Chapter 300 Wei Yang: Don't make trouble, it's all my brothers
"dislike?"
See if the woman doesn't answer.
Wei Yang asked with a smile.
The woman narrowed her eyes: "What does this mean?"
Wei Yang said: "Isn't this very obvious? Etiquette, isn't it the same as the human relations and social needs in our great empire? Toasts at the table and cigarettes at the table."
The woman grinned, revealing a set of fine fangs, especially the two fangs on the left and right, which were particularly sharp and looked scary.
"I'm not human."
"Sister, don't talk nonsense." Wei Yang's face hardened, his expression serious, he stretched out his finger and pressed the woman's lips.
woman:???
"Sister, there is something wrong with what you said. It will hurt yourself. Don't you know?" Wei Yang explained seriously.
"What harm?" The woman stepped back slightly, avoiding Wei Yang's fingers, and frowned a little.
When did a stinky man touch my mouth?
Wei Yang smiled and said: "Sister, you said you are not a human being, but why did you turn into a human form? Isn't this a contradiction?"
The woman snorted coldly: "The human form is suitable for cultivation, I just do it for convenience."
"Yes, the human form is suitable for cultivation, so you want to become a human, but now, you say that you are not a human. There is a term in cultivation called spiritual reflection, which is also called inner demon hiding."
"You obviously like to be a human, but you say that you are not a human. It's okay now. It's just a sentence and it doesn't matter. But this mistake will leave traces deep in your soul. In the future, when you cultivate
When you reach a certain level of strength, you want to survive the tribulation, right? If you say you don’t need it, just pretend I didn’t say it.”
Wei Yang looked at the woman.
The woman hesitated for a moment, then nodded: "Yes."
"Hey...that's it." Wei Yang grinned and reached out to pat the woman on the shoulder.
"What are you going to say?" The woman's tone was a little anxious. She shrugged and moved Wei Yang's hand away.
Wei Yang said: "What I want to say is that if you talk too much, you will make mistakes."
"Sister, since you have turned into a human form, you must treat yourself as a human being. Only when you feel that you are a human being can you be magnanimous and transparent. External demons will not invade and internal demons will not arise. On the contrary, you
You are not a human being when you open your mouth, but you want to eat people when you close your mouth. You are proud of this for now, but when you go through the tribulation, I am afraid that thunder will come and you will be annihilated." Wei Yang said seriously.
There was a hint of fear in the woman's eyes.
Regardless of whether they are aliens, weird, evil spirits, or ghosts, anyone who hears about thunder calamity will be afraid of them, as they are their natural enemies.
At this moment, the woman couldn't help but doubt.
Shouldn't I say that I am not a human being?
While it was thinking about it.
But Wei Yang didn't give it time to think too much, and said quickly: "Since you want to be a human being, you must learn from others. If you don't learn from others, how can you be like a human being? Unlike humans, when you have inner demons, you will be shaken.
He will be struck to death by lightning."
"Then what should I do?" The woman really didn't want to think about it anymore and asked instead.
Wei Yang smiled and handed Hua Zi over again: "Here, smoke one first."
The woman hesitated for a moment, then took it.
Wei Yang lit one for himself, then lit it for himself, let the woman observe for a while, and then lit it for the woman.
The woman studied awkwardly, but she felt that she didn't like the choking smell.
Just looking at Wei Yang, puffing out clouds and mist, he felt very contented, and suddenly he felt curious.
Is this really that good?
Unable to bear it, the woman continued to study. After taking a few puffs, she realized that as long as she didn't swallow it, it was okay.
"Now, you look a bit like a human now." Wei Yang praised.
The corners of the woman's mouth turned up slightly.
"Oh, yes, what's your name?" Wei Yang took the opportunity to ask.
The woman said: "My name is Qiu Ju, and I am a cat spirit."
Wei Yang was surprised: "Those wild cats?"
"It was the wild cats driven by me. These people stole the spiritual fruit that I was guarding." The woman's eyes flashed green and her tone became fierce.
Wei Yang was surprised: "Spirit fruit? Can spiritual fruit still grow in this Coffin Mountain?"
The woman said: "I'm not from here. I came after them smelling their scent, but this place is indeed quite interesting. There are many evil spirits, and there are many scary things inside."
As the woman spoke, she looked into the depths of the canyon, obviously in awe.
Wei Yang's eyes moved and he said with a smile: "This is the Coffin Mountain Canyon outside Jiuyou City."
"Eh!"
The woman's expression changed slightly, and she obviously didn't expect that she would actually come here.
But soon, it looked at Wei Yang again and said meaningfully: "You don't have their scent on you. You are not in the same group. Then who are you? How come you have come to such a dangerous place in the middle of the night?"
Wei Yang said: "I'm just here. This is my mother's house. My sister lives here. I'm here to visit my relatives."
"Your sister?"
"The empress of the Nine Netherworld is my sister."
woman:???
He looked at Wei Yang in confusion.
You are funny.
You are a living person, you are in the underworld, you are the Emperor and Empress of the Yin God, what is your status, how can you have the nerve to call me sister?
"You don't believe it? Forget it, I'm too lazy to explain, but I'm going to Jiuyou City now to have a drink with my uncle. Are you interested, sister? Let's go together." Wei Yang asked with a smile.
The woman took a deep look at Wei Yang and said with a smile: "Forget it, I have to keep an eye on these little thieves until I find the person behind the scenes, so I won't play with you anymore. Little brother, thank you for your gift.
I have left a breath on you, and I will come and play with you when I have time."
As soon as he finished speaking, the woman's figure swept away, turned into a shadow, and ran to the canyon on the opposite side.
Behind it, a group of wild cats roared away.
Wei Yang watched silently.
After a while, Wei Yang sighed: "Cat spirit? Bah, who are you fooling? I have a pair of spiritual eyes and can see through the truth. He is obviously a corpse demon with a hot figure, and he lied to me."
"However, this girl's acting skills are better than mine. I fooled you, and you took the opportunity to fool me. Tsk tsk. As expected, there are no simple things for those who have become sperms. You still want to play with me? You corpse monster, you are full of sins.
And I’m going to die, so I won’t be implicated in playing with you!”
As he spoke, Wei Yang reached out and touched a strand of his hair, and a puff of breath was peeled off from his hair.
My little brother, I really don’t like to be stared at, I feel uncomfortable.
I'll give this breath to you.
As soon as he finished speaking, Wei Yang waved his hand, and the pure Yang mana enveloped the aura of the corpse demon who called himself Qiu Ju, and flew away, landing on a big black mouse a few hundred meters away.
The big black mouse was obviously stunned. After a moment, it was covered in hair and got into the hole in the soil.
"Cats love mice, perfect match."
Wei Yang bared his teeth and smiled, then his figure flew past and flew deep into the canyon.
Along the way, Wei Yang soon saw the iron coffin and the red coffin.
"Senior Red Cat, I'm here again, come out."
Wei Yang shouted loudly before he arrived, his tone full of joy.
The sound spread, alarming both sides of the canyon, and countless evil spirits stared at it.
However, at this moment, Wei Yang had already taken out the small bag that Empress Jiuyou had given to him. This bag contained the aura of Empress Jiuyou, which could deter evil spirits.
Wei Yang couldn't guarantee the monsters outside, but the local ones should at least give them some face.
Sure enough, it was discovered that it was Wei Yang. Those evil spirits and aliens who looked over continued to sleep without paying any attention to him.
This kid is just an anomaly, and no one is impressed by him.
"Hey, my little friend is here again? That's right. I haven't seen you for a while. My cultivation has improved by leaps and bounds." A red shadow appeared from the coffin. It was the red cat. It looked at Wei Yang with eyes filled with wonder.
Wei Yang said modestly: "It's just so-so. Well, senior Hongmao, I brought you some food and drink, don't dislike it."
Wei Yang was still shocked when he saw the red cat again.
Because, he still can't see through it.
Good guy, what level of boss is this red cat? It must be at least at the peak of its soul. Maybe it will only leave here after it has passed the last step.
"Oh, this is so embarrassing. I'm here and I don't need these. Why are you so shabby..." The red cat was modest at first.
But when he saw what Wei Yang took out, his eyes widened.
"Is this spiritual wine?"
"Yes, this is the Jade Dragon Spring brewed by the Dragon King of Jinhe River. It tastes pretty good. Seniors can warm themselves up by blowing the cold wind here and drinking some wine." Wei Yang grinned.
The red cat didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let an evil spirit drink alcohol to warm himself up? You can tell.
But this wine smells delicious.
It was about to speak.
Suddenly two shadows appeared in the surrounding area, both staring directly at Lingjiu.
Each breath of these two phantoms is strange and fierce, like an abyss or a sea, unfathomable.
The red cats frowned: "You two, what do you mean?"
"Wine." A shadow said.
"I want to drink." Another shadow added.
The red cat sneered: "You two, although we have been neighbors for hundreds of years, we are not familiar with each other. Why do you think that if we join forces, we can do whatever we want?"
"Don't forget, this is the outskirts of Netherland. It's really big trouble. Netherland will blame it. When the time comes, it will no longer send out the Yin Qi and let this place become a wasteland. Do you think other fellow Taoists will agree?"
As soon as these words came out, countless evil spirits in the entire canyon looked over.
The two shadows fell silent.
The atmosphere became a little tense for a while.
"Na na na, senior Red Cat, what are you doing? We are all brothers and friends. It's just drinks. Isn't it normal for friends to give some drinks to each other? If nothing else, I still have it. Don't hurt the harmony.
.”
At this time, Wei Yang suddenly spoke, smiled, and took out another jar.
This time when he came here, Wei Yang brought twenty or thirty tanks with him, originally with the intention of bribing the evil spirits.
How could you miss such a good opportunity?
After all, in front of Wei Yangling, these two phantoms with terrifying and violent auras could not hide their true bodies at all.
A monk and a Taoist priest.
Both of them were old and disfigured, and their bodies were wrapped in the aura of death, but there was still a glimmer of life in both of them.
Obviously, it is here that they use the special place of Coffin Mountain Canyon to deceive the secrets of heaven, separate Yin and Yang, and make themselves immortal.
This is a real boss. If you have the opportunity to make friends, how can you miss it?
After getting familiar with each other over and over again, wouldn't it be logical to use their names to cause trouble later?