Chapter 228 Go back to the village, lick the dog and the old fox
Night, hotel, big bed.
Sister Mu was lying on the bed, dripping with sweat, her eyes blurred, but her face was as white as a baby.
Wei Yang stood up and said, "Sister Mu, why did you choose a hotel today? Isn't it better to stay at your home?"
Sister Mu said: "What? Do you like to do such exciting things in other people's homes?"
Wei Yang bared his teeth and smiled: "Sister Mu, the conscience of heaven and earth, I just want to remove melanin for you, restore your skin, and take care of your body by the way."
Sister Mu curled her lips: "So, you are not at all interested in an old woman like me? Are you not interested in looking at her?"
Wei Yang was helpless.
Women, no matter what you say, you are wrong about this.
"That's not possible. Sister Mu is only in her thirties and has a well-maintained figure. Everyone will believe you when she says you are in your twenties. Moreover, you are when a woman is most mature. You are like a ripe peach.
Every bite is a blessing in the world."
"Tsk, tsk, we haven't seen each other for a few days, this little mouth is even sweeter." Sister Mu turned sideways, her figure looming under the sweaty pajamas, which was even more attractive than her naked body.
Wei Yang couldn't help but his heartbeat quickened.
Men, especially young men, are full of energy and cannot stand stimulation.
"In that case, why haven't you moved me even after several times?" Sister Mu asked directly.
Wei Yang said: "Because I think our relationship is very good now. Once we break through this line, I will be embarrassed to boss you around."
Sister Mu said: "Then why do you think I am working so hard to help you?"
Wei Yang's mouth twitched.
What, is this going to be a showdown?
This woman is forcing me to make a choice!
"Sister Mu, are you sure you want to break through this step? I can't give you any promises. If you want something, it's better to separate directly and go our separate ways from now on to avoid stalemate in the future, which would be bad." Wei Yang also said
Stop talking nonsense and answer directly.
Sister Mu got up from the bed, hugged Wei Yang, put her chin on his shoulder, and breathed out like a orchid: "Sister Mu has never asked for anything, I only hope that in the last days of flowers blooming, there will be someone who can water them for me.
, I will be satisfied if I live up to the best years of my life."
After hearing this, Wei Yang could not control himself.
I don't want you to be responsible, as long as you contribute, even a man can't handle it.
"Take me to the bathroom. My back is itchy. Please rub my back."
"Okay sister."
Wei Yang directly picked up Sister Mu and strode towards the bathroom.
Here, a copy of "Little Emperor's Uncle" is omitted.
The next day.
Wei Yang and Sister Mu separated in the hotel. Sister Mu had another job, and Wei Yang went straight to Lianhua Mountain.
Drive away.
Little White Fish's voice sounded: "It turns out that this is how the human race reproduces. It's so troublesome."
"Yeah, yeah, it's not fun at all, it just screams and makes a lot of noise."
Wei Yang's face turned dark: "Did I say you two didn't sleep at night?"
"We don't need to sleep."
"That's right, sleeping is such a waste of time. You humans waste half of your life on sleeping. You're so lazy."
Wei Yang was speechless.
"By the way, how do you reproduce your race?" Wei Yang suddenly thought of something and asked curiously.
After all, there are only two Moon Spirit Fishes this year. It would be great if they could multiply and grow.
"We don't need to reproduce, we are born from the moonlight."
"Yes, yes, as long as there is enough moonlight, we can give birth to the same species. However, after so many years, we have not dared to mess around. We have accumulated this moonflower water secretly, but it is not enough to breed a third moon spirit."
"Then you are so pitiful." Wei Yang replied pitifully.
Little White Fish was puzzled: "Why are we so pitiful?"
"You can't enjoy happiness."
"We are very happy."
"That's right, as long as there is moonlight, we will be happy and happy."
Wei Yang sneered: "It's different. The happiness I'm talking about is the happiness you give to the same kind. The two of you can only experience the happiness yourself, and that's not called happiness. Only by helping the same kind of people be happy, that's the real happiness."
The two little white fish were confused.
After all, different races have different reproductions, so it is impossible to understand what Wei Yang said.
For a while, they were silent.
After fooling the two little guys, Wei Yang's ears were at peace.
More than an hour later.
Wei Yang arrived at Hewan Village.
Came back again and there were new changes.
A huge gatehouse already has its outline.
There are five words on the gate tower, Lotus Mountain Holy Land.
Look, we don’t call it a scenic spot, we call it a holy land. In terms of quality, it suppresses other scenic spots.
As for whether it is qualified to be called a holy land.
Then let tourists evaluate it after the scenic spot opens.
Come to your yard.
The black fox just ran over.
"Beast, you went out to play and you didn't take me with you?" Black Fox's tone was full of resentment.
Wei Yang curled his lips: "You are so rubbish now, what can I do with you?"
"Ancestor, I have lived for a thousand years and have seen a lot. If you take me with you, you can at least prevent you from being deceived." Black Fox retorted confidently.
"A thousand years? It's only been a thousand years, are you so arrogant? This little fox demon is very pretentious."
"That's right, a thousand years is only a blink of an eye. How dare you brag about it?"
"who?"
The black fox was dissed by two people at once, and he immediately felt unhappy.
Two small white fish flew directly out of the backpack, swimming freely in the void like a pool.
They are all pure white, but their eyes are red. They have the same tail as a goldfish, and they have a halo when they swim, making them beautiful.
The black fox was stunned. After looking at it carefully for a moment, he laughed angrily: "It turned out to be two fish. What, now the fish is also qualified to mock the fox? Who gave you the courage?"
"You are the fish."
"Your whole family is fish."
The black fox stared and was about to speak when suddenly panic appeared in his eyes and his whole body was unable to move.
"Hmph, I am the Moon Spirit, the seventh among the pure spirits of heaven and earth. A mortal monster like you actually calls me a fish?"
"That's right, we just look alike, but we are essentially pure spirits and a noble species. You, dog, look down upon us."
The little white fish stared at the black fox, and just used coercion to directly suppress the black fox.
The black fox couldn't move or speak, but his heart was already shocked beyond measure.
This is actually pure spirit!
This thing hasn't appeared in many years.
At least this is the first time I have seen it in my thousand years. This thing is as rare as the legendary gods.
Moreover, what shocked Black Fox even more was...
What kind of luck does this kid have?
How come you can bring back such a magical thing when you go out!
This god’s own son wouldn’t be treated like this!
"Ahem, okay, we are all members of the same family, don't touch them, there is no pattern at all." Wei Yang coughed and reminded.
The little white fish decisively let go of the black fox.
No matter what, Wei Yang is now the food and clothing parent of the two of them, so he must be disobedient, otherwise he will not get any merit and will be homeless. It would be too miserable.
The black fox was able to move, and he knelt down decisively and said loudly: "Two Moon Spirit Ancestors, the little fox is here to greet you."
After saying that, he hit his head on the ground very hard.
"Hey, it has changed so quickly? You can bend and stretch!"
"That's right, there's something about this fox."
"The two ancestors are very grateful. I am too blind to recognize Taishan. I hope the two ancestors will understand."
With a fox face, he tried his best to smile flatteringly.
"It's okay, we're all one family, just don't brag in the future."
"Yes, yes, you will get beaten if you brag. This is the truth."
"Thank you, ancestor, for your advice. The little fox will keep this truth in mind and never forget it." The black fox humiliated, as humbly as an old slave, with gratitude in his tone.
Wei Yang was a little confused by this change.
After being stunned for a moment, he gave the old fox a thumbs up.
You old man, you are so shameless and a dog-licker.