Four hundred and seventieth chapters replace thirty-one
Wu Lishen was not afraid in the face of danger, but still wanted to find out clearly, and asked: "Excuse me, your surname. Why are you willing to lend a helping hand?"
Fang Yu said: "Let me explain it clearly to you. My friends all call me the leprosy-headed mistress. Don't be surprised. I used to have leprosy, but I am no longer leprous."
I have a good friend who is the incense master of the Qingmu Hall of the Tiandi Hui, named Wei Xiaobao. He said that there is an old man in the Tiandi Hui, named Xu Tianchuan, an eight-armed monkey.
Kill your Bai Hansong from Prince Mu's Mansion.
The young master of the Mu family and Bai Hanfeng refuse to rest. But there is no way for people to come back alive after death, so Fang Yu will come and ask me to rescue the three of you and pay compensation to Prince Mu's Mansion, so as to protect the loyalty of both parties."
Wu Lishen knew very well about the dispute with the Tiandihui, and he had no doubts at that moment. He kept shaking his head, then nodding, and said, "That's it. I've just offended you with my words. I've offended you a lot."
Fang Yu said with a smile: "Easy to say, easy to say! But how to escape from the palace, you have to think of a clever way."
Liu Yizhou said: "The method that Eunuch Gui thinks of must be wonderful. We all just need to obey your instructions."
Fang Yu thought: "I haven't come up with any ideas yet."
He turned to Wu Lishen and asked, "Mr. Wu, do you have any plans?"
Wu Lishen said: "There are so many dog guards in the palace that you can't get out during the day. Wait until night, try to cut off the tendons on our hands and feet, and let us rush out in the dark."
Fang Yu said: "This is a great plan, but I'm afraid it's not a sure thing." He walked around the hall, thinking about plans.
Ao Biao said: "It's best if you can rush out. If you can't rush out, the worst is death."
Liu Yizhou said: "Brother Ao, don't interrupt Eunuch Gui's train of thought."
Ao Biao glared at him angrily.
Fang Yu thought to himself: "It would be best to have some kind of drug to stun the guards, so that no one will be killed."
He walked to the outer room and said to Zhang Kangnian: "Brother Zhang, I want to use some poison. Can you get me some immediately?"
Zhang Kangnian smiled and said: "Okay, okay. Brother Zhao has some Mongolian sweat medicine readily available. I'll get it right away."
Fang Yu asked with a smile: "Brother Zhao has a sweat medicine around him? What is it used for?"
Zhang Kangnian said in a low voice: "To be honest with my father-in-law, the deputy general manager of Rirui sent us to pick up a man the other day. We were told to do it quietly and not to make it public. This man has great martial arts skills. We are only afraid that using open swords and guns will injure more lives."
, and he couldn’t be captured alive. Brother Zhao went to get a batch of Mongolian sweat medicine and did some tricks."
Fang Yu thought to himself: "If you can't beat them, then you will use some tricks." He asked: "The result is a success?"
Zhang Kangnian smiled and said: "It's easy to catch."
When Fang Yu heard that it was Ruidong who asked them to do something, he asked a few more questions: "Who was they caught? What crime was committed?"
Zhang Kangnian said: "It was He Chabo, the commander of the Zongren Mansion with a red flag. I heard that he had offended the Queen Mother. After Deputy Chief Rui captured him, he forced him to hand over a scripture and later put stickers on his mouth and nose.
He took out the mulberry paper and suffocated him to death."
Fang Yu was secretly shocked when he heard this: "It turns out that the old woman was after the "Forty-Two Chapters Sutra" again. After Ruidong got the sutra, why didn't he immediately give it to the old woman and hide it on himself?
Don’t you want to swallow yourself up?”
Then he thought that Ruidong would never dare to swallow the scriptures: "Well, that's right. As soon as the old woman saw Ruidong, she didn't have time to ask about the scriptures, so she immediately sent him to kill me. Ruidong wanted to kill me first and then hand over the scriptures.
The result turned out to be that little flower-faced Xia Hou in the drama ‘Chang Ban Slope’, who gave away his life first, and then his sword. Couldn’t I be the Changshan Zhao Zilong who goes in and out seven times?”
Fang Yu asked casually: "What scripture is that? It's so important." caset
Zhang Kangnian said: "I don't know about that. I'm just going to get the Mongolian sweat medicine."
Fang Yu said: "Excuse me, please bring me another message. Ask the dining room to send two tables to wait for the banquet. I am here to invite all the brothers."
Zhang Kangnian said happily: "My father-in-law is enjoying the wine again. As long as I follow my father-in-law and have food and drinks, I won't have to worry about shortcomings in my life."
Not long after, Zhang Kangnian came back with the Mongolian sweat medicine. It was such a big package that it probably weighed less than half a catty. He laughed in a low voice and said: "This big package of medicine is enough to fascinate hundreds of people. If only one person has an idea, he can use his fingernails to
Just pick this little bit and mix it with tea and wine, that's enough."
Then he ordered the guards to move the table and set up stools, and said that Eunuch Gui was enjoying the wine. The guards were overjoyed and were busy making arrangements.
Fang Yu said: "Put the banquet in the prisoners' hall. Let's enjoy ourselves and make these three damn assassins jealous and salivate."
The banquet was set, and the eunuch in charge of the imperial dining room had already led the young eunuch and Sula (note: low-level servants in the Qing palace, called "Sula" in Manchurian) to pick up food boxes and put the dishes and wine bottles on the table.
superior.
Fang Yu said with a smile: "You three rebels have done such a treasonous and unethical thing. You are still on the verge of death, but you are still arrogant. Now you are watching the masters drinking and eating. If you are too greedy to endure it, just bark like a dog, and I will reward you."
Eat a piece of meat."
All the guards laughed.
Wu Lishen scolded: "Dog guards, stinky eunuchs, Prince Pingx will raise troops from Yunnan in a very short time, fight all the way to the capital, capture all of you guards and eunuchs, and throw them into the river to feed the bastards."
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Fang Yu reached into his arms with his right hand and grabbed half a handful of Mongolian sweat medicine in his palm. He picked up the wine bottle with his left hand, walked to Wu Lishen, raised the wine bottle, and said with a smile: "Rebel, do you want to drink?"
Wu Lishen didn't know his intention, so he shouted loudly: "Whether you drink or not drink! As soon as King Pingxu's soldiers arrive, you, the little eunuch, will not be able to escape with your life."
Fang Yu sneered: "That's not necessarily the case!" Gao Gao raised the wine bottle, raised his head, poured the wine from the air, opened his mouth to catch it, swallowed it in one gulp, and praised: "Good wine."
He placed his left hand flat on his chest, used his index finger to open the lid of the pot, poured all the sweat medicine in his right palm into the pot, then put the lid on, raised the pot with his left hand, shook it in mid-air, and said with a smile: "What a rebel.
, even on the verge of death, he is still talking nonsense.”
When he put the Mongolian sweat medicine in, he covered the wine pot with his body, and no one was seen except Wu Lichen. The shaking mixed the Mongolian sweat medicine with the wine.
Wu Lishen saw it in his eyes, understood immediately, secretly rejoiced, and said loudly: "A man will die when he dies. He is not a good man when he begs for mercy. I will drink this pot of wine happily."
Fang Yu said with a smile: "You want to drink, but I won't let you drink, haha, haha!" He turned back to the table and poured a full glass of wine for all the guards.
Zhang Kangnian and others all stood up together and said, "If you don't dare, how dare you ask your father-in-law to pour wine?"
Fang Yu said: "We are brothers, why should we be so polite?"
He raised his glass and said: "Please, please!"
The guards were about to drink when suddenly someone outside the door shouted: "The Queen Mother is sending a message to Xiao Guizi. Is Xiao Guizi here?"
Fang Yu was taken aback and said: "Here!" He put down his wine glass and thought to himself: "What is the old woman doing here again?"
When the general went out, he saw four eunuchs. The leader of the eunuchs had his chest and belly protruding, and his approach was quite evil. He immediately knelt down and said, "My servant, Xiao Guizi, accepts the order."
The eunuch said: "The Empress Dowager has something important to do and orders you to go to Cining Palace immediately."
Fang Yu said: "Yes, yes." He stood up and thought to himself: "The drugged wine has been poured out. As soon as I leave, the guards will naturally drink immediately and the peep show will be dismantled. That's fine. I must go to Cining Palace."
No. Is your Ci Ning Palace Li Chun Yuan? Your old woman sent someone to visit the rich man to invite him?"
At this time, there were many guards around him, but he was not afraid in his heart. He asked with a smile: "My father-in-law, how come we haven't seen you before?"
The eunuch snorted and said, "My name is Dong Jinkui. Let's go quickly. The Queen Mother is waiting. I have been looking for you everywhere for most of the day!"
Fang Yu grabbed his wrist and said, "Eunuch Dong, come and see something interesting." He pulled him inside.
Dong Jinkui heard that it was an interesting thing, so he followed him into the inner hall. When he saw two banquet tables open, he loudly said: "Okay, you will be very happy. Xiao Guizi, the Queen Mother sent you to manage the imperial kitchen, but you are pretending to be a public servant."
, took Hu Hua’s money from the Queen Mother and the Emperor.”
Fang Yu said with a smile: "All the guards have done great work in capturing the thief. Your Majesty ordered me to reward the three armies. Come on, Eunuch Dong, and these three father-in-laws, please sit down and have a drink."
Dong Jinkui shook his head and said: "I won't drink! The Queen Mother has told you, why don't you go quickly?" Fang Yu said with a smile: "All the guards are good friends. If you don't drink with them, you are looking down on them."
Dong Jinkui said: "I don't drink."
Fang Yu winked at Zhang Kangnian and said, "Brother Zhang, this Eunuch Dong is very arrogant and refuses to drink with us."
Zhang Kangnian picked up a glass of wine, handed it to Dong Jinkui, and said with a smile: "Eunuch Dong, let's all join in the fun."
Dong Jinkui had no choice but to have a drink.
Fang Yu said with a smile: "This is enough to be friends. Let the three father-in-laws also have a drink."
The three eunuchs took the wine glasses from the guards and drank them too. Fang Yu said, "Okay! Let's all have a drink with you."
The four empty wine glasses were filled with wine again. All the guards raised their glasses and drank together.
When Fang Yu raised the glass, he covered the wine glass with his left sleeve. On one side of the wine glass, he poured a glass of medicinal wine into his sleeve. He was afraid that one glass of wine would not be enough and he would have to pour wine for everyone.
A guard took the wine bottle and said, "I'll pour it!"
Dong Jinkui frowned and said: "Eunuch Gui, as soon as we heard the Queen Mother's call, everyone immediately ran away. It's disrespectful for you to drink so much on your own!"
Fang Yu smiled and said: "There is a reason for this. Come on, come on, after everyone has a drink, I will explain it clearly."
Zhang Kangnian raised his glass and said: "Eunuch Dong, please."
Dong Jinkui said: "I don't have time to drink." As he spoke, his body swayed slightly.
Fang Yu knew that the sweat medicine in his stomach was about to take effect, so he suddenly bent over and shouted: "Ah, my stomach hurts."
All the guards felt dizzy, and someone said: "What? This wine is wrong!"
Fang Yu shouted angrily: "Eunuch Dong, you gave us poisonous wine to drink on the orders of the Queen Mother, right? Why did you add poison to the wine?"
Dong Jinkui was shocked and said in a trembling voice: "Then...is this happening?"
Fang Yu said: "You are so ruthless, how dare you poison the wine? Brothers, let's fight him."
The guards were dizzy and confused. They only heard two bangs. The two eunuchs could not withstand the power of the medicine and fell down first. Following them, Dong Jinkui, Zhang Kangnian, the guards and the remaining eunuch fell one after another, causing the table and chair to overturn.
Fall down and become a mess.
Fang Yu rushed forward and kicked Dong Jinkui. Dong Jinkui groaned, his hands and feet moved slightly, and he could hardly open his eyes.