When I saw Uncle Yandai’s yard again, it was no different from before.
The bare tree was still very bare, without half a leaf, and lifeless.
The little bed I made on it is still there.
After entering the courtyard, the beautiful lady in her thirties next door appeared again, but it was different from before.
This time, the lady looked at Wei Yang with affectionate expressions and infinite shyness.
Hey, this bitch is determined to covet my body.
Wei Yang muttered secretly.
But to be honest, women are green in their teens, mature in their twenties, and coquettish in their thirties.
A woman in her early thirties is the real cannon stand. It can be said that there is no dead end at 360 degrees. As long as you can operate it, you will be able to set it up.
Although this lady is evil, she is beautiful.
Don't hit the smiling person with your hand.
Not everyone is like that stupid old beggar who is moody and gives him face but he doesn't want it.
Immediately, Wei Yang also smiled at the lady, then walked over and handed the lady a tender and juicy cucumber through the courtyard wall.
When the lady saw him, she became even more shy. Although her eyes were lifeless, she expressed her joy with her gestures.
Wei Yang couldn't help but stretched out his hand to pinch its cheek and said, "We'll have a dinner here later, let's come and eat together."
The lady was about to nod when she suddenly felt something. She turned around and saw that it was the rickety uncle looking over. His eyes were so cold that it trembled in fright, hugged the cucumber, and fled back to his house.
Wei Yang looked at him with regret, looked at the rickety uncle and said, "Uncle, why are you scaring it?"
The rickety uncle hummed: "This woman is not strong enough and can't control her own death energy. You kid, your cultivation level has not reached the level where the golden elixir cannot leak. If you really want to have sex with her, it will cost you just once."
How many times can you do this in ten years of life?"
Wei Yang's mouth twitched.
Let me ask.
Ten years of life at a time? This is too expensive, I can’t afford it.
I decisively gave up that curious idea.
Wei Yang started to get busy.
The first step is to set up the table.
The last time I used that small stone table, I had a hard time eating.
Wei Yang was fully prepared this time.
The table used is the Eight Immortals Carousel Table.
Twelve additional chairs have been prepared.
Then, Wei Yang took out the bowls and chopsticks and began to arrange them.
Two roasted whole lambs, then big knuckles, roasted chicken, roasted duck, stewed eggs, pig's feet, soft-shell turtle, and peanuts.
They are all hard dishes, each one is packed in a small pot, and the turntable is piled full.
Then came the Jade Dragon Spring. I got two bottles and put them next to me, so I could drink as much as I wanted.
This time, Wei Yang came here prepared to bleed heavily.
I need to take good care of the evil and evil bosses in Jiuyou City.
See Wei Yang's preparation.
Even the rickety old man couldn't help his throat rumbling.
Good guy, many of them are things I have never tasted before. This guy is very generous.
The fat baby's eyes even glowed green.
But this little kid also knows how to measure things.
The food that was brought out at this time had not yet been eaten, and it could not be seated.
At this time, people began to come outside the door one after another.
General Yuan dressed in black fur.
The old fisherman with white hair and red face.
The bearded blacksmith.
The white-faced old scholar Mr. Yang.
Originally, there were scattered evil spirits outside the street, and evil spirits also showed up in the houses on both sides of the street.
When these few people appeared, those evil spirits disappeared without a trace in an instant.
It's like a shark passing by and the small fishes fleeing.
Before he even came in, General Yuan said in surprise: "Good wine, good food, hahahaha, this is what I have been looking forward to for so many years."
"Good boy, it's time to spend." Grandma Yu's face was kind, but her eyes were lifeless. Those eyes were unique to evil spirits, and they were also a reflection of their true nature.
So, don't look at them. They are surprises, kindness, love and care.
Maybe you really have these emotions.
But in a heart full of tyranny, at most there is only a little bit.
That is Wei Yang, so this little bit is reflected. If it is an outsider, it does not matter whether he is alive or dead, and he will kill according to his heart.
"Hey, Brother Yuan, Grandma Yu, Brother Gou, Mr. Yang, you are here, please take a seat." Wei Yang greeted with a smile.
"Don't worry, the old smoker hasn't come yet. After all, this is his territory. We still have to give him some face." The fisherman replied with a smile.
"Now, standing still means standing. Come on, let's have some snacks first."
Wei Yang said as he handed the fisherman a bottle of yogurt, which was still iced.
I handed a few huazi to General Yuan, Blacksmith Gou, Mr. Yang, and the rickety uncle.
See Hua Zi.
Mr. Yang smiled and said: "I met an old cigarette bag earlier and saw him doing this. I wanted to beg for two cigarettes, but he refused to give them as if they were precious. It turns out he got them from his little brother."
Wei Yang smiled and said: "This is called Huazi, it's a good smoke, it's only for men, some of you should give it a try."
General Yuan said with a smile: "I know how. I met a few small blind things before, hammered them, and discovered this thing. After trying it, I thought it was quite good and tastes good."
As he spoke, General Yuan stuffed it into his mouth, then pinched it with his fingers, causing flames to ignite.
Take a sip and spit it out again, looking intoxicated.
He followed the example, and soon, several others also learned to smoke. For a while, several old men were puffing away at smoke.
If this was seen outside, everyone would think it was just a family chatting and spanking. Who would dare to believe that letting anyone out casually would cause the Yuanshen Realm bosses to treat it with caution and not even want to be enemies.
Before he could reach it, a figure came over from a distance.
"The old tobacco bag is here." The rickety old man said.
"Oh, I have taken advantage of it today. It seems that later on we have to ask for mercy for it and ask Hades Emperor to do a favor. At least let it talk. After so many years, just smoking dry, I'm afraid it's all gone.
I'm so bored." Mr. Yang smiled.
"Hey, it all depends on chance, otherwise Hades would have nothing to do."
"After all, existences like ours are said to be immortal, but who knows the pain of our ascension? Especially in our realm, thousands of years are like a blink of an eye. What we were like before is what we are like now. It is difficult to break through.
Yeah!" General Yuan sighed.
"I think this old smoker is not far away from breaking through." The fisherman's wife smiled, as if she had seen through something.
Wait for the tobacco bag man to come in.
Another round of pleasantries.
The main thing is that the communication between them does not need to use human words, but communicates in evil ways.
After a while, Mr. Yandai looked at Wei Yang with a smile, nodded, and everyone began to take their seats one after another.
Sit down.
As the host, Wei Yang had to say a few words.
Clearing his throat, Wei Yang smiled and said: "Everyone, I am most familiar with Uncle Ricky and Uncle Yandang here. After all, we have met twice and we have spent some time together."
"It's the first time I've met a few others, but it doesn't matter. We're familiar with each other once, but we're familiar with each other the second time. I'm a junior here. I'll give you a toast first. I'll do it. You can do whatever you want."
After saying that, Wei Yang picked up the bowl full of wine and drank it all in one gulp.
The rickety old man, the pipe old man, etc., of course did their part and drank them all.
Wei Yang put down the bowl and continued: "We are all open-minded people. Let's not talk nonsense. Our feelings are all here. Let's eat first."
For a moment, the table was very lively.
They had not eaten for many years, and they tasted so heroic. Even the fisherman who looked at her was gentle and kind, she pulled off a leg of lamb and chewed it loudly until the bones were swallowed.
When Wei Yang saw it, he couldn't help but curiously asked the rickety uncle next to him: "Uncle, Jiuyou City is not completely isolated from the outside world. Why can't you trade with the outside world? At least exchange for some food and drink.
It’s pretty simple too.”
The rickety uncle shook his head: "This is a rule set by the Underworld Emperor. It is not allowed to actively contact Qimen monks. Moreover, Jiuyou City is open to the outside world. The first function is to prove our existence. The second is to randomly release some Earth Qi Dragon Pills.
Protect the status of my Nine Netherworlds."
Wei Yang continued to ask: "What's the point of releasing the Qi Dragon Pill randomly?"
"It doesn't matter, it just depends on what you like. I used to be the gatekeeper, and then you, Uncle Tobacco Bag. Anyone who comes, no matter what their strength, must be pleasing to the eye. If they don't like it, they will fight. If they can't beat it, they will activate the Ten Directions Ban. Even if
As a monk in the realm of Yuanshen, you should be in awe when encountering the Ten Directions Forbidden Ones." The rickety uncle replied proudly.
Wei Yang was stunned.
What the hell.
After so many years of relationship, those who have obtained the Earth Qi Dragon Pill are not because of their strength and hard work, but because they are pleasing to your eyes.
But this is also reasonable.
After all, you are now pleased with me, right?
Hey, I spent a lot of money in order to clear this dungeon. Brothers and sisters, please don't let me lose money.
While they were eating and drinking, suddenly the rickety uncle and the others suddenly stood up, and their expressions became very unnatural.
Especially General Yuan, who still had a big mouthful of meat in his mouth, but he didn't dare to chew it, swallow it, let alone spit it out.
Their eyes were staring straight at the door, helpless and full of awe.
Wei Yang looked over curiously, then froze.
There were two women standing at the door, one big and one small. They were the woman called Mrs. Fengguo whom they saw for the first time when they came here, and their lovely daughter in a little red dress.
After a meal, Wei Yang was ecstatic and rushed over, shouting.
"Sister, I miss you so much."
Then he plunged into the woman's arms and felt great softness.