Four hundred and seventieth chapters replace twenty-nine
He asked "Is that so?" Mu Jianping nodded.
Fang Yi said: "Exactly, this matter is too involved, so I can't ask you to do it. Anyway, I...my...senior brother is dead, and I can't live. Let's just accept our fate." As he spoke, tears flowed down his face.
Come down.
Wei Xiaobao said: "Don't be too busy to be sad, don't be too busy to cry. For a beauty like you who is so shy, my heart softens when the tears roll down. Miss Fang, I will do anything for you."
I must rescue your Senior Brother Liu. We have made it a promise. If I cannot rescue your Senior Brother Liu, I will be your slave and a slave for the rest of my life. If I rescue your Senior Brother Liu, you will be my wife for the rest of my life. A true man means what he says.
It's hard to chase a horse, that's the saying."
Fang Yi looked at him blankly, the blush on his face gradually faded, and he turned pale, and said: "Brother Gui, in order to save Brother Liu's life, what...
I'm willing to do anything. If you can really save him safely and soundly, then I can serve you for the rest of my life...it's just...it's just..."
Just as he said this, there was the sound of footsteps outside the house, and someone said: "Eunuch Gui, wine and food are here!"
Fang Yi immediately stopped and said no more.
Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay!"
Wei Xiaobao walked out of the room, closed the door, and opened the door. Four eunuchs picked out food and bowls, walked into the room, and set them up in the hall, including twelve large bowls of dishes and a pot of Yunnan steam pot chicken.
The four eunuchs placed eight pairs of cups and chopsticks and said respectfully: "Eunuch Gui, is there anything missing?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, you go back." Each of them was rewarded with one tael of silver, and the four eunuchs went away happily.
Wei Xiaobao bolted the door, brought the dishes into the room, pushed the table in front of the bed, poured three glasses of wine, served three bowls of rice, and asked: "Miss Fang, you just said, 'It's just, it's just
',What exactly is it?"
At this time, Fang Yi had been helped by Mu Jianping to sit up, her face turned red, she lowered her head, and after a while, she whispered: "I originally wanted to say, you are a deacon in the palace, how can you marry a wife? But?
No matter what, as long as you can save the life of my senior brother Liu, I will stay with you for the rest of my life."
Her face was as crystal clear as jade, and reflected in the red candlelight, she was extremely charming.
Although Wei Xiaobao was young, he was still a little distracted by the sight. He smiled and said: "So you said that I am a eunuch and can't get a wife. Whether I can get a wife or not is my business. You don't have to worry. I just ask you if you are willing.
Be my wife?"
Fang Yi frowned slightly, with an angry look on her face. After a while, she made up her mind and said, "Not to mention being your wife, even if you sell me to a brothel to be a prostitute, I'm willing to do it."
If other men heard this, they would definitely be very unhappy, but Wei Xiaobao was born in a brothel, so he didn't think it was anything special. He smiled and said: "Okay, that's it. Good wife, good girl, we three
Come have a drink."
Wei Xiaobao secretly thought: When the time comes when your impression of Senior Brother Liu in your heart becomes bad, you will have to obey me.
Fang Yi didn't take the little eunuch in front of him seriously at first, but when he saw him stabbing Ruidong, the deputy chief of the royal guards, and using strange medicine to remove his body, all the guards in the palace and the eunuchs beside him were very respectful to him.
Only then did I believe that he was truly extraordinary.
Liu Yizhou was the man she fell in love with. Although there was no formal marriage contract, the two of them had already been in love with each other for a long time. If one was not a king, she would not marry, and the other was not a queen.
Last night, the two of them entered the palace together to do this important thing. Fang Yi saw Liu Yizhou accidentally being captured by the guards. He was injured and could not save him. She expected that her lover would be martyred. Who knew that the young eunuch actually said that not only was he not dead, but he could also try to save him.
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Fang Yi thought to herself: "If I can teach Liu Lang to escape danger, even if I suffer all my life, I still thank God for treating me well. How can this little eunuch marry me? He just likes to talk glibly and get some verbal advantage.
I'll just leave it to him."
After thinking about this, he smiled slightly, picked up the wine glass, and said, "I'll drink this glass of wine with you, but if you can't save my brother Liu, you will inevitably become a ghost under my sword."
Wei Xiaobao saw her smile as bright as a flower and was very happy in his heart. He also picked up his wine glass and said, "We can only speak with certainty and without denying anything. What if I saved your Brother Liu and you regret it and want to marry him again?"
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You two are locked in a fight, and I am no match for him. If he slashes horizontally with your sword, and you slash with your sword, my Eunuch Gui will be split into four pieces. We must guard against this kind of thing."
Fang Yi put away her smile and said solemnly: "The emperor and heaven are above, and the earth is below. If Eunuch Gui can rescue Liu Yizhou safely, the little girl Fang Yi will marry Eunuch Gui as his wife, and she will be loyal to her husband throughout her life."
Even if Eunuch Gui can't really marry me, I will serve him wholeheartedly for the rest of my life. If you have any second thoughts, I will never be reborn."
As he spoke, he poured a glass of wine on the ground and said, "The little princess is the witness."
Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and asked Mu Jianping: "Good girl, do you have a sweetheart who you want me to rescue?"
Mu Jianping said: "No! How could I have a sweetheart?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "What a pity, what a pity!"
Mu Jianping asked: "What's the pity?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "If you also have a sweetheart, and I rescue him, wouldn't you just marry me and be your wife?"
Mu Jianping said: "Bah! Having a wife is not enough, I have to go to Shu, I don't respect myself!"
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "The toad wants to eat the meat of the escaped tiger! Hey, good girl, there were two other people captured together with your Senior Brother Liu, one of whom has a beard..."
Mu Jianping said: "That's Master Wu."
Wei Xiaobao said: "There is also one with tattoos all over his body and a tiger head on his chest."
Mu Jianping said: "That is the green-haired tiger Ao Biao, the apprentice of Master Wu."
Wei Xiaobao asked: "Then what is Uncle Wu's name?"
Mu Jianping said: "Uncle Wu's name is Wu Lishen, and his nickname is 'Shaking Lion'."
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "This nickname is so good that no matter what others say, he always shakes his head."
Mu Jianping said: "Brother Gui, since you went to rescue Senior Brother Liu, you might as well rescue Senior Uncle Wu and Senior Brother Ao by the way."
Wei Xiaobao said: "So Uncle Wu and Ao Biao, do they have a shy female partner?"
Mu Jianping said: "I don't know, why are you asking?"
Wei Xiaobao said: "I have to ask their female partners first if they are willing to let me take advantage. Otherwise, if I try my best to save people, wouldn't my hard work be in vain?"
Suddenly, a dark shadow flashed in front of his eyes, and something flew towards him. Wei Xiaobao lowered his head in a hurry, but he was too late. With a slap, he hit his forehead. The thing was smashed into pieces, but it was a wine glass.
Wei Xiaobao and Mu Jianping exclaimed at the same time: "Ah!"
Wei Xiaobao jumped three steps away, knocking over his chair with him. Blood trickled down his forehead, his eyes were blurred by alcohol, and he could see a vast expanse of white. Junqu Pavilion
Just listen to Fang Yi shouting: "Go and kill Liu Yizhou immediately. The girl doesn't want to live anymore, so as not to be bullied for no reason all day by you!"
It turned out that the wine glass was thrown by Fang Yi. Fortunately, she was seriously injured and lost the strength in her hand. Wei Xiaobao was hit on the forehead by the wine glass and only scratched some flesh.
Mu Jianping said: "Brother Gui, come here and I'll show you the wound. Don't let the broken porcelain pieces stay in the flesh."
Wei Xiaobao said: "If I don't come over, my wife will murder her husband."
Mu Jianping said: "Who told you to talk nonsense and take advantage of other women? Even I was angry after hearing this."
Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly and said: "Ah, I understand, it turns out that you two are jealous. When they heard that I was going to take advantage of other women, my eldest wife and my younger wife became very jealous."
Mu Jianping picked up the wine glass and said, "What did you call me? Look, I won't throw my wine glass at you too!"
Wei Xiaobao stretched out his sleeves to wipe his eyes and saw Mu Jianping pretending to be angry, but with a slight smile on his face and in the corners of his eyes. He also saw Fang Yi looking quite apologetic. Although his forehead hurt, he felt very happy in his heart.
Then he said: "The eldest wife voted for me a wine glass. It would be unfair if the younger wife didn't vote for me."
He took a step forward and said, "My little wife, please give in!"
Mu Jianping said: "Okay!" He raised his hand and half the wine in the wine glass was thrown on his face.
Wei Xiaobao didn't dodge, and half a glass of wine was thrown on his face. He stuck out his tongue, licked the blood and wine from his face into his mouth, praised it, and said: "It's delicious, it's delicious! The blood from the eldest wife's blood will be better than that." Add the wine that my little wife threw at me, oh, it’s so exciting to me, it’s so exciting to me!”
Mu Jianping laughed first, and Fang Yi couldn't help but laugh too, cursing: "Rogue!"
As he spoke, he took out a handkerchief from his arms, handed it to Mu Jianping, and said, "Wipe it on him."
Mu Jianping smiled and said, "You hurt someone, why do you want me to wipe it off?"
Fang Yi covered her mouth and said, "Aren't you his little wife?"
Mu Jianping spat: "Bah! You just promised him personally, but I didn't."
Fang Yi said with a smile: "Who said it was not promised? He said: 'My little wife will vote for you too!' If you throw wine at him, doesn't that mean you agreed to be his little wife?"
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Yes, yes! My eldest wife also feels pain, and my younger wife also feels pain. Don't worry, I will never seduce other women again."
Fang Yi called Wei Xiaobao over, checked that there were no broken porcelain in the wound on his forehead, and wiped away the blood. The three of them didn't know how to drink, but they were all hungry and ate a lot of food. They talked and laughed, and the whole room was happy.
After dinner, Wei Xiaobao yawned and said, "Shall I sleep with the eldest wife tonight, or the little wife?"
Fang Yi's face sank, and she said seriously: "You have to have a way of joking. If you get into bed again, I... I will kill you with one sword."
Wei Xiaobao stuck out his tongue and said, "One day, my life will be in your hands."
After talking, he moved the food to the outer hall, took a mat and spread it on the ground, put on his clothes and slept. At this time, he was really tired and fell asleep in a short time.
When I woke up early the next morning, I felt warm all over my body. When I opened my eyes, I saw that my body was covered with a quilt, and I felt a pillow under my head. I sat up and saw that the gauze curtain on the bed was drooping. Through the curtain, there was a faint shadow. I met Fang Yi and Mu Jianping sleeping together.