Four hundred and ninetieth chapters replace fifty-one
Fang Yu's word "turtle" in "turtle gripper" was very vague. Liu Yizhou didn't understand and ignored it. He asked again: "Junior sister Fang lost the silver hairpin I gave her. What happened?" case
Fang Yu said: "I've scratched your tortoise claws so hard that I can't even breathe. You have to rest for a while before you can talk. In short, whether you can marry Miss Fang or not is a big deal."
This time Liu Yizhou understood the word "turtle claw". But what made him angry was that Fang Yu deceived Fang Yi into agreeing to marry him, but he didn't care about verbally giving him some advantages.
Then he heard Fang Yu say: "Whether you marry Miss Fang as your wife or not depends on the boss." Liu Yizhou was very concerned and asked: "Speak quickly and stop procrastinating."
Fang Yu said: "You have to sit down and rest slowly for a while before you have the strength to speak."
Liu Yizhou had no choice but to follow him to a big tree at the edge of the woods. When he saw him sitting on the root of the tree, he immediately sat beside him.
Fang Yu sighed and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity."
Liu Yizhou was immediately worried and hurriedly asked: "What's the pity?"
Fang Yu said: "It's a pity that your junior sister is not here. Otherwise, if she could sit here side by side with you, talk about love and flirt with you, she would really like it in her heart."
Liu Yizhou was so happy that he couldn't help laughing and asked: "How do you know?"
Fang Yu said: "I heard her say it herself. That day she dropped her silver hairpin and risked her life to rush through three passes guarded by the Qing palace guards. Although she was seriously injured, she still killed three Qing palace guards and took the silver hairpin. The hairpin was found.
I said, "Miss Fang, you are so stupid. How much is a silver hairpin worth? I will give you one thousand taels of silver. We will make three or four thousand of these hairpins in one go. You have to pay for it every day." There are ten hairpins inserted in it, and they are different every day. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, there are still new hairpins inserted every day.'
Miss Fang said: "What do you know about this little kid? My dear Brother Liu gave this to me. You gave me a thousand or ten thousand hairpins. Even if they are gold hairpins or pearl hairpins, they are not as good as mine." I kissed a silver hairpin, a copper hairpin, an iron hairpin that Senior Brother Liu gave me?'
Brother Liu, don’t you think this Miss Fang is a fool?”
After Liu Yizhou heard these words, he just laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth and asked: "Why...why did the little princess talk to her in the middle of the night and said another thing?"
Fang Yu said: "You eavesdropped outside their room in the middle of the night, right?"
Liu Yizhou blushed slightly and said, "It's not eavesdropping. I got up to urinate at night and happened to hear it."
Fang Yu said: "Brother Liu, this is your fault. Why don't you pee under Miss Fang's window if you can't urinate? Wouldn't the stench rise to the sky and kill two shameless girls?"
Liu Yizhou said: "Yes, yes! What did our junior sister Fang say later?"
Fang Yu said: "I'm very hungry and I don't have the strength to speak. Go and buy something for me to eat. I'm full. I can't speak out until I hear those disgusting words from you, Junior Sister Fang."
He just hoped to trick Liu Yizhou out of the town and escape in the crowd.
Liu Yizhou said: "What makes people feel so disgusting? Junior Sister Fang is very serious and never says disgusting things."
Fang Yu said: "Okay, she is very serious and never says disgusting words. She said: 'My dear Senior Brother Liu!' She also said: 'My Senior Senior Brother Liu is considerate and caring', what the fuck, did you listen? It’s disgusting, but the more I listen to it, the more embarrassed I become. Hum, I’m not ashamed to say such a thing.”
Liu Yizhou was elated, but said: "No way? How could Junior Sister Fang say such a thing?"
Fang Yu said: "Okay, okay! It's my fault. Brother Liu, I have to go find something to eat, so I'll excuse you."
Liu Yizhou was feeling itchy after hearing this. How could he let him go? He gently pressed his shoulder and said, "Brother Wei, don't leave! I have brought some pancakes for dry food. You can eat them first."
, after we finish talking, when we go to the town ahead, if I treat you to drinks and noodles, I still have to apologize to you."
As he spoke, he opened the package on his back and took out a few pancakes.
Fang Yu took a piece of pancake, tore off a piece, chewed it in his mouth a few times, and said, "Is this pancake salty, sour or not? What kind of thing is it? Eat it and show me."
I gave him a show of pancakes.
Liu Yizhou said: "This cake is hard, so it doesn't taste very good. Let's satisfy our hunger first." He said, tearing off a piece of the cake and eating it.
Fang Yu said: "What do you think of these cakes?"
Fang Yu flipped several pancakes over and over to select them. After flipping through them several times, he said, "He has to urinate urgently. He'll eat again after he urinates." He walked to a big tree, turned around, and unzipped his pants to urinate.
Liu Yizhou stared at him intently, fearing that he would suddenly run away. After Fang Yu urinated, he came back and sat next to Liu Yizhou. He turned over several pancakes again, finally picked one, tore it open and ate it.
Liu Yizhou chased for a long time, and he was already hungry. He took a piece of pancake and ate it too. While eating, he said, "Could it be that Junior Sister Fang told the little princess that she was deliberately trying to make me jealous?"
Fang Yu said: "I'm not your junior sister Fang, so how can I know her thoughts? You are her dear senior brother, why don't you know and ask me instead?"
Liu Yizhou said: "Okay! I was reckless and offended you just now, so don't show off!"
Fang Yu: "Since you said so, I will tell you the truth. Your junior sister Fang is very beautiful. If I were not a eunuch, I would like to marry her as my wife. Even if I don't marry her, I'm afraid it won't be my turn.
to you."
Liu Yizhou asked anxiously: "Why? Why?" Fang Yu said: "Don't be impatient. Eat another pancake. I'll tell you later."
Liu Yizhou said: "Damn it, you are always hesitant when talking, which makes people's appetite..." At this point, his body suddenly swayed.
Fang Yu said: "What? Are you feeling uncomfortable? I'm afraid this pancake is not very clean."
Liu Yizhou asked: "What?" He stood up, turned around unsteadily, and suddenly fell to the ground.
Fang Yu laughed loudly, kicked him on the butt, and said, "Hey! Why is there sweat medicine in your pancake? This is really weird."
Liu Yizhou didn't make a sound, he didn't know what was going on. Fang Yu kicked him twice more, but when he saw that he was completely motionless, he took off his belt and trousers, tied his feet firmly, and tied his hands behind his back.
Seeing a stone next to the big pair, he turned it over and revealed a hole. Below was a pile of rocks. He moved the rocks out piece by piece and dug a cave about four feet deep. He said with a smile: "I buried you alive today."
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Fang Yu dragged him into the hole, stood upright, shoveled the rocks and soil into the hole, and pushed hard. The soil buried him up to his upper arms, leaving only his head and shoulders exposed.
Fang Yu was very proud. He walked to the stream, took off his robe and soaked it. Then he returned to Liu Yizhou, twisted his robe and poured the stream water on his head.
Liu Yizhou was given a jolt of cold water and slowly woke up. He was confused for a moment and tried to struggle, but he couldn't move at all.
I saw Fang Yu sitting aside with his knees in his arms, looking at him with a smile. After a while, he finally understood what he was saying. He struggled a few more times, but without moving, Liu Yizhou said, "Good brother, don't be joking!"
Fang Yu scolded: "Straight thief, I have so many important things going on, just kidding like you, a stinky thief!"
Fang Yu kicked him hard, causing blood to drip from his right cheek, and cursed: "Miss Fang is my wife, how dare you miss her? You stinky thief, you twisted me so much that it hurts, and you slapped me again,
And if you whip me with a whip, I will first cut off your ears, then your nose, and kill you one by one."
After saying that, he pulled out the dagger, leaned down, and struck his face twice with the blade.
Liu Yizhou was so frightened that he cried out: "Good brother... Wei... Brother Wei, Lord Wei Xiang, please look at the affection of Prince Mu's house and show your... your noble hand."
Fang Yu said: "I rescued you from the palace, but you repaid me with kindness and actually wanted to kill me. Humph, with your modest skills, you also want to come to Tai Sui to stir up trouble? You asked me to look at the affection of Prince Mu's house. Just now you
When you held me, why didn't you look at the Tiandihui's affection?"
Liu Yizhou said: "It's really not me. I made a mistake! Please...please...please forgive me."
Fang Yu said: "I will cut you three hundred and sixty times on your head to eliminate the hatred in my heart!" He picked up his braid and cut it off with one knife.
The dagger was so sharp that it cut off the braid with a hiss, and then pushed it back and forth on his head. In a moment, his hair fell out and he was shaved into a bald head.
Fang Yu cursed: "The dead thief is bald. When I see the monk, I get angry and must kill him!"
Liu Yizhou smiled and said, "Master Wei Xiang, I am not a monk."
Fang Yu cursed: "You are not a monk, why did you shave your head and come here to deceive me?"
Liu Yizhou thought to himself: "It's obviously you who shaved off my hair, how can you blame me?" But his life was in his control, so he didn't dare to argue with him, so he could only laugh and said: "Thousands of mistakes are made, and they are all villains.
Lord Wei Xiangzhu has a lot of it, so don’t take it to heart.”
Fang Yu said: "Okay, then let me ask you, whose wife is Miss Fang Yi?"
Liu Yizhou said: "This...this..."
Fang Yu said loudly: "What about this and that? Say it quickly!"
Lifting the dagger and waving it in his face, Liu Yizhou thought to himself that a good man will not suffer the immediate consequences. This kid is a eunuch, so let him take advantage of it verbally. Otherwise, if he really swung the sword, he would lose a nose or something.
Ears, that's terrible.
Liu Yizhou said hurriedly: "She...she is naturally Lord Wei Xiang...she is your wife, Lord Wei Xiang."
Fang Yu laughed loudly and said, "She, who is she? Please speak more clearly. I can't stand the vague talk of monks."
Liu Yizhou said: "Junior sister Fang Yifang is the wife of your Lord Wei Xiang."
Fang Yu said: "We have to make things clear. Are you mine?"
Liu Yizhou was overjoyed when he heard his relaxed tone, and hurriedly said: "I don't dare to climb high. If Master Wei Xiang is willing to treat me as a friend, I...I will naturally be happy."
Fang Yu said: "I regard you as a friend. Friends in the world are loyal, right?"
Liu Yizhou hurriedly said: "Yes, yes. Good friends should be loyal."
Fang Yu said: "You can't play with your friend's wife. If you continue to cheat on my wife in any way, what does that mean? Just make an oath!"