Four hundred and nineteenth chapter martial arts world twenty-five
Hai Laogong asked what he had done today, and Wei Xiaobao said that he had gone to Ao Bai's house to ransack his property. As for the confiscation of treasures, gold, silver, daggers, etc., he naturally did not mention it. Finally, he said: "The Queen Mother ordered me to go to Ao Bai's house to get two books."
Forty-Two Chapters"..."
Hai Laogong suddenly stood up and asked: "The Obai family has two "Forty-two Chapters"?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes. The Queen Mother and the Emperor ordered us to get it. Otherwise, I would have given it to you and no one else would have to know."
Hai Laogong's face was gloomy, he snorted and said coldly: "It fell into the hands of the Queen Mother, very good, very good!"
After a while, rice was brought to the kitchen, but Mr. Hai only ate less than half of the bowl and then stopped eating. He rolled his eyes blankly, tilted his head and just thought about his thoughts.
After Wei Xiaobao finished eating, he thought I would take a nap first, and then go talk and play with the little palace maid at the third watch. When he saw Mr. Hai sitting motionless, he went to bed with his clothes on and went to sleep.
He slept for a while, quietly got up, and put the box of candied cakes in his arms. For fear of waking up Mr. Hai, he slowly crept out step by step, walked to the door, gently opened the latch, and then
He gently opened a door, and suddenly heard Mr. Hai ask: "Xiao Guizi, where are you going?"
Wei Xiaobao was startled and said, "I...I'm going to pee."
Ebony asked: "Why don't you pee in the house?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "I can't sleep, so I went for a walk in the garden."
For fear of being blocked by Mr. Hai, he didn't say much and walked out. As soon as he took a step with his left foot, he felt his collar tighten, and Mr. Hai grabbed him and carried him back.
Wei Xiaobao screamed "Ah", and immediately he had a thought: "Oh no, no, no, the old turtle knows that I want to see the little palace maid, so I won't be allowed to go."
Before he could finish his thoughts, Mr. Hai threw him on the bed.
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Father, are you trying my martial arts? You haven't taught me any martial arts for several days. What's this move?"
Hai Laogong snorted and said: "This is called "catching a turtle in an urn". You can catch it at your fingertips. A turtle is a turtle. I'll catch you, a little turtle."
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "The old turtle is catching the little turtle!" But after all, he did not dare to say it out loud, and his eyes were wandering around, thinking of ways to escape.
Hai Laogong sat on the edge of the bed and said softly: "You are brave, careful, and smart. Although you are not willing to practice martial arts in a practical way, if you let me think about it carefully, you can be considered a talent. It is a pity, a pity."
Wei Xiaobao asked: "Father, what's the pity?"
Hai Laogong didn't answer, just sighed, and after a while, he said: "You have almost learned Beijing movies. A few months ago, if you could say such a thing without the slightest Yangzhou accent, it would not be easy to notice.
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Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and suddenly the hairs on his body stood up. He couldn't help but tremble, his teeth chatted lightly, and he forced a smile and said: "Father, you... what you said tonight is really... hehe... it's really strange.
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Hai Laogong sighed again and asked: "My child, how old are you this year?"
Wei Xiaobao felt less frightened when he heard his gentle tone, and said, "I...I'm fourteen years old."
Ebony said: "Thirteen years old is thirteen years old, fourteen years old is fourteen years old, why is it "fourteen years old"?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "My mother doesn't remember it clearly either, and I don't know it myself."
This sentence is true. His mother is confused. How old Xiaobao is is always uncertain.
Hai Laogong nodded, coughed a few times, and said: "I practiced kung fu in the past few years, and I went too far. I got into this cough problem. The more I cough, the worse it gets. In recent years, I know that I am not very successful anymore."
Wei Xiaobao said: "I...I think your cough has gotten better recently...recently."
Hai Laogong shook his head and said: "What's good? It's not good at all. My chest hurts so much, how did you know?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "How are you now? Do you want me to get you some medicine?"
Hai Laogong sighed: "If you can't see with your eyes, you can't take medicine randomly."
Wei Xiaobao didn't dare to show his anger, wondering what his intentions were when he said these words.
Hai Laogong said again: "You have the opportunity
It's good. If you flatter the emperor, you can actually achieve great things. If you haven't purified yourself, it doesn't matter if I do it for you, but, alas, it's late, it's late."
Wei Xiaobao didn't understand what "purify" meant, but felt that the tone of his words tonight was indescribably weird, so he said softly: "Father, it's very late, you should go to bed now."
Hai Laogong said: "Sleep, sleep! Alas, there will be more time to sleep in the future. I sleep in the morning and at night. When I fall asleep, I will never wake up. My child, if you sleep all the time, you don't have to get up, and you won't have heartache.
Isn’t it beautiful if you don’t feel sad when you cough?” Wei Xiaobao was too frightened to say anything.
Hai Laogong said: "Son, who else is there in your family?"
Wei Xiaobao found it difficult to answer this ordinary question. He didn't know who was in the deceased Xiao Guizi's family. Answering randomly would probably reveal his flaws immediately, but he had to answer. He just hoped that Mr. Hai didn't know who Xiao Guizi's family was.
That's why I asked.
Wei Xiaobao said: "I only have one mother in my family, and the rest of us have been there over the years, well, there's no need to mention that."
With such a tail in his words, if Xiao Guizi still has a father and a sister, he might as well use the words "There's no need to mention it" to refute it.
Hai Laogong said: "There is only one mother. In Fujian dialect, what do you call me mother?"
Wei Xiaobao was startled again: "What Fujian dialect? Could it be that Xiao Guizi is from Fujian? He said that there was a Yangzhou accent in my previous speech. I'm afraid... I'm afraid... Then he knew that he was blinded by me."
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In an instant, Wei Xiaobao had countless thoughts in his mind and said vaguely: "This... this... why do you ask this?"
Hai Laogong sighed and said: "You are so young and so bad. Hey, are you like your father or your mother?"
Wei Xiaobao chuckled and said, "I don't look like anyone. I'm not very good if I'm good, and I'm not very bad if I'm bad."
Hai Laogong coughed a few times and said, "I became a eunuch only after I became an adult..."
Wei Xiaobao secretly complained: "It turns out that to be a eunuch, you have to clean yourself, which means cutting off the urine. He knows that I haven't cleansed my body. If he comes to clean my body, he will be a darling dragon..."
I heard Hai Laogong continue: "I originally had a son, but unfortunately he died when he was eight years old. If he had lived to this day, my grandson should be as old as you. That surnamed Mao Shiba
Isn’t it your father?”
Wei Xiaobao said in a trembling voice: "No...it's not! The spicy piece belongs to mom, of course...it's not." He felt anxious and blurted out Yangzhou dialect.
Hai Laogong said: "I don't think so. If you were my son and were trapped in the palace, I would come to rescue you even if there was great danger."
Wei Xiaobao smiled bitterly and said, "It's a pity that I don't have a good father like you."
Hai Laogong said: "I have taught you two sets of martial arts, the first set is "Big Capture", and the second set is "Great Compassion and Fei Qianye Hand". I have not learned all these two sets of kung fu, and naturally you have not learned it either.
I’ve learned half of it, hehe, hehe.”
Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, you, old man, had better teach me these two sets of kung fu until I can learn them all. Only if your martial arts, which are number one in the world, is passed down to someone and make you famous, will it be possible."
Hai Laogong shook his head and said: "How can you dare to claim the word 'No. 1 in the world'? There are so many powerful martial arts people in the world. I will never be able to learn all of my two sets of kung fu in this lifetime."
He paused and said, "Take a breath, touch the left side of your lower abdomen, three inches away from your belly button, and lift it hard. Let's see what happens."
Wei Xiaobao followed the instructions and touched the spot he said, and pushed it hard. His heart and liver were instantly painful, and he couldn't help but let out a loud "Ah". In an instant, he was sweating profusely, and he couldn't help but gasp for breath.
For more than half a month, I have occasionally had a dull pain in my lower abdomen on the left side. I just thought that I had eaten something bad, and the pain only lasted for a moment, and then I went to rest. I never thought about it. Unexpectedly, when I aimed a little and lifted it hard, it hurt.
So awesome.
Hai Laogong said sadly: "It's interesting, isn't it?"
Wei Xiaobao cursed in his heart: "Dead old turtle, stinky old turtle!" But he said in his mouth: "It hurts a little, but it's not interesting."
Hai Laogong said:
"You go gambling every morning and practice martial arts with the emperor. Before you come back, the food is delivered. I think this soup is not fresh enough, so I take a bottle of medicine from the medicine box every day and give it to you in the soup.
Add some ingredients to it.
Just add this little, but adding too much will be too toxic and not good for your body. You are very careful, but I never drink soup, are you not suspicious at all?"
Wei Xiaobao's hair stood on end, and he said: "I...I thought you didn't like soup. You...you said that after drinking soup, you would...cough...cough..."
Ebony said: "I originally loved drinking soup, but there is poison in the soup. Although the weight is very light, if you drink it every day, it will be a bit dangerous over time, isn't it?"
Wei Xiaobao said angrily: "That's right, that's right! Father-in-law, you are really powerful."
Hai Laogong sighed and said, "That's not necessarily true. Originally, I wanted you to take the poison for another three months before I let you out of the palace. By that time, you started to suffer from abdominal pain.
At first, the pain was for half an hour every day, and the pain was not very severe. Later, the pain became more severe and the pain lasted longer and longer. After about a year, the pain became severe day and night.
It will hurt so hard that you will bang your head against the wall, and it will hurt so much that you will bite off the flesh on your hands and legs piece by piece."
When Hai Laogong said this, he sighed: "It's a pity that my body is getting worse and worse. I'm afraid I can't wait any longer. No one else has the antidote for the poison in your body, but I have it after all. Little baby, who did you suffer from?"
Are you planning to blind me with this plan? Tell the truth and I will give you the antidote immediately."
Wei Xiaobao felt secretly resentful in his heart. He wanted to find a brick to shoot his husband in the Dead Sea. Unfortunately, he didn't have one, so he could only let Eunuch Hai escape in front of him.