Chapter 373 Butterfly or leopard? Whose underpants are these?
"Turn around and leave!!!"
"Ah?" Luan Yunping held her in surprise on the stage, "You'll leave after listening to it?"
Qi Yuncheng was righteous, "I didn't understand a word, but it would be worse if I listen too much. We should think about whether all this is for the ropes. Oh, it's worth it."
"yes?"
"Go out and ride a bicycle to the airport auxiliary road to return the car."
"go back."
"Tell me if you can give me a watermelon, he said no."
"Add to discuss this with someone?"
"I laughed." Qi Yuncheng touched his heart and muttered, "We should think about whether all this is for the ropes."
Luan Yunping waved her hand and said, "Learn and use it."
"You see, I'll use it now, three subways, four buses, and back. From this, I'll be a man. I can't waste my time, especially in such a good place as Yanjing.
,I study hard.
Walking around, we reached Xizhimen Bridge.
Standing on Xizhimen Bridge, I feel very moved.”
"how?"
Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly changed, and he looked down and cursed: "How can I go on this tm?"
"Yeah!! I'm dizzy and you're here."
As soon as Luan Yunping spoke, there were a lot of laughter below, which was a burden point.
Qi Yuncheng held the table and frowned and complained, "I'm still very young. I can't die at Xizhimen Bridge. Who designed this thing??"
"Can't get out."
"How could I come up?"
"That's it."
With his fingers up and down, Qi Yuncheng took a breath, looking very tired, "I finally got down for a day and a half."
"Okay, I almost died."
"Later I walked to Xuanwu Gate, which is called Caishikou. I was particularly moved that many masters died here."
"Tell me." Luan Yunping handed the words down.
Qi Yuncheng said: "It was the execution ground at the beginning. All the six gentlemen of Wuxu died here, and Yu Qian also died here."
“Who said it??”
When Luan Yunping heard something was wrong, she stopped in a hurry and her voice became louder, "It's a bit mysterious? Mr. Yu Qianyu told you that he died there? Is the third show or their show?"
"No!" Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and wondered, "Uncle Yu told me that he was dead there."
"Uncle Yu told you that he died there? What's the point of thinking?"
"Why is this rope?"
"I think you're dizzy."
Taking his hand out of his sleeve, Qi Yuncheng looked at the dark audience below and returned to the topic, "I am still very moved when I stand at the entrance of Caishi. The cultural atmosphere is very strong."
"Why is it rich again?" Luan Yunping has always been very confused about her partner's words.
"So many people died here, the essence of heaven and earth, I slowly knelt down."
"you?"
"Kneeling in the middle of the road, everyone praised me."
“How to say it?”
"You are sick!!!"
Luan Yunping reached out to her hand and asked, "Is this praising you?"
Qi Yuncheng raised his hand and pointed forward and walked in place, "Stand up and walked forward, walked back and forth again, and walked to the front door again. I like this, I like these traditional ancient buildings, I like these seven or eight
alley."
"Jiyuan?"
"I stood in the alley and suddenly there was a strong wind blew, and a butterfly fell on my head. What a beautiful butterfly." Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and slowly took it off his head. He took it down.
The expression changed, "Butterfly or leopard print? Whose shorts are these??"
Ha ha ha ha!
In the theater in Wudu, laughter filled with each other again.
At the same time, Luan Yunping couldn't say this anymore, "You can see clearly before you can talk."
Qi Yuncheng lowered his head, held his shorts in his hands, and continued to wonder, "In such a special place, I gave me a special gift. Am I going to be lucky to leave the chrysanthemum?"
"Oh, it's so slutty, that's called love luck."
"I care about it. I will bring it with me when I put my pants in it. I will ask you and your wife how I view this matter."
"Ask us both?"
"Luan Yunping! Axe! Are you at home?"
"Axe? My wife is called this? It seems that she is still a best friend with your wife."
"Luan Diudi!! As soon as the door opened, I took out the butterfly."
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng immediately picked up the handkerchief and shook it off, "I'll ask you two of you butterflies to soar into the sky. Is there any signs of it? You know a lot, let me analyze it."
"Don't shake it." Luan Yunping quickly grabbed the shaking white handkerchief and put it back.
"Luan Yunping said I can't analyze it. I'll take you to find a master. There is a master who tells fortunes at the entrance of the alley."
"Oh, where is there a master?"
"Luan Yunping led me out, turned a corner and came to a century-old store with four big words "Happy Supermarket."
"Is this a century-old store?" Luan Yunping complained as she heard this.
Qi Yuncheng nodded confidently and began to gesture squarely, "A big billboard is placed at the door: face to tell fortunes, shoe repair and keys."
"Master Almighty?"
"Sit on a pair of faces with the master. The master said that I will pay the money first, one hundred. I will give someone a hundred yuan, and the master will raise it and take a look."
"I'm afraid it's fake."
"I've finished it, the master has spoken." Qi Yuncheng changed his character from the side of his body, "Human life is divided into gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Have you heard of it? For example, the life of a scale, the life of a dustpan, the life of a toilet, the life of a chimney, the life of a chimney, the life of a toilet, the life of a chimney, the life of a
Fire Life, it's different anyway.
Judging from your face, you are going to lose money today.”
"That's how it's obvious?"
"At least one hundred yuan is lost!!"
After saying that, Qi Yuncheng couldn't believe it like a bigger fool on the stage, "God? How could he know?"
"How fresh, what you gave it to others!!!" Luan Yunping couldn't stand it and lit it out in a hurry.
“Master, let’s see my future.
The master said: Where are you planning to go now?
I want to go home.
Go home!
Thanks!!"
"It's over?"
"Stand up and walk back, Luan Yunping followed, and we looked at each other."
Qi Yuncheng, behind the microphone, paused and pointed his hand down, "There is a step beside him. I sat on the step and lit a cigarette. After smoking for twenty minutes, I asked, are we fooled?"
Luan Yunping said speechlessly: "That's a fool."
"Luan Yunping nodded, yes! Let's go and slap him. We'll come back and grab the master. This beat! It's too unethical. If you dare to lie to me, it means that I and I are smart."
"We are not very smart either."
"With a slam of his butt, his brain was kicked out."
"Okay, my brain is growing in my butt."
"If you don't give you green shi today, you've never eaten leeks."
"What word is this, you can think of it."
It was so disgusting that Luan Yunping was almost breaking her defense next to her, let alone the audience below were laughing.
Qi Yuncheng sneered and took action with his teeth and claws, "The master trembled with his punches from above and kicked his feet below. Although it was so exciting to hit, Iron Hammer could criticize me after he came back, which was too impulsive."
"You can't hit people."
"She educated me, I was very inspired. I must work hard to become an amazing person, so I decided to go to the former site of Sai Jinhua's office again."
"You're just wandering around here?"
"Come to hit the other side?"
"Who?"
Qi Yuncheng said: "The master of fortune-telling has pushed the trolley to collect scrap."
“Change a job?”
"While walking, I looked at him, but why did he push so slowly? Hello, why did you push so slowly?"
"He said?"
"The new car is running in!"
"I haven't heard of a trolley that is still running in." Luan Yunping quickly waved her hand and added.
"I didn't care about him, and someone called me afterwards."
"Who?"
"There is a small house next to it, a small pink lamp is lit, and a girl called me."
Qi Yunzhen leaned back and waved his hands constantly, and at the same time changed his tone, "Shenson, come in and sit back! She called me in."
"Really go?"
"Call me! I feel like I am from the south when I hear you speak.
Yes, Xiansen is here to sit down, where can I get rich?
I?"
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng glanced at his partner, "I definitely can't say I'm young."
Luan Yunping was puzzled, "Are you going to talk about it?"
“Of course, I…I am a college tutor.
Oh, are you a loser?”
"What a mess."
Ha ha ha ha!
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng waved his hand quickly, "Teacher!!!
A snicker?"
"I've identified it."
"I don't think I can talk to her anymore, so I changed my words and asked, "You are from the south, can the climate in the north be acceptable?"
Not bad, the climate in the north is too dry, and there is often wind, so I scraped my underwear that day without leaving me outside."
"Ouch!! It's hers."
Suddenly the truth was revealed. Luan Yunping held the table and was surprised. Qi Yuncheng quickly looked like he was zipping his pocket, fearing that he would be discovered.
"Are you still bringing it?" Luan Yunping looked at his appearance and immediately added.
After pulling it, Qi Yuncheng happily returned to his smile, "We were chatting, and suddenly turned around and looked through the window. There was an uncle who was pushing a cart outside, followed by the master who was pushing a cart.
Is this a report? How did the master calculate that I am here?"
"Nonsense, I saw you go in."
"broken!"
Qi Yuncheng became more and more panicked as he spoke. He put his hands on the button of the gown and shouted, "Hurry, hurry up, let's clean up quickly. As soon as I unbuttoned, she unbuttoned too! I was so scared that I was stunned. Don't unbuttoned!!! I unbuttoned
!!Hurry, let me perm my hair, and burn it like Yu Qian, who took the passerby last time."
Luan Yunping: "Huo, how long did Uncle Yu go?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Xiansen, the head perming instrument was burned by that old man!!"
Luan Yunping: "Okay, how hot is this uncle?"
Qi Yuncheng: "Will you shave your face? There is a basin here, grab a handful of soap foam and put it on your face. Hurry up, bring a knife.
There is no shave! Xiansen, only a kitchen knife!
That's fine, she shaves on my face with a kitchen knife.
I sat down and the door opened, and the police uncle and the master came in."
With his hands behind his back, Qi Yuncheng became the policeman again. He looked down and said, "What are you doing?"
Uncle police, nothing, I don’t mind washing my hair and scratching my face, and I don’t mind being a little unlucky.
Then why is there blood on your clothes?"
"Hmm?" Luan Yunping's eyes widened when she heard this.
Qi Yuncheng swallowed, smeared his face with his hand and then applied it to his coat, "Year of zodiac!!"
"Well, is it bleeding in the year of your zodiac?"
"To be honest, what are you two doing?
Uncle police, what do you think I can do? She is regular. Look how ugly she looks, just like a sweet potato fell on the ground and was stepped on by someone with nail shoes.
Is it true?
That's right, comrade policeman, this guy steals my cart.
How do you know?
If you don’t believe it, ask him, and if you ask why he pushed slowly, he would definitely say that he was running-in.
When the police asked, the master said that the two of them chased and ran away."
"There is no way not to chase." After a conversation, Luan Yunping finally replied.
"As soon as they left, my heart finally let go, I said, "Put down the knife. She held the knife... You are such a scumbag!"
"What's wrong?"
"When you said to me just now, I wanted to chop you up.
I said, don't you think about this? Is it all for ropes?"
"Well, do you use this everywhere?"
"I asked her in one sentence, and I was stunned with the knife. Where did you see my husband?"
Luan Yunping was also stunned by her partner, "What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng: "You are copying my husband's words."
Luan Yunping: "Good guy!"
Qi Yuncheng covered his face while speaking, "I'll go out to buy a band-tie bar quickly, and the blood can't stop. I'll find a medicine shop next to me, and three boxes of band-tie bars were stuck."
“Too big.”
"The elder sister who sells medicine is happy. Why don't you buy a night-use package?"
Hahahahahaha!
The night-use things are all understood by old men and women and girls, and they cannot imagine what is close to their faces.
As a partner, Luan Yunping still has to talk more, "That doesn't work."
"Yes, I'm afraid the blood will be sucked dry."
"You should say something serious quickly, I'm about to report you."
This sentence is definitely a moment ago. Qi Yuncheng turned his head and looked at his partner without answering him. He just looked at his eyes and said contempt, "I think so seriously, and I can't sleep all night after I get home.
I think I am so young and I can’t die. If I die if I lose too much blood, there are many things I haven’t done yet.”
"What other serious things can you do?"
"In the past, it was said that civil officials died for the sake of their whole hearts, military generals died for their whole hearts, and sons died for their filial piety. They died for crosstalk because they could not sell tickets."
"Stop talking about this."
"I can't die. I have a lot of abilities. Give me three thousand urban management and I can level the island country."
"Good guy, you're better than your master."
"good!!"
Quji guji guji guji guji!
When it comes to happy things, the audience is very happy and applauds.
"Give me a hundred crosstalk and give you peace in the world."
"You have selected all the elites."
"If one day I will be the master of the island country..."
"What are you going to do? Don't make bad thoughts and restrain your desires."
"I can watch any movie I want."
Thinking that it would be possible, Luan Yunping shook her head in an instant, "You are just pursuing this little bit."
"I'm happy to think about it. I'm confused until dawn, and someone smashed the door. Who is it? I, Luan Didui!"
"Why am I here for?"
"Open the door, the couple came in. Your wife was so angry. Tell me about him that he had an affair."
"I?"
"Luan Yunping, your wife is so nice to you, do you still have an affair?"
"What did I say?"
"Well, we just know each other casually, we just fell in love after a long time."
"What word is this?" Luan Yunping quickly corrected it, "Fall in love over time."
"Yes! Is it an idiom! I have been in love after a long time?"
"Can you stop adding that word?"
"Oh?" Qi Yuncheng suddenly turned his head and smiled, "You guys who talked about crosstalk are not allowed to have fun?"
Hahahahahaha!
After a series of events, the two actors didn't know how much they had satirized, and Luan Yunping also smiled and gasped, "Who won't let you have fun."
"Anyway, you are in love. I said this is not right. Take me to find the woman. You guys walk in the head, and I follow me. I came here around the bush, and I slap in the door, and the woman came out and gave her a hand.
He pointed at me and said something, and I turned my head and ran away."
"What did she say?"
"You are such a loser!"
"The feelings are waiting!"
...
Crosstalk falls to the bottom.
The two bowed and stepped down.
The theater burst into applause instantly.
It's almost the same as when I came on stage, with all kinds of voices.
Applause, conscience, and cheers can be heard clearly on the stage.
So after the host took a look at the time, he quickly asked the actor to go back and sing again. Most of the return shows were mainly chatting, and he also spoke this dialect.
In order to bring a closer distance from the audience.
After returning.
Teacher Gao’s program came out to suppress the situation.
And sometimes a performance is like this, and it can end quickly as it is performed.
Because two or three hours, it is easy to pass if you are not careful, let alone a place to be happy to listen to crosstalk.
When it comes down to the background.
Qi Yuncheng and the others simply spent the time of today's performance. As long as Teacher Gao finished the second round and Master and the uncle saved the game, today's venue will be soon.
But at this moment.
There was a movement on his phone, which was a video invitation from his wife.
As soon as I met, I was shocked.
Because Song Hui and his master's wife's faces were both in the camera, less than half a second, a familiar voice came from the phone, "How is Yuncheng? Is the performance okay? Is it enough to go back today?"
"Well, I guess it's almost done, so I asked my daughter to give you a video."
The background is quite small, but the sound of the phone is still the same, and there is nothing unfamiliar to the sound when you hear it.
Xiaoyue and the other brothers who came to participate in the actors all surrounded him. Even Guo Degang, who was sitting aside resting, knew it, but he didn't go there, just watched the children interact with their master's wife.
"Hello, Master's wife! Hello, sister-in-law!"
"Master's wife! Sister-in-law!"
...
The brothers and sisters shouted, "The master's wife is nothing, but Song Hui was a little confused about what to say after hearing so many voices over there.
Who told me that my husband was the first batch of apprentices to my master? Then my brothers and sisters would have to call her that.
Just as he looked, Qi Yuncheng discovered something was wrong. The background was at his home, but there were countless shopping bags on the table at home, and more than a dozen of them were placed.
"What are you doing?"
When talking about this Song Che, he was happy, "Husband, my teacher's wife took me to shop today and bought some things casually."
"I bought some casually. Did you ask your teacher's wife to buy the supermarket? More than a dozen bags?"