown and feeling painful, Luan Yunping quickly hugged her head and ran aside.
After Qi Yuncheng suddenly finished playing, he sang the tone all the way, "I've been playing all the way, so I've been playing for a while~~"
"Stop singing you!!!"
After covering his head, Luan Yunping pushed her back suddenly, her face full of anger.
"What a thing? This is, you almost beat me to death!!"
"What's wrong?" Qi Yuncheng said arrogantly.
"What's wrong? I've called it as I said it."
"It's Wu Piaozi!"
"Wu Piaozi is just beating people?"
"When are you waiting for?"
"Really fight?" Luan Yunping asked with wide eyes.
Qi Yuncheng smiled and looked very reasonable, "I asked several times. If you have to come here, can I stop you?"
As soon as Xianzi pulled, Qi Yuncheng took a few steps back and then suddenly swooped over from a distance. This dive scared Luan Yunping to the ground and rolled up and got up.
If you get it, you will be able to ascend to heaven.
However, the laughter below has gathered together, it's so fun.
Luan Yunping got up and grabbed the microphone, "You want to be crazy, why are you here?"
“I’ve started performing.”
"Are you performing? I thought you were going to bite people, you!"
For a moment, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping had a singing job on stage, and it was not easy to come.
You can sweat in a few strokes.
And when the sings are over.
"This general, I'm fighting with my hands down with my Shaobing!"
Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves while raising the folding fan in his hand. When he reached a certain height, he suddenly smashed it towards Luan Yunping.
Luan Yunping was so scared that she sat on the stool and ran to the side of the stage. The funny guy's plan was gone and smashed on the stool.
"Hey, why are you running?"
"No, what do you mean?" Luan Yunping no longer dared to approach Qi Yuncheng and shouted on the side of the stage.
Qi Yuncheng was also very considerate and coaxed, "Well, come on, hurry up, sit down, it's okay!"
"What else am I sitting on!"
Luan Yunping took a deep breath, looking really scared, and kept retreating in fear, while yelling while retreating.
"Someone cares, no one cares! Hey! Qi Yuncheng rebelled again!! Come on! Qi Yuncheng rebelled!"
Hahahahahaha!
"oh!!!!"
This time, the theater was completely noisy, and hundreds of people below were so happy that they all fell back and forth.
Especially the words are very suitable for Qi Yuncheng.
Logically speaking, Kong Yunlong had to go out at this time, and it was agreed upon.
But he did not show up, but turned around and said to Yue Yunpeng, "Did you rest? If you rest, just bring your things out."
"I'll go out?"
"Isn't this your special show? You're going out for fun, you have to show up so much, it's just the time to be happy."
Although Kong Yunlong had a tragic fate, he was not very good. When they were working in a restaurant, they all depended on him to take care of him.
Even after Deyun came.
And Yue Yunpeng really couldn't hesitate too much...
...
"No! No!"
Luan Yunping was yelling everywhere on the stage, and Qi Yuncheng quickly said a few words, looking like he was afraid that others would know.
The next second, Yue Yunpeng showed up with a big black bag. As soon as he came out, the audience was very happy.
But Qi Yuncheng was a little confused, wasn’t he the third brother?
Not only him, but Luan Yunping is the same, because he also knows who will come up then.
Originally, he wanted to find Yue Yunpeng, but considering that the previous show was him and he was a little tired, they changed it to the third brother.
But he didn't know that Qi Yuncheng added some materials to the third brother.
But I didn't think much about it.
Luan Yunping quickly pulled Yue Yunpeng in a lab coat over.
"Come on, you can judge!"
Yue Yunpeng took the thing in a confused look and spoke through the microphone, "Oh my God, why are you so noisy here? I just packed up and prepared to save the money and went home.
This rebellion, will the senior brother rebel?"
Qi Yuncheng frowned and waved his hand, "Xiao Yue, don't believe this."
Luan Yunping took a deep breath, "It's so violent! Who am I? I am the beloved disciple of my master Guo Degang. As he said this, he beat me in front of so many people.
What is this not rebellion?
And I can't stand this blow?
But you have any solutions, everyone has to see again.
Not acting is not suitable.”
Yue Yunpeng looked at the two of them, "I know this martial arts pierced person, I must fight."
"Then can you give me something? It hurts. If I'm gone, who will pay you a salary then?
Do me a favor.”
"That's a good thing I'm here, but others really can't do it."
"You have a way?"
As he said that, Yue Yunpeng held the big handbag in his hand and placed it on the stage table.