Chapter 351 Mrs. Luo Fu: Don't lie to me, I have already seen through everything
Looking at the ten bottles of Peach Blossom Beauty Cream placed on the stone table by Wei Yang.
The woman in the red dress fell silent.
It's been a thousand years and nothing has happened.
Now that something happened, someone did it!
Feeling very frustrated.
But soon.
The woman in the red dress smiled with gratitude: "Thank you, sir, I like it very much."
Wei Yang smiled and said nothing.
He somewhat understood.
Why is this thing about love and resentment, not love spirit, love god or something like that?
Not long after.
Yueling 1 and 2 are back.
"Brother Xiaoyang, there are a lot of blood loaches, at least one hundred thousand, and there are many mature ones, thick and big."
Wei Yang smiled with satisfaction.
Blood loach is very difficult to cultivate because of its slow growth rate and high environmental requirements.
Basically, a blood loach needs to be carefully cultivated for nearly thirty years before it grows up enough to be eaten.
The blood loach that has been cultivated for hundreds of years is considered to be the best spiritual material.
The mature body is a century-old blood loach.
This wave, blood profit.
"Okay, the transaction is completed. Miss Qingyuan, I have something to do and will come see you another day." Wei Yang smiled.
Another day is also a subtle word, it is also called indefinite.
Qingyuan was frightened by the Buddha's light in Wuzhi Mountain, and had no intention of staying.
"Okay, sir, welcome back." Qingyuan smiled.
Wei Yang turned around and walked away quickly.
When Wei Yang left, Qingyuan's face turned gloomy and ugly, and she punched hard, smashing the Peach Blossom Beauty Cream to pieces.
After leaving for a few kilometers.
Wei Yang looked at the corpse next to him.
"The grudge just now, like you, has never harmed anyone. Why is it more powerful than you?"
The corpse shadow rolled its eyes evilly: "It was very powerful when it was alive, okay? It was an elder of the Luofu Sect, with a cultivation level at the peak of the soul. It was just because of the man she liked that she fell in love with someone else. She hated her because of her love, so she killed the man with her own hands.
She was beheaded, and a three-life love spell was planted in the man's soul, and she was sent into reincarnation, waiting for the man to come back and continue to love her."
Wei Yang was stunned: "Damn it, so cruel!"
The corpse shadow evil spirit sighed: "Isn't that right? I was also a disciple of the Luofu Sect when I was alive, and I have some information about it in my memory. This woman is a madman, but I didn't expect that it also transformed into an evil spirit. I was scared to death just now.
, I thought I was going to die here."
Wei Yang sighed: "Hey, love is so harmful."
"By the way, boss, that fairy moisturizer? Is it really precious?" At this time, Corpse Shadow Xiexiu couldn't help but ask.
Wei Yang paused and said with a smile: "Of course it is very precious. No one can make this thing except me."
"Boss, you told me earlier that it was your elders who did it." The corpse's evil eyes were full of resentment.
The corner of Wei Yang's mouth twitched: "My elder has long since disappeared. What I'm talking about is that now, I am the only one who has it, and all the heavenly moisturizers out there are provided by me. As long as I don't sell them, there won't be any in the world, so
, saying it is very precious is absolutely correct.”
"Besides, Thirteen, can you look further ahead? What you want to pursue should be to earn more points and exchange them for countless yellow spring water in the future. You don't understand this fairy moisturizing, but yellow spring water, you
You should know how precious it is, it's not a lie." Wei Yang said sincerely.
Corpse Shadow thought evilly for a while.
It seems so.
I wonder what this heavenly moisturizer is for.
This is just a tool that my boss and I got to know. It doesn’t matter even if it’s not expensive. Anyway, working to earn points and redeem them for yellow spring water is the most important thing.
"Yeah, thank you boss for reminding me, I understand." Corpse Shadow Xie Sui became high-spirited again.
Wei Yang smiled: "Yes, I like your current status. Keep it up. I believe that you will be the working king of my Lotus Mountain in the future! This is a unique title for my Lotus Mountain. It will be reviewed every ten years. If you can
With this title, you don’t need to do anything. You can receive ten extra points every day for ten years. They will be canceled after the election changes. Do you think you can calculate how many extra points you have?"
The corpse's shadow was evil and its face was red. It was excitement.
It wants the title of Working King.
This corpse shadow was tricked by evil spirits again.
Wei Yang continued to stroll.
This time, they encountered more than a dozen evil spirits in a row. Unfortunately, there were no spiritual objects in the territory. There were only some ordinary spiritual herbs and spiritual materials. Wei Yang didn't care about them, so he didn't bother to pay attention to them.
Wei Yang was just wondering whether he should go back home. After all, he had already gained a lot from this wave.
In front, a group of people suddenly appeared.
These people are very strange. They look like paper figures. The men are dressed in black and the women are dressed in red. Their eyes are dull, their faces are blushed, and their mouths are smiling.
Some people beat gongs and drums, some held up plaques, some carried sedan chairs, and maids followed.
An old woman who looked like a matchmaker led the way, jumping up and down, very funny.
Wei Yang opened his Delirium Eyes and instantly saw through the true situation of this group of people.
They are all dummies, but they have been enlightened by the evil spirit and turned into controllable ghosts.
Especially the sedan chair gave off a terrifying aura and was definitely a terrifying evil thing.
But at this moment, there was a man sitting in the sedan chair. He was a big living person. He had a weird smile on his face, but his eyes were straight and unfocused, and he was drooling.
Li Qi, male, twenty-seven years old, a monk from Qimen, has practiced Taoism for five years, has the body of a boy and is full of yang energy.
Was he caught while searching for treasure?
Why do you act like a fool?
Wei Yang looked confused.
"This, this is Madam Luofu's wedding sedan. Boss, I can't afford to offend you. I really can't afford to offend you." Corpse Shadow Xie Sui suddenly spoke at this time, with awe in his tone.
Wei Yang asked curiously: "Do you know him?"
"Ms. Luofu, all the evil spirits here know him. He is the true spirit of Luofu Cave Heaven. He is alienated by the divine blood. He is the master of the entire cave and is also our nominal eldest sister." Corpse Shadow Evil Evil replied.
Wei Yang was surprised.
Can all cave gods be alienated?
Just then.
The procession of sedan chairs that was originally walking suddenly stopped.
The leading funny matchmaker turned to look at Wei Yang, her eyes lit up, as if she had discovered some unique treasure.
Then the team turned around and headed straight for Wei Yang.
"No, it's targeting us, boss, let's run away." The corpse shadow Xie Sui turned pale with fright.
Wei Yang smiled and said: "What are you afraid of? It can still eat me?"
"It really knows how to eat, Lady Luofu. She feeds on grooms. It is said that she marries a groom every year and every groom is eaten by her." Corpse Shadow replied evilly.
Wei Yang frowned: "Eating people? This is not okay."
At this moment, the procession of sedan chairs in the distance had already arrived.
The matchmaker even smiled, waving the handkerchief in her hand, and said, "Quick, let me welcome you to the sedan chair."
Follow its words.
The sedan chair shook and the young man named Li Qi who was sitting inside was thrown out.
Then the sedan door opened.
Wei Yang was stunned.
This is it, changed?
Sorry, this is bullying, when will men stand up?
Absolutely slanderous.
Suddenly, a series of whispers sounded in my ears, as if a loved one was calling home.
In the haze, he seemed to see another beautiful face, looking at him affectionately and waving to him, which made Wei Yang couldn't help but want to get into the sedan chair.
Thinking together, Wei Yang understood that he was confused again.
Oh, if you care about me, then I will also care about you. It depends on who has more powerful means.
Wei Yang did not resist, and took the initiative to stride over and got into the sedan chair.
The corpse shadow Xie Sui was so anxious outside that he kept calling for the boss.
After all, without a boss, there are no points and no opportunities. Where can I find the yellow spring water?
After entering the sedan chair, Wei Yang felt a wave of comfort, as if he had entered the warmest place in the world, where he could be happy forever.
Slowly, the heavenly palace above the clouds appeared in front of my eyes, with fairies dancing, fairy sounds lingering, tables full of delicious food, and fine wines flowing freely. There were even fairies snuggling up to me, tender as water, calling me uncle sweetly, and touching everywhere.
Wei Yang finally understood why Li Qi's eyes were straight and his mouth was drooling. Damn it, which man can withstand such a test?
This sedan chair is truly a man’s paradise!
It's a pity that what my brother wants more... is the merits of heaven!
Wei Yang bared his teeth and smiled, clasping his hands together and chanting: "Amitabha."
The next moment, a round of Buddha's light appeared in the back of my head, with immeasurable golden light floating, and Sanskrit chanting, and a peaceful atmosphere filled the air.
Suddenly, the illusion disappeared, the sedan chair trembled, and a woman screamed.
"Buddha's light, it's Buddha's light!"
"Who are you? Who are you?"
Wei Yang smiled: "My name is Sakyamuni."
"Fart, this is obviously Bodhidharma's golden light of Buddhahood."
Wei Yang sighed: "Well, you have seen through it. In fact, I am Bodhidharma."
"Hahahahahaha, okay, very good. If you don't take the road to heaven, and there is no door to hell, you break in. Bodhidharma, you rebellious thief, I didn't expect you to dare to come to Luofu Cave. Today I have arrested you.
, I will definitely have a seat on the throne of gods in heaven in the future. Thank you for your contribution."
The woman's laughter was wild and she sounded very excited.
Wei Yang said: "What, you said it wrong."
"Huh? What's wrong?" the woman wondered.
"You should add Lao Tie and thank Lao Tie for sending me the bald head, otherwise it wouldn't taste that good." Wei Yang replied with a smile.
woman:???
"In addition, you have made another mistake. I am both Bodhidharma and Sakyamuni. If you don't believe me, just look at it."
Wei Yang stretched out his hand, and in his palm, the terrifying Buddha light of Wuzhishan emerged.
The woman screamed: "Wuzhishan!"
"Yes, it's Wuzhishan. You are a visionary. This Buddha separated a ray of true spirit and smuggled into the world just to capture Bodhidharma."
"Why did this Buddha come here? It was because he felt your inner desire to worship the Buddha, so he came to ferry you. Now it seems that you prefer to be a god, not to become a Buddha."
"Hey, it seems that the position of Luofu Buddha in the Western Heaven that I prepared for you will come to nothing." Wei Yang sighed, with a hint of helplessness in his tone.
"Buddha? Do you want to help me become a Buddha?" the woman asked with a trembling voice.
Wei Yang smiled and looked very kind: "Of course, otherwise why would this Buddha come here?"
"But I, I am no longer innocent, I have played with many men."
"It doesn't matter, there is also Happy Zen in the West."
"I also eat people."
"Human flesh has passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is sitting in the heart. There is a Buddha in the heart. Eating people is also salvation."
"Really? Then I am willing. The Buddha will help me and I will become a Buddha."
"Amitabha, I can save you, but what are you willing to do in order to become a Buddha? I want to see your sincerity. Please note that Buddhism emphasizes cultivating the mind and does not pay attention to external objects. Too many external objects will affect your progress in becoming a Buddha."
Wei Yang answered seriously.
Woman: "My little girl doesn't understand, please ask the Buddha for advice."
Wei Yang said: "If you want to become a Buddha, you cannot bring foreign objects to Lingshan Mountain. Otherwise, if your heart is not pure, you will be criticized by other Buddhas. It will be very troublesome and may affect your Buddha status."
"If not, take the things you collected and I will bring them to the human world to train some Buddhist disciples to prepare for the opening of the Heavenly Gate in the future."
The woman sneered and said: "I understand, it turns out you are here for my collection."
Wei Yang was shocked.
Didn't you fool me?
I have Buddha's Light and Wuzhishan which are real gold and silver, but they have failed to deceive me?
At this time, the woman continued: "In that case, it's a deal, Lord Buddha. I'm willing to take out my collection." "But I want you to swear that the Buddhist disciples you train must have a part of my credit. When you train them,
It must be explained that this is a gift given by Luofu Buddha. They must not forget their origins. In the future, they will ascend to become Buddhas and join my sect. Only in this way can I have some foundation in Xitianling Mountain. This request is not excessive."
Wei Yang: "..."
When I co-wrote it, I overthought it, and this girl took on another kind of plot.