Li Chengfeng never expected that a bird could poop on his head?
And it fell on his mouth. At that moment, he wanted to spit out his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
The two girls who were clinging to Li Chengfeng also avoided him with expressions of disgust.
Bird daddy, so disgusting.
"Quick, water, get me some water." Li Chengfeng shouted angrily.
The two girls reacted and looked around hurriedly.
Yang Xi had quick eyes and quick hands and grabbed a bottle of drink from a passing woman.
The woman hurriedly said: "Hey, what are you doing? This is..."
Yang Xi ignored her, ran to Li Chengfeng and handed it to him.
Li Chengfeng quickly poured it down on his face, rubbed it frantically, and took a big gulp to rinse his mouth.
But soon, Li Chengfeng's eyes widened, he spat it out again, and cursed: "So angry, what is this?"
"Hey, this is my child's urine, don't drink it." The woman also chased me and reminded her loudly.
She also pulled a little boy of five or six years old, staring wide-eyed in shock at the weird uncle who drank his own urine!
Li Chengfeng: "..."
Yang Xi: "..."
"Ugh..." Li Chengfeng couldn't bear it any longer, lying on the ground and retching crazily again.
Yang Xi looked pale and felt panicked.
Give Li Chengfeng a drink of urine?
It's over, it's over, the glory and wealth that I dreamed of is all over.
"Yang Xi, you bitch, if you let me drink...I'll beat you to death." Li Chengfeng was also very angry. He felt that Yang Xi was too stupid. In anger, he got up and rushed to beat people.
But when I got up, I didn't notice that there was a sharp object under my feet. I tripped and fell, and landed on my face. My nose started bleeding from the fall, and I was completely stunned.
"Brother Feng, are you okay? Call an ambulance. I'll call an ambulance for you." Yang Xi hurriedly looked for his mobile phone in his bag, but the next moment, he accidentally dropped his mobile phone to the ground and the screen broke.
Yang Xi's face was twisted with pain. This is the latest Apple 15 model that she just bought! It costs more than 10,000 yuan.
Wei Yang was stunned when he saw this scene.
Is this the unlucky card prop?
Isn’t this fulfilled too quickly?
And he has been unlucky continuously, so miserable!
But this is just the beginning. After one hour, no matter how vigilant and careful this guy is, he will definitely be unlucky several times.
Sure enough, the products produced by the system are all divine objects.
Wei Yang was looking forward to the civil crime exposure video.
Not long after, another girl came over to find some water, and after cleaning Li Chengfeng, the two of them carefully helped Li Chengfeng away.
The people he threw were a little hysterical and had to be taken away.
Wei Yang followed expectantly, eating melon and watching the show.
Cautiously along the way, the two girls took Li Chengfeng out of the gate of the event and asked someone to drive over and take Li Chengfeng to the hospital for treatment.
I thought it was no longer lively.
Wei Yang was about to turn around and leave.
Suddenly, a passing tricycle rolled over next to the three of them, and a large aluminum pot on top of it hit Li Chengfeng directly, crushing him underneath.
At this moment, the two girls were going crazy, scratching their heads with both hands, at a loss.
Li Chengfeng was lying on the ground, his eyes dull, as if he was stupid.
"You deserve it, these are just appetizers, the big dinner is coming later." Wei Yang smiled, turned around leisurely, and walked into the event.
A few minutes later, Wei Yang saw the huge venue, surrounded by sheds, and various delicacies were being cooked below, but the largest number was crayfish of various flavors.
There is a huge stage directly opposite, and the layout is being adjusted. Singers are probably invited to sing.
There are huge screens on the stage, as well as on the left and right sides, so that the audience can clearly see the singers on the stage and hear their singing.
Seeing this, Wei Yang's eyes moved slightly and he had an idea.
In front of a shed under the stage, Wei Yang took a bottle of mineral water and waited silently for the opportunity.
Suddenly, Wei Yang's arm was grabbed by someone, his head was buried in his chest, and then a nice female voice whispered: "Brother, do me a favor, someone is arresting me, help me cover up."
Wei Yang paused and looked at the girl who was curled up in his arms, as if she was coquettish, but with her head curled up in her coat, and was speechless.
I didn't use lucky card props on myself.
How could such a good thing happen?
Just as he was surprised, Wei Yang found that several people were approaching, looking around, and they seemed to be looking for the girl in his arms.
Wei Yang pondered for a moment and hugged the girl decisively.
Since you come to ask for help, I will help you with great mercy.
This hug made Wei Yang secretly feel happy.
This girl looks thin, but in fact she is very material. Her body is soft, as if she is holding a sponge, which is quite comfortable.
The girl was startled by the hug and struggled a little.
Wei Yang whispered: "They are coming, don't move."
The girl was so frightened that she quickly calmed down.
Soon, several people walked past Wei Yang and looked elsewhere.
Wei Yang didn't even remind him. He had already created a shield. At least it would give him some benefits.
After a while, the girl asked timidly: "Are you leaving?"
Wei Yang pretended to look around and said: "It seems like you are hiding nearby. Hey, you are still observing me. Good guy, just like a plainclothes policeman. Miss, what do you do?"
"I'm not a bad person." The girl hurriedly retorted.
"Then why are so many people trying to arrest you?" Wei Yang asked back.
The girl snorted: "These guys were sent by my family to catch me."
"Your home?"
"Yes, I'm so young, and I'm still in school, and they asked me to get married. Huh, I won't agree. I want them to do it themselves." The girl felt a little aggrieved.
Wei Yang was speechless.
This sounds like she is still a lady from a wealthy family.
How could such a bloody thing happen to me?
Thinking of the girl's identity, Wei Yang suddenly lost interest.
He really has no interest in things like feuds between wealthy families.
He is even less interested in girls from wealthy families.
What Wei Yang likes is the kind of girl who is simple, kind, not so frivolous, and doesn't need to have any great background. This way her life will be easier.
Decisively letting go of the girl, Wei Yang said: "Okay, everyone is gone, you're fine."
The girl carefully looked around to make sure that the people who wanted to arrest her were gone. Then she breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Wei Yang with a sweet smile: "Thank you."
Wei Yang was stunned.
It's a bit surprising, this girl is quite beautiful, especially her smile is so beautiful, as if the air is sweetened, making people fall in love with her at first sight.
However, Wei Yang was not a loser who couldn't walk when he saw a woman. He quickly came to his senses and said, "You're welcome. You'd better leave quickly while there's no one around."
The girl did not leave, but looked at Wei Yang and asked in surprise: "Brother, you smell so good. I just lay down for a while, and I feel that the headache after staying up late has disappeared, and my energy has improved. It's amazing.
, what brand of perfume is this?”
Wei Yang paused.
This is a three-flavor incense, just put it in your pocket.
This thing can refresh the mind and relieve fatigue. Naturally, Wei Yang wanted to experience it for himself. This would make it easier to sell.
I didn't expect to be noticed by other girls.
This is a customer delivered to your door!
Wei Yang looked at the girl and explained with a smile: "This is three-flavored incense, an exclusive ancient formula that is very rare in the world. It can refresh the mind, eliminate fatigue, eliminate odors, and make the body and mind happy."
The girl tilted her head, seemed to think about it for a moment, and nodded: "That's it, it seems like this. This thing is so amazing. I have never experienced incense with such a good effect. Brother, do you have any for sale?"
Wei Yang smiled, what an unexpected surprise, my wealthy buyer lady.
"It's available, but it's a bit expensive."
"Brother, just tell me how much it is."
"Three flavors of incense, one serving has three effects, one effect costs one million, no negotiation."